Forth from the heap she pick'd her vot'ry's pray'r, Nor heeds the brown dishonours of his face. 95 100 105 And now the victor stretch'd his eager hand Where the tall Nothing stood, or seem'd to stand; A shapeless shade, it melted from his sight, Like forms in clouds, or visions of the night! To seize his papers, Curl, was next thy care; His papers light, fly diverse, tost in air : Songs, sonnets, epigrams, the winds uplift, And whisk 'em back to Evans, Younge, and Swift. Th' embroider'd suit, at least, he deem'd his prey, That suit, an unpaid tailor snatch'd away! No rag, no scrap, of all the beau, or wit, That once so flutter'd, and that once so writ. 110 Heav'n rings with laughter: of the laughter vain, Dulness, good Queen, repeats the jest again. Three wicked imps of her own Grub-street choir, 115 She deck'd like Congreve, Addison, and Prior; Mears, Warner, Wilkins, run: delusive thought! Breval, Besaleel, Bond, the varlets caught. Curl stretches after Gay, but Gay is gone, He grasps an empty Joseph for a John: So Proteus, hunted in a nobler shape, Became, when seiz'd, a puppy, or an ape. 120 To him the Goddess. Son! thy grief lay down, And turn this whole illusion on the town. As the sage dame, experienc'd in her trade, 125 130 By names of Toasts retails each batter'd jade, 135 A shaggy tap'stry, worthy to be spread And Tutchin flagrant from the scourge, below: 140 144 And oh! (he cried) what street, what lane, but knows See in the circle next, Eliza plac'd ; Two babes of love close clinging to her waist; 150 His be yon Juno of majestic size, With cow-like udders, and with ox-like eyes. 155 Chapman and Curl accept the glorious strife (Tho' one his son dissuades, and one his wife), 160 This on his manly confidence relies, That on his vigour and superior size. First Chapman lean'd against his letter'd post; So Jove's bright bow displays its wat'ry round, 165 Thro' half the heav'ns he pours th' exalted urn; 175 Swift as it mounts, all follow with their eyes; Thou triumph'st, Victor of the high-wrought day, Room for my Lord! three Jockeys in his train: His honour'd meaning Dulness thus exprest; "He wins this Patron who can tickle best." He chinks his purse, and takes his seat of state: With ready quills the Dedicators wait, 190 Now at his head the dext'rous task commence, And instant, fancy feels th' imputed sense; 195 Bentley his mouth with classic flatt'ry opes, 205 The more thou ticklest, gripes his fist the faster. 210 215 Now turn to diff'rent sports (the Goddess cries), And learn, my sons, the wondrous pow'r of Noise. To move, to raise, to ravish, ev'ry heart, With Skakspeare's nature, or with Jonson's art, Let others aim: 'tis yours to shake the soul With Thunder rumbling from the mustard bowl, 2 A VOL. V. 220 With horns and trumpets now to madness swell, 235 Now thousand tongues are heard in one loud din : The Monkey-mimics rush discordant in: 'Twas chatt'ring, grinning, mouthing, jabb'ring all, And Noise, and Norton, Brangling, and Breval, 230 Dennis, and Dissonance; and captious art, And snip-snap short, and interruption smart. Hold! (cry'd the Queen) A Cat-call each shall win, Equal your merits! equal is your din! But that this well-disputed game may end, Sound forth, my Brayers, and the welkin rend. As when the long-ear'd milky mothers wait At some sick miser's triple-bolted gate, For their defrauded, absent foals they make A moan so loud, that all the Guild awake; Sore sighs Sir Gilbert, starting, at the bray, From dreams of millions, and three groats to pay! So swells each wind-pipe; Ass intones to Ass, Harmonic twang, of leather, horn, and brass; Such, as from lab'ring lungs th' Enthusiast blows, High sounds, attemper'd to the vocal nose. 246 But far o'er all, sonorous Blackmore's strain; Walls, steeples, skies, bray back to him again : In Tot'nam fields, the brethren with amaze Prick all their ears up, and forget to graze; 240 250 |