The CEO of the SofaOpen Road + Grove/Atlantic, 2007年12月1日 - 288 頁 Experience a year in the life of a cranky couch potato—also known as “the funniest writer in America” (The Wall Street Journal). Touching on topics from technological change to the United Nations, this is a chronicle of the day-to-day home life and frequent harangues of a New York Times–bestselling humorist. Over the course of the year, in between rants, he does occasionally leave the sofa and embark on exotic adventures—including a blind (drunk) wine tasting with Christopher Buckley, and a Motel 6 where he has twenty-eight channels and a bathroom to himself. As readers of Parliament of Whores, Give War a Chance, and his other bestsellers know, P. J. O’Rourke takes no prisoners—though he may take a few naps. “An entertaining and engaging read.” —Associated Press “A wide-angled worldview from his own living room, his salon of sarcasm. He introduces readers to his assistant, friends, family and smart-aleck babysitter . . . His vitriolic wit is couched in humor that elicits the gamut from giggles to guffaws.” —Publishers Weekly |
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第 viii 頁
... keeps whinnying . The impeachment is fondly remembered , and plans are made for a Bill Clinton / Ken Starr reunion tour . The CEO meditates upon hypocrisy and decides that you can't fake it . FEBRUARY 2001 CHAPTER VI 108 The CEO is ...
... keeps whinnying . The impeachment is fondly remembered , and plans are made for a Bill Clinton / Ken Starr reunion tour . The CEO meditates upon hypocrisy and decides that you can't fake it . FEBRUARY 2001 CHAPTER VI 108 The CEO is ...
第 5 頁
... keeps them from raving at me . So I love cell phones . In fact , I love cell phones so much that I'm getting one . I'm getting a top - of - the - line highly miniaturized cell phone with all the exotic fea- tures . I'm buying new ...
... keeps them from raving at me . So I love cell phones . In fact , I love cell phones so much that I'm getting one . I'm getting a top - of - the - line highly miniaturized cell phone with all the exotic fea- tures . I'm buying new ...
第 15 頁
... keeping peace that nobody was given any . The United Nations just fumed and sputtered during the war in Vietnam and didn't even do that when the Soviet Union crushed Czecho- slovakia in 1968. The UN membership stared at the General ...
... keeping peace that nobody was given any . The United Nations just fumed and sputtered during the war in Vietnam and didn't even do that when the Soviet Union crushed Czecho- slovakia in 1968. The UN membership stared at the General ...
第 35 頁
... keep expanding forever . " All the old rules seem to be obsolete , " said former labor secretary Robert Reich at that White House Confer- ence on the New Economy . Sometimes short , annoying guys who suck up to powerful people know ...
... keep expanding forever . " All the old rules seem to be obsolete , " said former labor secretary Robert Reich at that White House Confer- ence on the New Economy . Sometimes short , annoying guys who suck up to powerful people know ...
第 39 頁
... not having too many things around that will get him into difficulty . " Interns , for one . " If you do use language to motivate him , " the book continues , " keep it very simple , and use words of one syllable THE CEO OF THE SOFA 39 24.
... not having too many things around that will get him into difficulty . " Interns , for one . " If you do use language to motivate him , " the book continues , " keep it very simple , and use words of one syllable THE CEO OF THE SOFA 39 24.
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56 | |
DECEMBER 2000 | 62 |
JANUARY 2001 | 77 |
FEBRUARY 2001 | 108 |
MARCH 2001 | 136 |
APRIL 2001 | 159 |
MAY 2001 | 178 |
JUNE 2001 | 203 |
JULY 2001 | 225 |
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第 22 頁 - We the peoples of the United Nations determined to save succeeding generations from the scourge of war, which twice in our lifetime has brought untold sorrow to mankind, and to reaffirm faith in fundamental human rights, in the dignity and worth of the human person, in the equal rights of men and women and of nations large and small, and to establish conditions under which justice and...
第 2 頁 - Frankenstein-monster, a thing without brains and without heart, too stupid to make a blunder; which turns out results like a corn-sheller, and never grows any wiser or better, though it grind a thousand bushels of them! I have an immense respect for a man of talents plus "the mathematics.
第 250 頁 - Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth...
第 59 頁 - At all times sincere friends of freedom have been rare, and its triumphs have been due to minorities, that have prevailed by associating themselves with auxiliaries whose objects often differed from their own ; and this association, which is always dangerous, has been sometimes disastrous, by giving to opponents just grounds of opposition, and by kindling dispute over the spoils in the hour of success.
第 162 頁 - To engraft upon the Social Security system a concept of 'accrued property rights' would deprive it of the flexibility and boldness in adjustment to ever-changing conditions which it demands.
第 1 頁 - Know thyself,' never alluding to that sentiment again during the course of a protracted existence! Why, the truths a man carries about with him are his tools; and do you think a carpenter is bound to use the same plane but once to smooth a knotty board with, or to hang up his hammer after it has driven its first nail? I shall never repeat a conversation...
第 63 頁 - STOOD in Venice, on the Bridge of Sighs; A palace and a prison on each hand : I saw from out the wave her structures rise As from the stroke of the enchanter's wand : A thousand years their cloudy wings expand Around me, and a dying Glory smiles O'er the far times when many a subject land Look'd to the winged Lion's marble piles, Where Venice sate in state, throned on her hundred isles...
第 161 頁 - I guess you're right on the economics," Roosevelt explained to another complainant some years later, "but those taxes were never a problem of economics. They are politics all the way through. We put those payroll contributions there so as to give the contributors a legal, moral, and political right to collect their pensions and their unemployment benefits. With those taxes in there, no damn politician can ever scrap my Social Security program.
第 32 頁 - You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my reelection hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?