And heralds were sent, in his Majesty's name, Through the length and the breadth of his realm to pro claim Personal safety, and I don't know what, If only the man to the King could be got: Well, the thief, with firm trust in his Majesty's honor, As the knowingest chap I have seen in my life; JOHN SOUTH PHILLIPS. THE ASTRONOMICAL ALDERMAN: THE pedant or scholastikos became One of these turtle-eating men, Said he was more PH. than N. Meaning thereby, more phool than nave. Though they who knew our cunning Thraso, His Civic brethren to express His "double, double, toil and trouble," And bustling, noisy emptiness, Had christened him Sir Hubble Bubble. This wight ventripotent was dining With calipee and calipash That tomb omnivorous-his paunch, Then on the launch Inflicting many a horrid gash, Of such supreme beatitude, "Sir," he exclaimed, between his bumpers, 66 Copernicus and Tycho-Brahe, And all those chaps, have had their day; They've written monstrous lies, sir, thumpers!— Move round the sun?-it's talking treason; The earth stands still-it stands to reason.Round as a globe? stuff-humbug-fable! It's a flat sphere, like this here table, And the sun overhangs this sphere, Ay-just like that there chandelier.” "But," quoth his neighbor, "when the sun From East to West his course has run, How comes it that he shows his face So much his triumph seemed to please him; 66 Why, blockhead! he goes back at night, ELEGY. TO THE MEMORY OF MISS EMILY KAY, COUSIN TO MISS ELLEN GEE, OF KEW, WHO DIED LATELY AT EWELL, AND WAS BURIED IN ESSEX. "They fool me to the top of my bent."-SHAKSPEARE. SAD nymphs of U L, U have much to cry for, OS X maids! come hither and D, O, Without X S she did X L alway, Whate'er 10 to do she did discharge, When her Piano-40 she did press, Such heavenly sounds did M N 8, that she Her hair was soft as silk, not Y RE, L 8 she was, and prattling like a J; The grave should soon M U R U, cold as clay, While taking T at Q with L N G, The M T grate she rose to put a: Her clothes caught fire-no 1 again shall see O LNG in vain you set at 0 GR and reproach for suffering her 2 B Thus sacrificed; to JL U should be brought, Or burnt U 02 B in FE G. Sweet M LE K into S X they bore, Taking good care the monument 2 Y 10, And as her tomb was much 2 low B 4, They lately brought fresh bricks the walls to 10 (heighten.) HORACE SMITH. THE MERCHANT OF VENICE. A LEGEND OF ITALY. ***Of the merchant of Venice there are two 4to editions in 1600, one by Heyes and the other by Roberts. The Duke of Devonshire and Lord Francis Egerton have copies of the edition by Heyes, and they vary importantly. *** It must be acknowledged that this is a very easy and happy emendation, which does not admit of a moment's doubt or dispute. *** Readers in general are not at all aware of the nonsense they have in many cases been accustomed to receive as the genuine text of Shakspeare! Reasons for a new edition of Shakspeare's Works by J. Payne Collier. I BELIEVE there are few But have heard of a Jew, Named Shylock, of Venice, as arrant a "Screw" A ducat at less than three hundred per cent., Who'd take no more care of his pounds than his pen nies, When press'd for a loan at the very first sight Of his terms, would back out, and take refuge in Flight. If he might not, in managing thus to retire, |