into a violent passion, and could not bear the jokes of her brother, taking them all (and how should she do otherwise?) as intended to affront her. Away, therefore, she ran to her father, and said it was a shame that a boy who was born to be a man, should speak such cowardly words. The good gentleman replied, "My dear children, I wish that each of you would view yourselves in the glass every day of your lives; you, my son, that you may never disgrace your beauty by an unworthy action-and you, my daughter, that you may cover the defects of your person with the charms of virtue." A BAD CONSCIENCE. EXAMPLE I: THE SLAVE AND HIS MASTER. THERE was once a slave who had run away from his master. Some time after the master went to a certain city, where he saw the slave, and seized him. But the slave at the same time caught hold of his master, saying, "You are my slave; you robbed me of a deal of money, and then ran away." At length they both went before the judge. He made them both put their heads out of a window, at one and the same time. There, then, they both stood with their heads bent out of the window. Next, the judge suddenly called out to the executioner "Cut off the slave's head with your sword." The one man instantly drew in his head, whilst the other remained as before. The slave was therefore self-convicted; and he was thrown into prison accordingly. EXAMPLE II: THE THIEVES AND THE COTTON. In a certain city a large quantity of cotton had been stolen; and the thieves could not be found out. The magistrate was anxious to discover them, and he set about it in the following manner :— He invited all the men of the town, small and great, to a feast. All having met, the magistrate, looking the company in the face, said, "What ill-bred, impudent fellows those men are, to come to the feast with the stolen cotton sticking in their beards!" The thieves immediately put their hands to their beards, and thereby convicted themselves. THE WORM. TURN, turn thy hasty foot aside, The sun, the moon, the stars he made And spread o'er earth the grassy blade, Let them enjoy their little day, Oh do not lightly take away The life thou canst not give.-Gisborne. THE GOOSE. I KNEW an old wife, lean and poor, He held a goose upon his arm, "Here take the goose and keep you warm, It is a stormy season." She caught the white goose by the leg, She dropt the goose and caught the pelf, And blessed herself and cursed. herself, And feeding high and living soft, It cluttered here it chuckled there; "A quinsy choke thy cursed note:" Then waxed her anger stronger "Go take the goose and wring her throat, I will not bear it longer." Then yelped the cur and yawled the cat; As head and heels upon the floor He took the goose upon his arm, "So keep you cold, or keep you warm, The wild wind rang from park and plain The glass blew in, the fire blew out, Her cap blew off, her gown blew up, And a whirlwind cleared the larder.- Tennys Talons claws. Suspended, hung. THE BUTTERFLY'S BALL. COME, take up your hats, and aways let us haste, And there came the Moth, in his plumage of down, And the sly little Dormouse crept out of his hole, A mushroom their table, and on it was laid There, close on his haunches, so solemn and wise, Then out came a Spider, with fingers so fine, From one branch to another his cobweb he slung, But just in the middle, oh! shocking to tell! Then the Grasshopper came, with a jerk and a spring; With steps quite majestic, the Snail did advance, But they all laughed so loud, that he pulled in his head, Then as evening gave way to the shadows of night, light; Then home let us hasten while yet we can see, For no watchman is waiting for you and for me.-Roscoe. |