Over the Green, and along by the George-
Past the Stocks, and the Church, and the Forge,
And round the Pound, and skirting the Pond,
Till they come to the whitewash'd cottage beyond,
And there at the door they muster and cluster,
And thump, and kick, and bellow, and bluster-
Enough to put old Nick in a fluster!

A noise, indeed, so loud and long,

And mix'd with expressions so very strong,
That supposing, according to popular fame,
"Wise Woman" and Witch to be the same,
No hag with a broom would unwisely stop,
But up and away through the chimney-top;
Whereas, the moment they burst the door,
Planted fast on her sanded floor,

With her Trumpet up to her organ of hearing,
Lo and behold!-Dame Eleanor Spearing!

Oh! then arises the fearful shout

Bawl'd and scream'd, and bandied about—
"Seize her!-Drag the old Jezebel out!"
While the Beadle-the foremost of all the band,
Snatches the Horn from her trembling hand-
And after a pause of doubt and fear,
Puts it up to his sharpest ear.

"Now silence-silence-one and all!"

For the Clerk is quoting from Holy Paul!
But before he rehearses

A couple of verses,

The Beadle lets the Trumpet fall;

For instead of the words so pious and humble, He hears a supernatural grumble.

Enough, enough! and more than enough ;-
Twenty impatient hands and rough,
By arm, and leg, and neck, and scruff,
Apron, 'kerchief, gown of stuff-
Cap, and pinner, sleeve, and cuff—

Are clutching the Witch wherever they can,
With the spite of Woman and fury of Man;
And then-but first they kill her cat,
And murder her dog on the very mat―
And crush the Infernal Trumpet flat ;-
And then they hurry her through the door
She never, never, will enter more!

Away! away! down the dusty lane

They pull her, and haul her, with might and

main :

And happy the hawbuck, Tom or Harry

Dandy, or Sandy, Jerry, or Larry,

Who happens to get " a leg to carry!"

And happy the foot that can give her a kick,
And happy the hand that can find a brick—
And happy the fingers that hold a stick-
Knife to cut, or pin to prick-

And happy the Boy who can lend her a lick ;—
Nay, happy the Urchin-Charity-bred,

Who can shy very nigh to her wicked old head!

Alas! to think how people's creeds
Are contradicted by people's deeds!

But though the wishes that Witches utter
Can play the most diabolical rigs—

Send styes in the eye-and measle the pigs-
Grease horses' heels-and spoil the butter;
Smut and mildew the corn on the stalk-
And turn new milk to water and chalk,—
Blight apples and give the chickens the pip-
And cramp the stomach-and cripple the hip-
And waste the body-and addle the eggs-
And give a baby bandy legs;

Though in common belief a Witch's curse
Involves all these horrible things and worse-
As ignorant bumpkins all profess,

No Bumpkin makes a poke the less

At the back or ribs of old Eleanor S.!

As if she were only a sack of barley; Or gives her credit for greater might Than the Powers of Darkness confer at night On that other old woman, the parish Charley;

Ay, now's the time for a Witch to call
On her Imps and Sucklings one and all—
Newes, Pyewacket, or Peck in the Crown,
(As Matthew Hopkins has handed them down)
Dick, and Willet, and Sugar-and-Sack,
Greedy Grizel, Jarmara the Black,

Vinegar Tom and the rest of the pack-
Ay, now's the nick for her friend old Harry
To come
"with his tail" like the bold Glengarry,

And drive her foes from their savage job
As a mad Black Bullock would scatter a mob :-
But no such matter is down in the bond;
And spite of her cries that never cease
But scare the ducks and astonish the geese,
The Dame is dragg'd to the fatal pond!

And now they come to the water's brim-
And in they bundle her-sink or swim;
Though it's twenty to one that the wretch must
drown,

With twenty sticks to hold her down;
Including the help to the self-same end,
Which a travelling Pedlar stops to lend.
A Pedlar! Yes!-The same!-the same!
Who sold the Horn to the drowning Dame!
And now is foremost amid the stir,

With a token only revealed to her;

A token that makes her shudder and shriek, And point with her finger, and strive to speak— But before she can utter the name of the Devil, Her head is under the water level!

Moral.

There are folks about town-to name no namesWho much resemble that deafest of Dames;

And over their tea, and muffins, and crumpets, Circulate many a scandalous word,

And whisper tales they could only have heard
Through some such Diabolical Trumpets!

NOTE.

THE following curious passage is quoted for the benefit of such Readers as are afflicted, like Dame Spearing, with Deafness, and one of its concomitants, a singing or ringing in the head. The extract is taken from "Quid pro Quo; or, A Theory of Compensations. By P. S." (perhaps Peter Shard), folio edition:

"Soe tenderly kind and gratious is Nature, our Mother, that She seldom or never puts upon us any Grievaunce without making Us some Amends, which, if not a full and perfect Equivalent, is yet a great Solace or Salve to the Sore. As is notably displaid in the Case of such of our Fellow Creatures as undergoe the Loss of Heering, and are thereby deprived of the Comfort and Entertainment of Natural Sounds. In lew, whereof the Deaf Man, as testified by mine own Experience, is regaled with an inward Musick that is not vouchsafed unto a Person who hath the compleet Usage of his Ears. For note, that the selfsame Condition of Boddy which is most apt to bring on a Surdity,—namely, a general Relaxing of the delicate and subtile Fibres of the Human Nerves, and mainly such as belong and propinque to the Auricular Organ, this very Unbracing which silences the Tympanum, or drum, is the most instrumental Cause in producing a Consort in the Head. And, in particular, that affection which the Physitians have called Tinnitus, by reason of its Resemblance to a Ring of Bells. The Absence of which, as a National Musick, would be a sore Loss and Discomfort to any Native of the Low Countryes, where the Steeples and Church-Towers with their Carillons maintain an allmost endlesse Tingle; seeing that before one quarterly Chime of the Cloke hath well ended, another must by Time's Command strike up its Tune. On which Account, together with its manye waterish Swamps and