ADDRESS TO A DUCHESS.-T. H. BAYLEY DEAR Dowager Duchess! though treble my age, For misses not out of their teens I have sighed, And prudence has whisper'd, " Mind what you're about; Your lip is no ruby, no diamond your eye, But diamonds and rubies in plenty we'll buy; No pearls are your teeth, yet in pearls you shall shine, No rose is your cheek, and no lily your neck, Yet your wig with the lily and rose we will deck; That tell-tale, the peerage, your age may betray; Some will say it is strange that a youth should be struck THE JUSTE MILIEU.-ANON. A BANKER there is in Baltimore, Who always runs in my head whenever So cunning and sharp and wise and clever. THE PHILOSOPHER'S DOMICILE-ANON. My dwelling is ample, And I've set an example For lovers of water to follow ; If my home you should ask, And I dwell in a cooling hollow! O! his tub a most classical lodging is! For a lover of mirth To revel in jokes and to lodge in ease, In politics I'm no adept, And into my tub when I've crept And if that base idol of filth and vulgarity, To my home, And my hogshead's bright aperture darken, Get thee out of my sight! For thy clumsy opacity shuts out the light From my classical tun, Where a hater of cant and a lover of fun A COUNT CORNERED.-J. K. PAULDING. COUNT STROMBOLI, NED AND TOM MATHEWS AND WELCOMEHERE DIX. An Obscure Lane.-Morning. (Enter NED and Toм MATHEWS.) Ned. Somewhere about this spot, Tom, the Count always disappears in a very mysterious manner. I never have been able to trace him beyond the entrance to this narrow dirty lane, yet am I satisfied that he burrows near here. Tom. Burrows? You think then his lodgings are subterraneous, eh-a sort of rabbit warren? Now my idea was that he was more of a bird, and built his nest high up in the air. Ned. There's no telling-Hist! there he is. Quickstand behind this pump. (They conceal themselves The Count opens the door of a house, and looks cautiously out.) Count. I believe I may venture-there don't appear to be anybody in sight. (Footsteps are heard and Count draws back. Ned. Guy, he's as careful as a city mosquito in the autumn. Count. All clear now-here goes! (Count comes out and walks towards NED and Toм. Ned. Ah, Count, good morning: you're stirring early in these out-of-the-way parts. Count. (aside.) Diablé ! Discovered! I'll brazen it out. (Aloud.) Yes, gentlemen, I like to take a walk before breakfast sometimes, and, as I said the other day, I have a fancy for looking into the obscure parts of a city. You can then form a judgment of its morals. Ned. And what conclusion have you come to, Count, as to the state of our well-regulated city of Boston? Count. I've seen better places, with worse reputations. (WELCOME-HERE DIX comes to the door of his house, and calls. Dix. Hallo, you there, you Jovanny Vaganty, or what's tarnal queer name? come here a minute. your (Count begins to move off. Ned. And do you enter strange houses, Count, to study morals? Dix. Here, you Jovanny-Jovanny Vaganty, darn yer, can't yer hear, or won't you hear? Are you deef? Count. 'Pon my soul, gentlemen-(looks at his watch)my omelette will be cold, if I wait here any longer. I ordered my breakfast at half-past nine. (Exit Count. Ned. The Count seems to be in a hurry. Let's try if we can obtain any information from his landlord. (Addresses Dix.) Do you know that gentleman that just turned the corner ? Dix. Wa-a-l, I should kind o' calkulate that I did, shouldn't you? Ned. Does he live at your house? Dix. You think he does, now, don't you? Ned. I do; but I should like to know more certainly. Dix. Now, mister, do you know Jovanny? Ned. Never you mind. Here-(gives him money)—will that open your mouth? Dix. Only jest try, won't you? Ned. Do you know where that gentleman lives? Speak plainly, man. Dix. Wa-a-l, I shouldn't wonder if I could make a pretty considerable of a sharp guess where he does put up. I have a mighty strong kind of a notion that he's nigh about the hardest man goin' in Bosting to screw money out of. Why, mister, you might jest as well try to make cider out of dried apples. Ned. What! the Count? Dix. Man alive! du tell nëow! Cëount! Why, I did cultivate a kind o' suspicion that he played in the orchestry at the Circus. He's jest that sort o' lookin' chap. Cëount, eh? No you don't, mister! You think I'm a green chicken, don't yer? Ned. His name is certainly Count Stromboli. Dix. You don't fool this child, mister. Get ëout. Cëount, eh? Hain't I seen the Marquis Lafayetty? He don't look nothin' like him, I guess. Ned. What do you call him, then? Dix. His name is Jovanny Vaganty-that's the talk. Ned. Giovanni Vagante-how many aliases has he, I wonder? Dix. Aliases! If he has aliases, I guess I'll turn him straight out o' doors. Pisenous troublesome things is them aliases-gets a man into law-always. Ned. And he doesn't pay, eh? Dix. Wa-a-l, I shouldn't be surprised if he had a tarnation tight fist-desp'rate cluss is Jovanny. He's been here most |