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PETE CROWTHER, SALESMAN

BY ELMER E. FERRIS

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Here is presented the first article in the new series about Pete Crowther the Salesman. will be followed by three others. In all Pete Crowther has confidential talks with his fellowsalesmen about business and personal affairs, and, in his easy-going and humorous manner, gives them advice in a kindly spirit. The next article, entitled " Business and Femininity," will appear in the issue of January 24, 1914.

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ON GOOD TERMS WITH YOUR JOB

WITH DRAWINGS BY G. C. WIDNEY

AM much obliged, Griffith," said Pete Crowther, as he placed his order book back into his pocket. "Believe me, when a store like this connects up with our line of goods, there's going to be something doing. Well, so long."

"Wait a moment, Pete," said Griffith. "Our sales manager wishes to see you about another matter. I promised to introduce you. He has got a scheme."

"All right, trot him out," and Pete set his sample-case back upon the counter. Griffith stepped out, and presently returned accompanied by Mr. Dixon, the sales manager. "Mr. Dixon, shake hands with Mr. Crowther."

"Glad to meet you, Crowther," greeted Dixon. "I have heard of you. Now I'll come right to the point. We are having a meeting of our sales force once a month and are giving them some addresses. We've had a manufacturer talk to them, and a merchant, and a sales manager. Now we want a commercial traveler right off the road. We want you to do it. How about it ?"

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just now. We want a man who knows what he is talking about and who has enthusiasm and personality. We want something practical. You can do it all right; you can sell goods."

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Sure, but it's like this: It's one thing to do a job, but when you try to tell how to do it, why, that's something else again, see? Did you ever read the speeches that John D. makes to Sunday-schools where he tells them how he made his money? He says he saved his pennies. Wow !" and Pete burst into a roar of laughter. "Talking through his hat, see, and doesn't know it!" he gasped.

"Perhaps John D. isn't so far off, after all," smiled Dixon. "Economy is the keynote of Standard Oil."

"Yes. But just as if John D. made his pile by saving it! Oh, mamma!"

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Well, coming back to our matter: You have ideas and you can talk. I can prove that by Griffith here-and we pay fifty dollars for each address."

"How many clerks are there in the bunch?" asked Pete.

"About twelve hundred."

"Great Scott!

That mob would give me cold feet. They would guy me."

"I am willing to take chances on that. You can do it nicely if you look at it right, and our company will appreciate it. Let me know within ten days," and Dixon bade Pete good-by.

"You see, Jen," said Pete that evening as he talked the matter over with his wife, "when a man goes outside of his specialty he generally makes a show of himself. I can sell goods all right, but when I try to see myself up on a platform-nit !"

"But Pete, dear," protested his wife, “you have plenty of ideas that would be good for those clerks to think about, and I'm sure you

could interest them. A man is always interesting when he talks about something he understands and which interests him. I would do it if I were you."

"Say, Jen, your birthday comes next month, doesn't it?"

"Yes. Why?"

"Oh, nothing; only I'd like to take that fifty dollars and blow it into a birthday present."

"Don't make the engagement on that account, dear. Do it because you want to help those clerks see business the way you see it. I am sure that you would give them fifty dollars' worth."

That evening Pete wrote to Mr. Dixon and agreed to deliver an address the following month.

pictures of Henry Clay-and gets away with
it too. You see, when a man stands up to
speak in public he wants to put on the lugs.
People always take a fellow at his own valu-
ation. Do you know why so many thought
that Mayor Gaynor was so wise? It's be-
cause every time he got up to talk he handed
out a lot of that Epictetus stuff. Believe me,
people fall for that sort of thing. I am going
to quote from Emerson and Abraham Lin-
coln; it's going to be a speech for your
life."

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"But public men, Pete, have lots of experience in making speeches. I wish you would just think out a good talk in your own way and let that manuscript go."

You see," he explained, somewhat apologetically, to his wife, "the clerks in these big department stores are a pretty intelligent bunch. They go to theaters and big public meetings, and they know when a thing is done up in style. A man has got to come across with the goods, so I thought I'd write it all out."

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Why not? That's about what it's going to be. They have a big auditorium in the store, and I have to stand up on the platform. Believe me, I am going to hand out some oratorical chin-chin that will make those people sit up and take notice."

That evening after Pete went down town his wife looked over his manuscript, and her inspection only served to increase her uneasiness. Upon his return she broached the matter again, but Pete was obdurate.

"Don't you think that you will feel uneasy if you try to deliver a set speech?" persisted Mrs. Crowther. "I should think it would be much better to talk to them in a natural way."

"It's like this, Jen," said he; "they are paying me fifty dollars for this, and I'm not going to get up there and blow off a lot of hot air. I am going to put fifty dollars' worth of work on that speech, and it's going to be solid stuff. I'll deliver the goods all right; don't you fret."

"You leave that to me," replied Pete, confidently. "What does a woman know about making a speech? When I was East some time ago I heard a Governor deliver a speech, and, say, there is the boy that can come across with the language. He puts up a great chest-looks just like the

He did promise her, however, that he would tabulate his points upon a separate sheet of paper and have it upon the table when he should deliver the address.

The night before the meeting Pete entered his house carrying a large pasteboard box. He opened it and produced a dress suit.

"You see," he explained to his wife, “I have wanted one of these suits for a long time, and I thought it would be the proper caper to rag up a little for that spiel to-mor row night."

"Don't you think," said she, "that you would feel more comfortable if you should wear that nice double-breasted sack coat? You might feel a little awkward in the dress suit, dear, and it might not seem just the appropriate thing to your audience."

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Why, about two-thirds of those clerks

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"AM I GOING TO STAND UP THERE LOOKING LIKE A CHEAP SKATE? NOT ON YOUR LIFE!"

are girls, and they will be dolled up to beat the band. Am I going to stand up there looking like a cheap skate? Not on your life! This affair is going to be pulled off strictly according to Hoyle. You watch my smoke."

The following evening, when Pete took his departure, Mrs. Crowther prevailed upon him to take his sack coat along in a suit-case. "You might change your mind," said she, "and then you would be glad to have it."

There were about a thousand employees in the audience. Mr. Dixon, in introducing Pete, paid him a compliment as a successful and prominent commercial traveler; but when Pete, arrayed in his dress suit, stepped up before them and placed his manuscript upon the table, he was obviously ill at

ease.

"Ladies and gentlemen," he began, "this subject of salesmanship, to which I invite. your consideration this evening, is a very broad and comprehensive subject. In fact, it includes almost every branch of human endeavor. The fundamental principles of

salesmanship are of importance not alone to those who are engaged in the busy marts of trade, but also to people engaged in almost every occupation. Emerson has well said, 'To every man his task,' but the salesman has occasion to call into exercise certain principles of conduct and efficiency that are involved in more different tasks than you could shake a stick at."

At this point Pete had intended to make a sweeping gesture. He did make one, but it was somewhat belated and awkward, so much so that a number of salesgirls down near the front began to giggle.

This flustrated Pete, and he forgot his speech.

"As I was about to say-" he continued, trying in vain to recall the connection.

"As I was going to say-" he repeated, but was unable to go on. He stepped over to the table and began nervously to examine his manuscript. He caught a glimpse of Mr. Dixon, who was regarding him with a surprised and quizzical look.

The girls in the audience began to whisper

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and smile in evident enjoyment over the
speaker's embarrassment. Pete's instinct told
him that his lecture was going to be a failure,
but he had no thought of quitting. His
fighting blood was aroused. He took up the
manuscript from the table and deliberately
tore it into pieces. "Now if you will excuse
me a minute," said he, "I want to do a light-
ning-change act. I will be back right away."
He stepped into the side entrance and, quickly
doffing his dress-coat, he put on his double-
breasted sack and buttoned it up, then, step-
ping back upon the stage, he thrust his
hands into his pockets and surveyed the
audience with a broad grin.

learn patience and courtesy and how to man-
age people; so I want to congratulate you
girls because you are selling goods-shake,”
and Pete held out his hand and went through
the motions of a hand-shake.

"Now I am going to tell you how to make
a good salesman, and I'm not telling you
something that I learned out of a book either.
I clerked in a store for four years, and I
have traveled on the road selling goods for
twelve years. I'm a modest man, see? But
I can sell goods-just stick a pin in that.
Listen. The first and most important thing
in salesmanship-in fact, it comes pretty near
being the whole thing-is to get on good
terms with your job. 'Cause why? Because
a man will always hump himself for some-
thing that he likes, and people like to deal
with a man who enjoys his work. It makes
them feel good because he feels good, and
you take it from me, everybody likes to feel
good. Why, I know a fellow-he sells shirts
-I buy all my shirts from him-you ought
to hear that man talk shirt. There isn't a
thing about a shirt from the collar-band to
the tail that he don't know forward and
backward, and he's so interested in it that
he makes it look like the biggest job in the
world to sell shirts, and next to the biggest
thing is to wear one of those shirts.
makes you feel as if a man who hasn't got
that kind of a shirt on is like the fellow in
the Bible who didn't have a wedding gar-
ment--he hasn't got a look in.

"Now then, boys and girls," said he, "this
is Pete Crowther, the grocery salesman. That
fellow in the dress suit was an imitation of
somebody else, and a mighty poor one too.
That canned stuff don't go. I am going to
give you some straight goods now about
salesmanship, see? We will make it informal,
too, and if any of you would like to ask any
questions, why, just fire them in and I will
answer them if I can. Now what I was
trying to say, when I slipped the trolley, was
this: Salesmanship is something that every-
body ought to know about, no matter what
his job is. Lawyers and preachers and doc-
tors and everybody else would do their jobs
better if they knew how to sell goods. 'Cause
why? Because salesmanship is getting some-
body to take your line of goods, and every-
body has got his line. The lawyer has got
his line of ideas that he is trying to put over
on the court and jury. The doctor has his
line of stuff that he wants the public to take.
The fact is that one-half of society is trying
all the time to put over something on the
other half, see? Everybody ought to be a
salesman when you come to that, and so it's
the best kind of training to work in a store.
A good many of you girls intend to get mar-
ried some day-I guess all of you do. Let's
find out, just for fun. How many of you
would like to get married?-just hold up
your hands. Come now, don't be bashful."

A few hands went up, then more, and then
nearly the whole audience caught the spirit
of the thing and held up their hands.

"That's right," smiled Pete; "nothing like being honest about it. Well, I can't do much for you personally, because I'm a married man myself, but I can give you some good pointers, and one is this: The best kind of preparation for married life is to be a saleswoman, because in selling goods you

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"Do you know why so many clerks don't succeed better? It's this: They are on bad terms with their job. They dislike their work. They are always wanting to beat it and go at something else. On the other hand, I can tell you about dozens of clerks "here Pete gave a number of illustrations arising out of his personal experience and observation where clerks by cultivating a deep interest in their work had reached success in salesmanship.

"Mr. Crowther," interrupted a young man in the audience as he arose to his feet, "you invited us to ask questions."

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