For, when we open'd him, we found
That all his vital parts were sound."

From Dublin soon to London spread,
'Tis told at court, "The Dean is dead;"
And Lady Suffolk, in the spleen,
Runs laughing up to tell the Queen.
The Queen so gracious, mild, and good,
Cries, "Is he gone! 't is time he should.
He's dead, you say; then let him rot.
I'm glad the medals* were forgot.
I promis'd him, I own; but when?
I only was the princess then ;
But now, as consort of the king,
You know, 't is quite another thing."

Now Chartres, at Sir Robert's levee,
Tells with a sneer the tidings heavy :
"Why, if he died without his shoes,"
Cries Bob, "I'm sorry for the news:
Oh, were the wretch but living still,
And in his place my good friend Will! †
Or had a mitre on his head,

Provided Bolingbroke were dead!”

Now Curll his shop from rubbish drains :
Three genuine tomes of Swift's remains!
And then, to make them pass the glibber,
Revis'd by Tibbald, Moore, and Cibber.
He'll treat me as he does my betters,
Publish my will, my life, my letters;
Revive the libels born to die:
Which Pope must bear, as well as I.

Here shift the scene, to represent
How those I love my death lament.

* "Which the Dean (he says) in vain expected, in return for a small present he had sent to the Princess."

Sir Robert Walpole's antagonist, Pulteney.

Poor Pope will grieve a month, and Gay
A week, and Arbuthnot a day.

St. John himself will scarce forbear
To bite his pen, and drop a tear.
The rest will give a shrug, and cry,
"I'm sorry-but we all must die !"
Indifference, clad in Wisdom's guise,
All fortitude of mind supplies:
For how can stony bowels melt,
In those who never pity felt!

When we are lash'd, they kiss the rod,
Resigning to the will of God.

The fools, my juniors by a year,
Are tortur'd with suspense and fear;

Who wisely thought my age a screen,

When death approach'd to stand between :
The screen remov'd, their hearts are trembling;

They mourn for me without dissembling.

My female friends, whose tender hearts Have better learn'd to act their parts,

Receive the news in doleful dumps :

"The Dean is dead: (Pray what is trumps?)

Then, Lord have mercy on his soul !

(Ladies, I'll venture for the vole.)

Six Deans, they say, must bear the pall :
(I wish I knew what king to call.)
Madam, your husband will attend
The funeral of so good a friend.
No, madam, 't is a shocking sight;
And he 's engag'd to-morrow night :
My Lady Club will take it ill,
If he should fail her at quadrille.
He lov'd the Dean-(I lead a heart)
But dearest friends, they say, must part.
His time was come; he ran his race;
We hope he's in a better place."

Why do we grieve that friends should die ?

No loss more easy to supply.

One year is past; a different scene!

No farther mention of the Dean,

6 Verses on the Death of Dr. Swift.—I give these verses (which comprise about half the original) as a true specimen of Swiftian wit and humour, but not at all (some obvious banter excepted) as agreeing with the spirit of them, or counting them among the evidences of his wisdom. The Dean's prodigious discovery, assisted by his brother wit Rochefoucault, just amounts to this:-that Nature in her kindly wisdom has prevented mankind from feeling as much for the pangs of others as for their own; and that when a misfortune happens to a neighbour, they cannot, in spite of their condolence, help congratulating themselves on having escaped it. There are exceptions,-many,-even to these conclusions; and what do the conclusions prove? Why, simply, that existence would be nothing but misery if human beings were otherwise constituted; that the best people would have the power neither to receive nor to give enjoyment; and that mean time (by the same kind providence of nature against worse consequences) they do suffer and sympathize greatly on occasion, often to a far greater degree than the

author chooses to think. The sick neighbour feeling for the dying man endures but half the anguish of many (I do not say of all) who are here called "snivellers round a bed," and who would sometimes gladly die instead of the sufferer? What? Have not millions of lives been thrown away for less things than love; and are we to be told by a loveless misanthrope, girding his own friends, that affection never grieves for a death beyond a "month" or a "day?" Nonsense. I mourn with and admire Swift, who was a great man, notwithstanding what was little in him; but (wit excepted) he fell to the level of the vulgar when he " sunk in the spleen."

Yet how handsome the opportunity he takes of complimenting Pope and others at his own expense, and how pleasantly it tells both against him and for him!

7 Refin'd it first, and show'd its use.—. -A bold claim, after Butler and all the other wits and poets who excelled in it! and, indeed, quite unfounded.

GREEN.

BORN, 1696-died, 1737.

THE author of the Spleen, a poem admired by Pope, and quoted by Johnson, was a clerk in the customhouse, and had been bred a quaker. He was subject to low spirits, and warded them off by wit and good sense. Something of the quaker may be observable in the stiffness of his versification, and its excessive endeavours to be succinct. His style has also the fault of being occasionally obscure; and his wit is sometimes more laboured than finished. But all that he says is worth attending to. His thoughts are the result of his own feeling and experience; his opinions rational and cheerful, if not very lofty; his warnings against meddling with superhuman mysteries admirable; and he is remarkable for the brevity and originality of his similes. He is of the school of Butler; and it may be affirmed of him as a rare honour, that no man since Butler has put so much wit and reflection into the same compass of lines.