And peiněd hire to contrefeten chere But for to speken of hire conscience, It was almost a spanně brode, I trowe, and it cost her a great deal of trouble to give herself the airs of her condition, and obtain people's reverence. As to her conscience, she was so full of tenderness and charity, that she would weep if she saw a mouse hurt in a trap. She kept delicate little hounds, which she fed with milk, roast meat, and fancybread; and sorely did she lament when any one of them died, or if anybody struck it. She was all conscience and tender heart. Her neckerchief was plaited in the nicest manner. She had a delicate straight nose, eyes of a clear grey, a small, soft, red mouth, and a handsome forehead. I think it must have been a span broad. In truth she was no way stinted in her growth. The cloak she wore was extremely well cut. She had a chaplet of coral beads about her arm, ornamented with green; and to the chaplet And thereon heng a broche of gold ful shene Another NONNE also with hire hadde she Ful many a deintě hors hadde he in stable, Ther as this lord was keper of the celle. The reule of Seint Maure and of Seint Beneit, And helde after the newě world the trace. He yave not of the text a pulled hen That saith that hunters ben not holy men, Ne that a monk whan he is rekkěles Is like to a fish that is waterles; was appended a fine gold trinket made into a crowned letter A, with the device, Amor vincit omnia. She had a NUN with her, who was her chaplain; and three PRIESTS. A MONK may come next, a masterly specimen of his order; a lover of hunting, always foremost of the horsemen; a manly man, fit to be an abbot. Many a dainty horse had he in his stable; and when he was on the road, men might hear his bridle jingling in the wind as loud and clear as the chapel bell. He had no great regard, this Monk, for the rules of Saint Maur and Saint Benedict. He thought them old and too particular; and he was for letting old things go their ways, and taking after the new. The notion that sportsmen are no saints, he valued no more than a plucked hen; and he set as little store by the saying, that a monk out This is to say, a monk out of his cloistre ; This ilkě text held he not worth an oistre ; What shulde he studie and make himselven wood, Or swinken with his hondes, and laboure, As Austin bit? how shall the world be served ? of his cell is like a fish out of water. He swallowed it as easily as he would an oyster. And in my opinion he was right. Why should a man study, and turn his brains, and be always poring over a book, mewed up in a cloister, and labour and toil with his hands, because Austin bade him? How is the world to be served at that rate? Let Austin be accommodated with as much labour as he pleases. Our monk preferred good riding. He had a pack of greyhounds as swift as birds, and cared for nothing but horses and the chase. It was no matter what they cost him. I beheld with my own eyes his sleeves bordered with fur, and that too the finest in the land. To fasten his hood under the chin he had a gold pin, curiously wrought into a love-knot. His head was bald, and shone as if it had been glazed. So did his face, as if it had been anointed. He was a glorious jolly personage. There was not a point His eyen stepe, and rolling in his hed, His bootes souple, his hors in gret estat; His palfrey was as broune as is a bery. A FRERE ther was, a wanton and a mery, A limitour, a ful solempně man :10 In all the ordres foure is non that can Ful wel beloved and familier was he As saide himselfě, more than a curàt; about him but was perfect. His eyes were sunk in fat, and his head smoked like a furnace. His boots were supple, his horse in the highest condition: in short, he was the model of a dignified clergyman. He was no ghost of a man, pale and wasted away. The dish he loved best was a fat swan. His palfrey was as brown as a berry. A FRIAR was there too, a very facetious fellow; wonderfully solemn withal. He was one of the friars that are licensed to beg. In all the Four Orders he had not his match for an affectionate approach and wheedling speeches. He had read the marriage-service to heaps of young women for nothing. He was an amazing support to his order; quite a pillar. There was not a rich farmer in his county with whom he was not a favourite. And as much might be said of the good women in the towns: for (as he used to observe) he had license to hear confession wherever he pleased, and was not confined to one spot For of his ordre he was a licentiat. He was an esy man to give penànce like a poor curate. Sweet was his mode of hearing confession, and pleasant was his absolution. He was an easy man at ordering penance, where he expected a just return; for he was of opinion, that to give handsomely to the poor friars was a sign that a man had confessed to some purpose. He would grow quite exalted on this point, and swear that such a man must be a true penitent: for (argued he) weeping proves nothing; a man may be very sorry, yet not able to weep; therefore the way to make his repentance manifest is neither to weep nor pray, but to come down with his money to the poor friars. His tippet was always stuffed full of knives and pins, to give to pretty women. It is astonishing what a pleasant tongue he had. He could sing, and play on the rote. There was nobody to be compared with him for a good story. His neck was as white as a lily; but that did not hinder his being a |