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Ez thet principle kind o'gits spiled by exposure;
on't ; Ef he can't keep it all to himself wen it's wise to, He aint one it's fit to trust nothin' so nice to.
Besides, ther's a wonderful power in latitude
dition, An' thet everythin''s nothin' except by position ; Ez, fer instance, thet rubber-trees fust begun
bearin' Wen p’litikle conshunces come into wearin',Thet the fears of a monkey, whose holt chanced
to fail, Drawed the vertibry out to a prehensile tail; So, wen one's chose to Congriss, ez soon ez he's
* The speaker is of a different mind from Tully, who, in his recently discovered tractate De Republicâ, tells us,-Nec vero habere virtutem satis est, quasi artem aliquam, nisi utare, and from our Milton, who says,—“I cannot praise a fugitive and cloistered virtue, unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out and sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat."Areop. He had taken the words out of the Roman's mouth, without knowing it, and might well exclaim with Austin (if & saint's name may stand sponsor for a curse,) Pereant qui ante nos nostra dixerint !-H. W.
Fer a coat thet sets wal here in ole Massachusetts, Wen it gits on to Washinton, somehow askew sets.
Resolves, do you say, o' the Springfield Conven
tion ? Thet's percisely the pint I was goin' to mention ; Resolves air a thing we most gen’ally keep ill, They're a cheap kind o’ dust fer the eyes o’ the
people; A parcel o delligits jest get together An' chat fer a spell o' the crops an' the weather, Then, comin' to order, they squabble awile An' let off the speeches they're ferful 'll spile ; Then-Resolve, -Thet we wunt hev an inch o’
slave territory ; Thet President Polk's holl perceedins air very
tory ; Thet the war is a damned war, an' them thet en
list in it Should hev a cravat with a dreffle tight twist in
it; Thet the war is a war fer the spreadin' o' slavery ; Thet our army desarves our best thanks fer their
bravery ; Thet we're the original friends o' the nation, All the rest air a paltry an' base fabrication ; Thet we highly respect Messrs. A, B, an' C, An' ez deeply despise Messrs. E, F, an' G. In this way they go to the eend o' the chapter, An' then they bust out in a kind of a raptur About their own vartoo, an’ folks's stone-blindness To the men thet 'ould actilly do 'em a kindness, The American eagle,—the Pilgrims thet landed, Till on ole Plymouth Rock they git finally stranded. Wal, the people they listen and say, “ Thet's the
ticket; Ez fer Mexico, t'aint no great glory to lick it,
But 'twould be a darned shame to go pullin' o'
triggers To extend the aree of abusin' the niggers.” So they march in percessions, an' git up hooraws, An' tramp thru the mud fer the good o' the cause, An' think they're a kind o’ fulfillin' the prophecies, Wen they're on’y jest changin' the holders of
offices; Ware A sot afore, B is comf’tably seated, One humbug's victorious, an' t'other defeated, Each honnable doughface gits jest wut he axes, An' the people—their annooal soft-sodder an'
Now, to keep unimpaired all these glorious feeturs
thet a party with great aims like these Must stick jest ez close ez a hive full o' bees. I'm willin' a man should
tollable strong Agin wrong in the abstract, fer thet kind o' wrong Is ollers unpop'lar an’ never gits pitied, Because it's a crime no one never committed ; But he mus’n't be hard on partickler sins, Coz then he'll be kickin' the people's own shins ; On'y look at the Demmercrats, see wut they've
done Jest simply by stickin' together like fun; They've sucked us right into a mis’able war
left yet ;)
Thet no one on airth aint responsible for ;
joke, Thet Washinton's mantelpiece fell upon Polk. Now all o' these blessin's the Wigs might enjoy, Ef they'd gumption enough the right means to
imploy; Fer the silver spoon born in Dermocracy's mouth Is a kind of a scringe thet they hev to the South ; Their masters can cuss 'em an' kick 'em an’ wale
'em, An' they notice it less 'an the ass did to Balaam ; In this way they screw into second-rate offices Wich the slaveholder thinks 'ould substract too
much off his ease; The file-leaders, I mean, du, fer they, by their
wiles, Unlike the old viper, grow fat on their files. Wal, the Wigs hev been tryin' to grab all this prey
frum 'em An’to hook this nice spoon o' good fortin' away
frum 'em, An' they might ha' succeeded, ez likely ez not, In lickin' the Demmercrats all round the lot,
* That was a pithy saying of Persius, and fits our politicians without a wrinkle,- Magister artis, ingeniique largitor venter. -H. W.
Ef it warn't thet, wile all faithful Wigs were their
Some stuffy old codger would holler out,
66 Treason ! You must keep a sharp eye on a dog thet hez bit
you once, An' I aint agoin' to cheat my constitoounts,” Wen every fool knows thet a man represents Not the fellers thet sent him, but them on the
nce,Impartially ready to jump either side An' make the fust use of a turn o' the tide, The waiters on Providunce here in the city, Who compose wut they call a State Centerl Com
mitty. Constitoounts air hendy to help a man in, But arterwards don't weigh the heft of a pin. Wy, the people can't all live on Uncle Sam's pus, So they've nothin' to du with’t fer better or wus; It's the folks thet air kind o' brought up to depend
on't Thet hev any consarn in't, an' thet is the end on't.
Now here wuz New England ahevin' the honor
her;— Do you say;
" She don't want no more Speakers, but fewer ; She's hed plenty o' them, wut she wants is a
doer” ? Fer the matter o’thet, it's notorous in town Thet her own representatives du her quite brown. But thet's nothin' to du with it; wut right hed
Palfrey To mix himself up with fanatical small fry? Warn't we gittin' on prime with our hot an' cold