While the jack, trout, or barbel, effects its escape Thro' the gut or silk line being rotten. Therefore let the steel point be set truly and round, Oh! the botches I've seen by a tool of the sort, Rather hitching than etching, and making, in short, Such stiff, crabbed, and angular scratches, That the figures seem'd statues or mummies from tombs, While the trees were as rigid as bundles of brooms, And the herbage like bunches of matches! The stiff clouds as if carefully iron'd and starch'd, While a cast-iron bridge, meant for wooden, o'erarch'd Something more like a road than a river. Prythee, who in such characteristics could see Any trace of the beautiful land of the freeThe Free-Mason-Free-Trader-Free-Liver! But prepared by a hand that is skilful and nice, The fine point glides along like a skate on the ice, At the will of the Gentle Designer, Who impelling the needle just presses so much, That each line of her labour the copper may touch, As if done by a penny-a-liner. And behold! how the fast-growing images gleam! For, subdued by the sheet so transparent and white, So the juvenile Poet with ecstasy views [Muse His first verses, and dreams that the songs of his Are as brilliant as Moore's and as tenderTill some critical sheet scans the faulty design, And alas! takes the shine out of every line That had form'd such a vision of splendour. Certain objects, however, may come in Yet regard not the awkward appearance with doubt, But of errors why speak, when for beauty and Your free, spirited Etching is worthy, in sooth, So your sketch superficially drawn on the plate, With a keen biting fluid, which eating its way— And it's, oh! that some splenetic folks I could name In the place of the virulent spirit wherewith— They keep biting the backs of their neighbours! * The Deserted Village. Illustrated by the Etching Club. But beforehand, with wax or the shoemaker's pitch, You must build a neat dyke round the margin, in which You may pour the dilute aquafortis. For if raw, like a dram, it will shock you to trace, Your design with a horrible froth on its face, Like a wretch in articulo mortis. Like a wretch in the pangs that too many endure, But the Acid has duly been lower'd, and bites Like a nature inclined to meet troubles; And yet, constantly, secretly, eating its way, Which is gnawing the heart and the brain all the while That the face is illumined by its cheerfullest smile, And the wit is in bright ebullition. But still stealthily feeding, the treacherous stuff But before with the varnishing brush you proceed, Like the black one that hangs on the Vicar. Then the varnish well dried-urge the biting again, But how long at its meal the eau forte may remain, Time and practice alone can determine : But of course not so long that the Mountain, and Mill, The rude Bridge, and the Figures, whatever you will, Are as black as the spots on your ermine. It is true, none the less, that a dark-looking scrap, With a sort of Blackheath, and Black Forest, mayhap, Is considered as rather Rembrandty; And that very black cattle, and very black sheep, A black dog, and a shepherd as black as a sweep Are the pets of some great Dilettante. |