BOOK THE SECOND. ARGUMENT. The king being proclaimed, the solenmity is graced with public games and sports of various kinds; not instituted by the hero, as by Æneas in Virgil, but for greater honour by the Goddess in person (in like manner as the games Pythia, Isthmia, &c., were anciently said to be ordained by the gods, and as Thetis herself appearing, according to Homer, Odyss. 24, proposed the prizes in honour of her son Achilles.) Hither flock the poets and critics, attended, as is but just, with their patrons and booksellers. The Goddess is first pleased, for her disport, to propose games to the booksellers, and setteth up the phantom of a poet, which they contend to overtake. The race is described with their divers accidents. Next, the game for a poetess. Then follow the exercises for the poets, of tickling, vociferating, diving: the first holds forth the arts and practices of dedicators; the second of disputants and fustian poets; the third of profound, dark, and dirty party-writers. Lastly, for the critics, the Goddess proposes (with great propriety) an exercise, not of their parts, but their patience, in hearing the works of two voluminous authors, one in verse and the other in prose, deliberately read, without sleeping; the various effects of which with the several degrees and manners of their operation, are here set forth, till the whole number, not of critics only, but of spectators, actors, and all present, fall fast asleep, which naturally and necessarily ends the games. HIGH on a gorgeous seat, that far out-shone 1 The pulpit of a dissenter is usually called a tub; but that of Mr. Orator Henley was covered with velvet, and adorned with gold. He had also a fair altar, and over it this extraordinary inscription, "The Primi tive Eucharist." Richard Fleckno was an Irish priest, but had laid aside (as himself expressed it) the mechanic part of priesthood. He printed some plays, poems, letters, and travels. 2 Edmund Curl stood in the pillory at Charing-cross, in March 1727-8. His peers shine round him with reflected grace, Heaven's twinkling sparks draw light and point their horns. Not with more glee, by hands pontific crown'd, Throned on seven hills, the antichrist of wit. They summon all her race: an endless band A church collects the saints of Drury-lane. Glory and gain, the industrious tribe provoke; And empty words she gave, and sounding strain, A fool, so just a copy of a wit: 1 Camillo Querno was of Apulia, who hearing the great encouragement which Leo X. gave to poets, travelled to Rome with a harp in his hand, and sung to it twenty thousand verses of a poem called Alexias. So like, that critics said, and courtiers swore, All gaze with ardour: some a poet's name, "This prize is mine, who tempt it are my foes; He left huge Lintot, and outstripp'd the wind. Which Curl's Corinna1 chanced that morn to make; 1 Curl, in his Key to the Dunciad, affirmed this to be James Moore Smith, Esq. His only work was a comedy called the Rival Modes; the town condemned it in the action. 2 We enter here upon the episode of the booksellers; persons whose names being more known and famous in the learned world than those of the authors in this poem, do therefore need less explanation. The action of Mr. Lintot here imitates that of Dares in Virgil, rising just in this manner to lay hold on a bull. This eminent bookseller printed the Rival Modes before-mentioned. 3 We come now to a character of much respect, that of Mr. Edmund Curl. As a plain repetition of great actions is the best praise of them, we shall only say of this eminent man, that he carried the trade many lengths beyond what it ever before had arrived at, and that he was the envy and admiration of all his profession. He possessed himself of a command over ail authors whatever; he caused them to write what he pleased; they could not call their very names their own. He was not only famous among these; he was taken notice of by the state, the church, and the law, and received particular marks of distinction from each. 4 This name, it seems, was taken by one Mrs. T-, who procured some private letters of Mr. Pope's, while almost a boy, to Mr. Cromwell, and sold them without the consent of either of those gentlemen to Curl, who printed them in 12mo, 1727. He discovered her to be the publisher, in his Key. (Such was her wont, at early dawn to drop Her evening cates before his neighbour's shop) Hear Jove! whose name my bards and I adore, And ministers to Jove with purest hands. Nor heeds the brown dishonours of his face. And now the victor stretch'd his eager hand, The Bible was Curl's sign; the Cross Keys, Lintot's. 2 The Roman goddess of the common sewers. Her black grottos near the Temple still pour forth their odoriferous streams. To seize his papers, Curl, was next thy care; 1 These authors being such whose names will reach posterity, wa shall not give any account of them, but proceed to those of whom it is necessary. Bezaleel Morris was author of some satires on the translators of Homer, with many other things printed in newspapers.-" Bond wrote a satire against Pope. Captain Breval was author of The Confederates, an ingenious dramatic performance to expose Mr. P., Mr. Gay, Dr. Arbuthnot and some ladies of quality," says Curl. 2 Booksellers, and printers of much anonymous stuff. 3 Joseph Gay, a fictitious name put by Curl before several pamphlets, which made them pass with many for Mr. Gay's. 4 It was a common practice of this bookseller to publish vile pieces of obscure hands under the names of eminent authors. 5 The man here specified wrote a thing called The Battle of Poets, in which Phillips and Welsted were the heroes, and Swift and Pope utterly routed. He also published some malevolent things in the British, London, and Daily Journals; and at the same time wrote letters to Mr. Pope, protesting his innocence. His chief work was a translation of Hesiod, to which Theobald put notes and half-notes, which he carefully owned. |