"When they were going to be wed, And brutally did send her off "When Peter found his love was lost, "A-trading he went to the West, And there he was in crimson dress'd "When Lizianny heard the news And never did get off of it Until she di-i-ed! "Ye fathers all a warning take- And Lizianny Querl.” Anonymous. COMFORT IN AFFLICTION. "WHEREFORE starts my bosom lord? "Rest thee, my dear lord, I pray, "There again! that fevered start! "Nay, nay, that sickly smile can ne'er "Since the dawn began to peep, "Oh, what joy it was to see My gentle lord once more awake! Tell me, what is amiss with thee! Speak, or my heart will break!" "Mary, thou angel of my life, 'Tis not, believe me, my dear wife, "It is not in my bosom, dear, Here in my wisdom tooth! "Then give,-oh, first best antidote, Sweet partner of my bed! To wrap around my head!" W. E. AYTOUN. UNCLE JAMIE. WEEL the bairns may mak' their mane, Uncle Jamie had a mill, When the mousie drave the mill, Wi' the bairns the house would fill ; Such a clatter then began! Faster aye the mousie ran ! Clinkum, clankum! rad-de-dad! Some, wha aiblins think they're wise, Uncle Jamie's dead an' gane! ALEXANDER SMART. THE FINE ARKANSAS GENTLEMAN. Now all good fellows listen, and a story I will tell well In the western part of Arkansas, close to the Indian line, Where he gets drunk once a week on whiskey, and immediately sobers himself completely on the very best of wine; A fine Arkansas gentleman, close to the Choctaw line! This fine Arkansas gentleman has a mighty fine estate Of five or six thousand acres or more of land, that will be worth a great deal some day or other, if he don't kill himself too soon, and will only condescend to wait; And four or five dozen negroes that would rather work than not, And such quantities of horses, and cattle, and pigs, and other poultry, that he never pretends to know how many he has got: This fine Arkansas gentleman, close to the Choctaw line! This fine Arkansas gentleman has built a splendid house, On the edge of a big prairie, extremely well populated with deer, and hares, and grouse; And when he wants to feast his friends, he has nothing more to do Than to leave the potlid off, and the decently behaved birds fly straight into the pot, knowing he'll shoot 'em if they don't, and he has a splendid stew, This fine Arkansas gentleman, close to the Indian line! This fine Arkansas gentleman makes several hundred bales, Unless from drought, or worm, a bad stand, or some other dd contingency, his crop is short, or fails; And when its picked, and ginned, and baled, he puts it in a boat, And gets aboard himself likewise, and charters the bar, and has a devil of a spree, while down to New Orleans he and his cotton float, This fine Arkansas gentleman, close to the Choctaw line! |