ses. But so it is, my haste doth call me hence, А ст IV. SCENE I.- A hall in Petruchio's country house. Enter GRUMIO. Gru. Fye, fye, on all tired jades ! on all mad masters! and all foul ways ! Was ever man so beaten? was ever And, honest company, I thank you all, man so ray'd ? 'was ever man so weary? I am sent before That have beheld me give away myself to make a fire, and they are coming after to warm them. To this most patient, sweet, and virtuous wife. Now, were not I a little pot, and soon hot, my very Dine with my father,drink a health to me; lips might freeze to my teeth, my tongue to the roof For I must hence and farewell to you all. of my mouth, my heart in my belly, ere I should come Tra. Let us entreat you stay till after dinner. by a fire to thaw me. — But I, with blowing the fire, Pet. It may not be. shall warm myself; for, considering the weather, a Gre. Let me entreat you ! taller man than I will take cold. Holla, hoa! Curtis ! Pet. It cannot be. Enter Curtis. Curt. Who is that, calls so coldly? Gru. A piece of ice. If thou doubt it, thou may'st slide from my shoulder to my heel, with no greater a Pet. I am content you shall entreat me stay; run but my head and my neck. A fire, good Curtis ! But yet not stay, entreat me how you can. Curt. Is my master and his wife coming, Grumio ? Cath. Now, if you love me, stay! Gru. O, ay, Curtis, ay: and therefore fire, fire; cast on no water! Gru. She was, good Curtis, before this frost: but thou know'st, winter tames man, woman, and beast; No, nor to-morrow, nor till I please myself. for it hath tamed my old master, and my new mistress, The door is open, sir, there lies your way, and myself, fellow Curtis. You may be jogging, whiles your boots are green; Curt. Away, you three-inch fool! I am no beast. For me, I'll not be gone, till í please myself: - Gru. Am I but three inches ? why, thy horn is a foot ; 'Tis like, you'll prove a jolly surly groom, and so long am I, at the least. But wilt thou make a fire, That take it on you at the first so roundly. or shall I complain on thee to our mistress, whose hand Curt. I pr’ythee, good Grumio, tell me, How goes and, therefore, fire; do thy duty, and have thy duty ! If she had not a spirit to resist. for my master and mistress are almost frozen to death. Pet. They shall go forward, Kate, at thy command. - Curi. There's fire ready; and therefore, good GruObey the bride, yon that attend on her; mio, the news? Go to the feast, revel and domineer, Gru. Why, Jack boy! ho boy! and as much news as Carouse full measure to her maidenhead, thou wilt. Bemad and merry,-or go hang yourselves ! Curt. Come, you are so full of coneycatching:But for my bonny Kate, she must with me. Gru. Why therefore, fire! for I have caught extreme Nay, look not big, nor stamp, nor stare, nor fret! cold. Where's the cook? is supper ready, the house I will be master of what is mine own: trimmed, rushes strewed, cobwebs swept; the serving She is my goods, my chattels, she is my house, men in their new fustian, their white stockings, and My household-stuff, my field, my barn, every officer his wedding-garment on? Be the jacks My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing; fair within, the jills fair without, the carpets laid, and And here she stands, touch her whoever dare! every thing in order ? I'll bring my action on the proudest he, -Curt. All ready; and therefore, I pray thee, news? Gru. First, know, my horse is tired; my master and Curt. How? hangs a tale. Gru. Lend thine ear! Gru. There. [Striking him. was but to knock at your ear, and beseech listeGre. I warrant him, Petruchio is Kated. ning. Now I begin : Imprimis, we came down a foul Curt. Both on one horse? Gru. What's that to thee? Curt. Why, a horse. Gru. Tell thou the tale. - But hadst thou not And let Bianca take her sister's room ! crossed me, thou should'st have heard, how her horse Tra. Shall sweet Bianca practise how to bride it? fell, and she under her horse; thou should'st have Bap. şhe shall, Lucentio. - Come, gentlemen, let's heard, in how miry a place : how she was bemoiled; [Exeunt. how he left her with the horse upon her; how he beat go! tell you Hor. S Toatha llida Tra, i Hor. Horare Batont Ánow, Tra. Oi yor And si Twill Forss Hor me, because her horse stumbled; how she waded Take that, and mend the placking off the other! Be that through the dirt, to pluck him off me; how he swore ; (Strikes him. Now let) how she prayed – that never prayed before; how I Be merry, Kate !-Some water, here ; what, ho! SCE! cried; how the horses ran away; how her bridle was Where's my spaniel 'Troilus? -Sirrah, get you hence, burst; how I lost my crupper ;-with many things of And bid my cousin Ferdinand come hither! Tra. Is worthy memory, which now shall die in oblivion, and [Exit Servant. Dith fan thou return unexperienced to thy grave. One, Kate,that you must kiss, and be acquainted with.Curt. By this reckoning, he is more shrew than she. Where are my slippers ? --Shall I hare some water? Gru. Ay; and that thou and the proudest of you all (4 basin is presented to him. Band by shall find, when he comes home. But what talk I of Come, Kate, and wash, and welcome heartily! this ?-call forth Nathaniel, Ioseph, Nicholas, Philip, (Servant lets the ewer. fall. Walter, Sugarsop, and the rest; let their heads be You whoreson villain! will you let it fall? (Strikes him. lac. N sleekly combed, their blue coats brushed, and their Cath. Patience, I pray you; 'twas a fault unwilling. Bian. garters of an indifferent knit: let them curtsey with Pet. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave! theirleft legs, and not presume to touch a hair of my Come, Kate, sit down! I know you have a stomach. master's horse-tail, till they kiss their hands! Are Will you give thanks, sweet Kate, or else shall 1?-they all ready? What is this? mutton? hea Curt. They are. 1 Serv. Ay. Gurt, Call them forth ! Pet. Who brought it? Cur. Do you hear, ho! you must meet my master, to 1 Serv. I. countenance my mistress. Pet. 'Tis burnt; and so is all the meat: Gru. Why, she hath a face of her own. What dogs are these! - Where is the rascal cook? Curt. Who knows not that? How darst you, villains, bring it from the dresser, Gru. Thou, it seems; that callest for company to And serve it thus to me, that love it not? conntenance her. There, take it to you, trenchers, cups, and all ! Curt. I call them forth to credit her. [Throws the meat, etc. about the stage. Gru. Why, she comes to borrow nothing of them. You heedless joltheads, and unmanner'd slaves! Enter several Servants. What do you grumble? I'll be with you straight. Nath. Welcome home, Grumio! Cath. I pray you, husband, be not so disquiet! Phil. How now, Grumio ? The meat was well, if you were so contented. Jos. What, Grumio! Pet. I tell thee, Kate, 'twas burnt and dried away; Nich. Fellow Gramio! And I expressly am forbid to touch it, Nath. How now, old lad? For it engenders choler, planteth anger: Nath. All things is ready. How near is our master? Be patient! To-morrow it shall be mended, (Exeunt Petruchio, Catharina, and Curtis. Tre Pet. Where be these knaves? What, no man at door, Peter. He kills her in her own humour. Nath. [Advancing.]Peter, didst ever see the like? To hold my stirrup, nor to take my horse? Re-enter Cukris, Where is Nathaniel, Gregory, Philip ? Gru. Where is he? Curt. In her chamber, Making a sermon of continency to her: And rails, and swears, and rates, that she, poor soul, What, no attendance? no regard ? no duty ?- Knows not, which way to stand, to look, to speak, Where is the foolish knave I sent before? And sits as one new-risen from a dream. Gru. Here, sir; as, foolish as I was before. (Exeunt. Pet. You peasant swain! you whoreson malthorse Away, away! for he is coming hither. Re-enter PETRUCHIO, drudge! Did I not bid thee meet me in the park, Pet. Thus have I politicly begun my reign, Aud 'tis my hope to end successfully. T Gru. Nathaniel's coat, sir, was not fully made, And, till she stoop, she must not be full-gorg'd, And Gabriel's pumps were all unpink'd i’the heel ; For then she never looks upon her lure. There was no link to colour Peter's hat, Another way I have to man my haggard, And Walter's dagger was not come from sheathing: To make her come, and know her keeper's call; There were none fine, but Adam, Ralph, and Gregory : Thatis,-to watch her, as we watch these kites, The rest were ragged, old, and beggarly ; That bate, and beat, and will not be obedient. Yet, as they are, here are they come to meet you. She ate no meat to-day, nor none shall eat; Pet. Go, rascals, go, and fetch my supper in ! (Exeunt some of the Servants. As with the meat, some unleserved fault Last night she slept not, nor to-night she shall not; Where is the life that late I led (Sings. I'll find abort tine making of the bed, Where are those--Sit down, Kate, and welcome. And here!. Il fling the pillow, there the bolster, This way the coverlet, another way the sheets. Ay, and amid this hurly, I intend, [Sings. And, if she chance to nod, I'll rail, and brawl, And with the clamour keep her still awake. This is a way to kill a wife with kindness; Heri Neve As o That are He, that knows better, how to tame a shrew, That I'm dog-weary; but at last I spied Will serve the turn. Tra. What is he, Biondello? I know not what; but formal in apparel. In gait and countenance surely like a father. Luc. And what of him, Tranio? [They stand aside. I'll make him glad to seem Vincentio, And give assurance to Baptista Minola, {Exeunt Lucentio and Bianca, Bian. And may you prove, sir, master of your art! Enter a Pedant. [They retire. Tra, And you, welcome. But then up farther, and as far as Rome; Tra. What countryman, 1 pray? Ped. Of Mantua. Tra. Of Mantua, sir?-marry, God forbid ! And come to Padua, careless of your life? Pet. My life, sir ! how, I pray ? for that goes hard. Tra. 'Tis death for any one in Mantua, To come to Padua. Know you not the carse? (For private quarrel'twixt your duke and him,) 'Tis marvel; but that you're but newly come, You might have heard it else proclaim'd about. Hor. See, how they kiss and court!— Signior Lu- Ped. Alas, sir, it is worse for me than so; centio, For I have bills for money by exchange From Florence, and must here deliver them, Tra. Well, sir, to do you courtesy, This will I do, and this will I advise you. -- First, tell me, have you ever been at Pisa? A merchant of incomparable wealth. Tra. He is my father, sir; and, sooth to say, In countenance somewhat doth resemble you. [-Aside. And so farewell, siguior Lncentio ! Tra. To save your life in this extremity, And think it not the worst of all your fortanes, That you are like to sir Vincentio. Look, that you take upon you as you shonld; You understand me, sir;-so shall you stay, Till you have done your business in the city. Ped. O, sir, I do; and will repute you ever The patron of my life and liberty. Tra. Then go to inake the matter good! Tra. l’faith, he'll have alusty widow now, This, by the way, Ilet understand :- My father is here look'd for every day, To pass assurance of a dowerin marriage 'Twixt me and one Baptista's daughter here. In all these circumstances I'll instruct you : SCFN E III.- droom in Petruchio's house. Enter Catharina and GRUMTO. Cath. The more my wrong, the more his spite ap- pears. with nie, thy me Por. Gor Per. We Per. Go, Gru. Vil To fre, f Pet. Ho Cotalei Hor. T Take no Pei. W Even in Fortis And as Tai . FF What, did he marry me, to famish me? Away with it, come, let me have a bigger ! Cru. Ico Beggars, that come unto my father's door, Cath. I'll have no bigger; this doth fit the time, Tai. The Upon entreaty, have a present alms; And gentlewomen wear such caps as these. Pet. Av, Gru. Err Nornever needed that I should entreat, Hor. That will not be in haste. Landed th: [Aside. Am starv'd for meat, giddy forlack of sleep, Cath. Why, sir, I trust, I may have leave to speak; With oaths kept waking, and with brawling fed. And speak I will; I am no child, no babe: azer be a And that, which spites me more, than all these wants, Your Betters have endur'd me say my mind; He does it under name of perfect love; And, if you cannot, best you stop your ears. I there, the As who should say, - if I should sleep, or eat, My tongue will tell the anger of my heart; Gru. Ian "Twere deadly sickness, or else present death. Orelse my heart, concealing it, will break: I pr’ythee go, and get me somerepast! And, rather than it shall, I will be free I care not what, so it be wholesome food. Even to the uttermost, as I please, in words. Gru. What say you to a neat's foot? Pet. Why, thou say'st true: it is a paltry cap, Cath. 'Tis passing good; I prythee let me have it! A custard-coffin, a bauble, a silken pie: Gru. Yo Gru. I fear, it is too cholerica meat. I love thee well, in that thou lik'st it not. How say you to a lat tripe, finely broild? Cath. Love me, or love me not, I like the cap; Cath. I like it well; good Grumio, fetch it me. Andit I will have, or I will have none. renfort Gru, I cannot tell; Ifear, 'tis choleric. Pet. Thy gown? why, ay. -Come, tailor, let us see't! What's this ? a sleeve? 'tis like a demi-cannon : Why, what o’devil's name, tailor, call'st thou this ? (Aside. Cath. Go, get thee gone, thou false deluding slave, Tai. You bid me make it orderly and well, [Beats him. According to the fashion, and the time. That feed'st me with the very name of meat. Pet. Manry, and did; but if yon beremember'd, Sorrow on thee, and all the pack of you, I did not bid you mar it to the time. That triumphthus upon my misery! Go, hop me over every kennel home, Go, get thee gone, I say. For you shall hop without my custom, sir : Enter PETRUCHO with a dish of meat; and HORTENSIO. I'll none of it; hence, make your best of it. Pet. How fares my Kate? What, sweeting all amort? Cath. I never saw a better-fashion'd gown, Hor. Mistress, what cheer? More quaint, more pleasing, nor more commendable; Belike, you mean to make a puppet of me. Tai. She says, your worship means to make a puppet of her. [Sets the dish on a table. Pet. O monstrous arrogance! thou liest, thou thread I am sure, sweet Kate, this kindness merits thanks. thou thimble, What, not a word? Nay then, thou lov'st it not, Thou yard, three-quarters, half-yard, quarter, nail, And all my pains is sorted to no proof:- Thou flea, thou nit, thou winder cricket thou :-Here, take away this dish! Brav'din mine own house with a skein of thread! Away, thon rag, thou quantity, thou rempant; I tell thee, I, that thou hast marr'd her gown. Just as my master had direction: [Aside. Gru. I gave him no order, I gave him the staff. Much good do it unto thy gentle heart! Tai. But how did you desire it should be made? Kate, eat apace. — And now, my honey love, Gru. Marry, sir, with needle and thread. Will we return unto thy father's house, Tai. But did you not request to have it cut? And revel it as bravely, as the best, Gru. Thou hast faced many things. With silken coats, and caps, and golden rings, Tai. I have. $ Tai. Why, here is the note of the fashion to testify. Pet. Read it! Gru. The note lies in his throat, if he say, I said so. Tai. Imprimis, a loose-bodied gown: Tai. With a small compassed cape; Gru. I confess the cape. So hos What Becau Orist Becau 0, no, Forth lithou And th Tofea Go, ci And be There Pat. Hoi Tai. With a trunk sleeve; Now do your duty throughly, I advise you ; Imagine 'twere the right Vincentio ! Bion. Tut! fear not me. Tra. But hast thou done thy errand to Baptista? Gru. Error i'the bill, sir ; error i’the bill! I com Bion. I told him, that your father was at Venice; manded the sleeves should be cut out, and sewed up And that you look'd for him this day in Padua. again ; and that I'll prove upon thee, though thy little Tra. Thou’rt a tall fellow; hold thee that to drink! finger be armed in a thimble. Here comes Baptista : set your countenance, sir ! Tui. This is true, that I say; an I had thee in place Enter BAPTISTA and LUCENTIO. where, thou should'st know it. Signior Baptista, you are happily met: Gru. I am for thec straight: take thou the bill, give Sir, (To the Pedant.] me thy mete-yard, and spare not me! This is the gentleman I told you of; Give me Bianca for my patrimony! Sir, by your leave! Having come to Padua Of love between your daughter and himself: I am content, in a good father's care, [ Aside. No worse than I, sir, – upon some agreement, Go take it hence; be gone, and say no more! Me shall you find most ready and most willing Hor. Tailor, I'll pay thee for thy gown to-morrow. With one consent to have her so bestow'd; For curious I cannot be with you, Pet. Well, come, my Kate; we will unto your father's, Bup. Sir, pardon me in what I have to say ! Your plainness, and your shortness please me well. Doth love my daughter, and she loveth him, And as the sun breaks through the darkest clouds, Or both dissemble deeply their affections: So honour peereth in the meanest habit. And, therefore, if you say no more than this, What, is the jay more precious, than the lark, That like a father you will deal with him, Because his feathers are more beautiful ? And pass my daughter a sufficient dower, Or is the adder better, than the eel, The match is fully made, and all is done: Because his painted skin contents the eye? Your son shall have my daughter with consent. 0, no, good Kate; neither art thou the worse Tra. I thank you, sir. Where then do you know best, For this poor furniture, and mean array. We beaffied; and such assurance ta'en, As shall with either part's agreement stand? Pitchers have ears, and I have many servauts. Besides, old Gremio is heark’ning still; And, happily, we might be interrupted. 's see; I think, 'tis now some seven o'clock, There doth my father lie; and there, this night, And well we may come there by dinner time. We'll pass the business privately and well. The worst is this, – that, at so slender warning, You're like to have a thin and slender pittance. Bap. It likes me well: - Cambio, hie you home, And bid Bianca make her ready straight, And, if you will, tell what hath happened :- [Exeunt, And how she's like to be Lucentio's wife. with all my heart! SCENE IV. - Padua. Before Baptista's house. Tra. Dally not with the gods, but get thee gone! Enter Tranto,and the Pedant dressed likeVincentio. Signior Baptista, shalll lead the way? Tra. Sir, this is the house; please it you, that I call? Welcome! one mess is like to be your cheer: Bap. I follow you. [Exeunt Tranio, Pedant, and Baptista. We were lodgers at the Pegasus. Bion. Cambio, Luc. What say'st thon, Biondello ? Bion. You saw my master wink and laugh upon you ? Luc. Biondello, what of that? Bion. 'Faith nothing; but he has left me here behind, Ped. I warrant you: but, sir, here comes your boy; to expound the meaning or moral of his signs and 'Twere good, he were, school'd. tokens. |