Pet. Now, for my life, Hortensio fears hus wi dow. Wid. Then never trust me if I be afeard. Pet. How! She is busy, and she cannot come ! Is that an answer? Gre Ay, and a kind one too: Pet. You are sensible, and yet you miss my Pray God, Sir, your wife send you not a worse. sense; I mean, Hortensio is afeard of you. Pet. I hope, better. Hor. Sirrah, Biondello, go, and entreat my wife Wid. He that is giddy, thinks the world turns To come to me forthwith. Exit Biondello. round. Pet. Roundly replied. Kath. Mistress, how mean you that? Wid. Thus I conceive by him. Pet. Conceives by me!-How likes Hortensio that? Hor. My widow says, thus she conceives her tale. Pet Very well mended: kiss him for that, good widow. Kath. He that is giddy, thinks the world turns round : I pray you, tell me what you meant by that. Kuth. A very mean meaning. Wid. Right, I mean you. Kath. And I am mean, indeed, respecting you. Pet. To her, Kate! Hor. To her, widow! Pet. A hundred marks, my Kate does put her down. Hor. That's my office. Pet. Spoke like an officer:-Ha' to thee, lad. [Drinks to Hortensio. Bap. How likes Gremio these quick-witted folks? Gre. Believe ine, Sir, they butt together well. bian. Head, and butt? An hasty-witted body Would say, your head and butt were head and horn. Vin. Ay, mistress bride, hath that awaken'd you? Bian. Ay, but not frighted me; therefore I'll sleep again. Pet. Nay, that you shall not; since you have begun, Have at you for a bitter jest or two. Bian. Am I your bird? I mean to shift my bush, And then pursue me as you draw your bow:You are welcome all. [Exeunt Bianca, Katharina, and Widow. Pet. She hath prevented me.-Here, signior This bird you ain'd at, though you hit her not; Which runs himself, and catches for his master. I think thou hast the veriest shrew of all. Pet. Well, I say no: and therefore, for assur ance, Let's each one send unto his wife; Luc. Twenty crowns. Pet. Twenty crowns! I'll venture so much on my hawk, or hound, Hor. Content. Pet. A match; 'tis done. Hor. Who shall begin? Lac. That will 1. Go, Biondello, bid your mistress come to nie. Bion. 1 go. [Exit. Bap. Son, I will be your half, Bianca comes. Luc. I'll have no halves; I'll bear it all myself. Re-enter BIONDELLO. How now! What news? Bion. Sir, my mistress sends That she is busy, and she cannot come, • Dreads. Swinge me them soundly forth unto their husbands Away, I say, and bring them hither straight. [Exit Katharina. Luc. Here is a wonder, if you talk of a wonder. Hor. And so it is; I wonder what it bodes. Pet. Marry, peace it bodes, and love, and quiet life, An awful rule, and right supremacy; And, to be short, what not, that's sweet and happy. Pet. Nay, I will win my wager better yet; Her new-built virtue and obedience. Re-enter KATHARINA, with BIANCA, and WIDOW. See, where she comes; and brings your froward wives As prisoners to her womanly persuasion.-- [Katharina pulls off her Cap, and throws it down. Wid. Lord, let me never have a cause to sigh, Till I be brought to such a silly pass! Bian. Fie! What a foolish duty call you this? Luc. I would your duty were as foolish too: The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca, Hath cost me an hundred crowns since supper-time. Bian. The more fool you, for laying on my duty. Pet. Katharine, I charge thee, tell these headstrong women What duty they do owe their lords and husbands. Wid. Come, come, you're mocking; we will have no telling. Pet. Come on, I say; and first begin with her. Pet. I say, she shall;-and first begin with her. brow; And dart not scornful glances from those eyes, And craves no o ner tribute at thy hands, To offer war where they should kneel for peace; • Gentle temper. That seeming to be most, which we least are. Pet. Why, there's a wench -Come on, and kiss me, Kate. Luc. Well, go thy ways, old lad; for thou shalt ha't. Vin. 'Tis a good hearing, when children are toward. Luc. But a harsh hearing, when women are froward. Pet. Come, Kate, we'll to-bed : We three are married, but you two are sped. 'Twas I won the wager, though you hit the white. [To Lucentie, And, being a winner, God give you good night! [Exeunt Petruchio and Katharina, Hor. Now go thy ways, thou hast tamed a curst shrew. Laic. Tis a wonder, by your leave, she will be tamed so. [Exeunt, Abate your spirits. ACT L SCENE I-Sicilia.-An Antechamber in LEONTES' Palace. Enter CAMILLO, and ARCHADAMUS. Arch. If you shall chance, Camillo, to visit Bohemia, on the like occasion whereon my services are now on foot, you shall see, as I have said, great difference betwixt our Bohemia, and your Sicilia. Cam. I think, this coming summer, the king of Sicilia means to pay Bohemia the visitation which he justly owes him. Arch. Wherein our entertainment shall shame us, we will be justified in our loves: for indeed,Cam. 'Beseech you, Arch. Verily, I speak it in the freedom of my knowledge: we cannot with such magnificencein so rare-I know not what to say.We will give you sleepy drinks; that your senses, unintelligent of our insufficience, may, though they cannot praise us, as little accuse us. Cam. You pay a great deal too dear, for what's given freely. Arch. Believe me, I speak as my understanding instructs me, and as mine honesty puts it to ut terance. Cum. Sicilia cannot shew himself over-kind to Bohemia. They were train'd together in their childhoods; and there rooted betwixt them then such an affection, which cannot choose but branch now. Since their more mature dignities, and royal neces sities, made separation of their society, their encounters, though not personal, have been royally attornied with interchange of gifts, letters, loving embassies; that they have seem'd to be together, though absent: shook hands, as over a vast; and embraced, as it were, from the ends of opposed winds. The heavens continue their loves! Arch. I think, there is not in the world either malice, or matter, to alter it. You have an unspeakable comfort of your young prince Mamillius; it is a gentleman of the greatest promise, that ever came into my note. Cam. I very well agree with you in the hopes of him: it is a gallant child; one that, indeed, physics the subject, makes old hearts fresh: they, that went on crutches ere he was born, desire yet their life, to see him a man, Arch. Would they else be content to die? Cam. Yes; if there were no other excuse why they should desire to live. Arch. If the king had no son, they would desire to live on crutches till he had one. [Exeunt. Nobly supplied by substitution of embassies. Affords a cordial to the state SCENE II.-The same.-A Room of State in the Palace. Enter LEONTES, POLIXENES, HERMIONE, MAMIL LIUS, CAMILLO, and Attendants. Pol. Nine changes of the wat'ry star have been The shepherd's note, since we have left our throne Without a burden: time as long again Would be till'd up, my brother, with our thanks; And yet we should, for perpetuity, Go hence in debt: and therefore, like a cypher, Yet standing in rich place, I multiply, With one we-thank-you, many thousands more That go before it. Leon. Stay your thanks a while; And pay them when you part. Pol. Sir, that's to-morrow. I am question'd by my fears, of what may chance, Leon. We are tougher, brother, Pol. No longer stay. Leon. We'll part the time between 's then: and in that I'll no gain-saying, Pol. Press me not, 'beseech you, so; There is no tongue that moves, none, none i' the world, So soon as yours, could win me: so it should now, Leon. Tongue-tied, our queen? Speak you. until You had drawn oaths from him, not to stay. You, Sir, Leon. Well said, Hermione. Her. To tell, he longs to see his son were strong: But let him say so then, and let him go; But let him swear so, and he shall not stay, We'll thwack him hence with distaffsYet of your royal presence (To Polixenes.] I'll ad venture The borrow of a week. When at Bohemia. • Nipping. Her. It is Grace, Indeed. Why, lo you now, I have spoke to the purpose twice: The one for ever earu'd a royal husband; The other for some while a friend. Though you would seek to unsphere the stars with May a free face put on; derive a liberty oaths, Should yet say, Sir, no going. Verily, As potent as a lord's. Will you go yet? Not like a guest; so you shall pay your fees, When you depart, and save your thanks. How say you? My prisoner? Or my guest? By your dread verily, One of them you shall be. Pol. Your guest, then, madam: To be your prisoner, should import offending; Than you to punish. Her. Not your gaoler then, But your kind hostess. Come, I'll question you Pol. We were, fair queen, Two lads, that thought there was no more behind, Her. Was not my lord the verier wag o'the two? Pol. We were as twinn'd lambs, that did frisk i' the sun, And bleat the one at the other: what we changed, Boldly, Not guilty; the imposition clear'd, Her. By this we gather, You have tripp'd since. Pol. O my most sacred lady, Temptations have since then been born to us: for Her. Grace to boot! Her. What? Have I twice said well? When was't before? I pr'ythee, tell me : cram us with praise, and make us As fat as tame things: one good deed, dying tongueless, Slaughters a thousand, waiting upon that. Or I mistake you: 0, would her name were Grace! Leon. Why, that was when [Giving her hand to Polixenes. Mum. Ay, my good lord. Why, that's my bawcock. What, hast smutch'd thy nose? They say, it's a copy out of mine. Come, captain, [Observing Polixenes and Hermin Upon his palm ?-How now, you wanton calf! Art thou my calf? Cam. Yes, if you will my lord. Leon. Thou want'st a rough pash, and the shoots that I have, To be full like me,-yet, they say, we are And fellow'st nothing: then 'tis very credent, Pol. What means Sicilia? Her. He something seems unsettled. What cheer? How is't with you, best brother? As if you held a brow of much distraction: Leon. No, in good earnest. How sometimes nature will betray its folly, Leon. You will? Why, happy man be his doleit Are you so fond of your young prince, as we Pol. If at home, Sir, He's all my exercise, my mirth, my matter; Three crabbed months had sour'd themselves to Thoughts that would thick my blood. death, Leon. So stands this squire Onced with me: we two will waik, my lord, Her. If you would seek us, We are yours i' the garden: shall's attend you there? Leon. To your own bents dispose you: you'll be found, Be you beneath the sky-I am angling now, How she holds up the nebt, the bill to him! Go, play, boy, play; thy mother plays, and I Or I am much deceived, cuckolds ere now; And his pond fish'd by his next neighbour, by As mine, against their will: should all despair, none; It is a bawdy planet, that will strike Where 'tis predominant; and 'tis powerful, think it, From east, west, north, and south: be it concluded, No barricado for a belly; know it; It will let in and out the enemy, With bag and baggage; many a thousand of us Cam. Ay, my good lord. Leon. Go play, Mamillius; thou'rt an honest man. [Exit Mamillius. Camillo, this great Sir will yet stay longer. Cam. You had much ado to make his anchor hold; When you cast out, it still came home. Leon. Didst note it? Cam. He would not stay at your petitions; made His business more material. Leon. Didst thou perceive it? Hast cleansed my bosom! I from thee departed In that which seems so. Cam. Be it forbid, my lord! Leon. To bide upon 'i;-Thou art not honest; If thou inclinest that way, thou art a coward: Which hoxes honesty behind, restraining From course required: or else thou must be counter A servant, grafted in my serious trust, And therein negligent; or else a fool, That seest a game play'd home, the rich stake drawr And takest it all for jest. Cam. My gracious lord, I may be negligent, foolish, and fearful; 'Tis none of mine. Leon. Have not you seen, Camillo, (But that's past doubt: you have; or your eye-glass Is thicker than a cuckold's horn;) or heard, (For, to a vision so apparent, rumour Cannot be mute,) or thought, (for cogitation Resides not in that man, that does not think it,) My wife is slippery? If thou wilt confess, (Or else be impudently negative, To have nor eyes, nor ears, nor thought,) then say Cam. I would not be a stander-by, to hear Leon. Is whispering nothing? Is leaning cheek to cheek? Is meeting noses? blind With the pin and web, but theirs, theirs only, That would unseen be wicked? Is this nothing? They're here with me already; whispering, round- Why, then the world, and all that's in 't, is nothing; ing . Sicilia is a so-forth: 'tis far gone, When I shall gust ¶ it last.-How came't, Camillo, That he did stay? Cam. At the good queen's entreaty. The covering sky is nothing; Bohemia nothing; Wy wife is nothing; nor nothing have these nothings, If this be nothing. Cam. Good my lord, be cured Leon. At the queen's be't: good, should be per- Of this diseased opinion, and betimes; tinent; Eat so it is, it is not. Was this taken More than the common blocks:-Not noted, is't, Cam. Stays here longer. Leon. Ay, but why? Cam. To satisfy your highness, and the entreaties The entreaties of your mistress-satisfy ?— Taste. For 'tis most dangerous. Leon. Say, it be; 'tis true. Leon. It is; you lie, you lie: I say, thou liest, Camillo, and I hate thee; Cam. Who does infect her? Leon. Why he, that wears her like her medal, hanging About his neck, Bohemia: who,-if I |