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William Shakespeare

Dogberry's Charge to the Watch

DOGBERRY, VERGES, and the WATCH.

Dogb. Are you good men and true?

Verg. Yea, or else it were pity but they should suffer salvation, body and soul.

Dogb. Nay, that were a punishment too good for them, if they should have any allegiance in them, being chosen for the prince's watch.

Verg. Well, give them their charge, neighbour Dogberry.

Dogb. First, who think you the most desartless man to be constable ?

Ist Watch. Hugh Oatcake, sir, or George Seacoal; for they can write and read.

Dogb. Come hither, neighbour Seacoal. God hath blessed you with a good name; to be a well-favoured man is the gift of fortune, but to write and read comes by nature.

2d Watch. Both which, master constable

Dogb. You have. I knew it would be your answer. Well, for your favour, sir, why, give God thanks, and make no boast of it; and for your writing and reading, let that appear when there is no need of such vanity. You are thought here to be the most senseless and fit man for the constable of the watch; therefore bear you the lantern. This is your charge: You shall comprehend all vagrom men; you are to bid any man stand, in the prince's name.

Well, you

2d Watch. How, if a' will not stand ?

Dogb. Why, then take no note of him, but let him go; and presently call the rest of the watch together, and thank God you are rid of a knave.

Verg. If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is none of the prince's subjects.

Dogb. True, and they are to meddle with none but the prince's subjects. You shall also make no noise in the streets; for, for the watch to babble and talk is most tolerable and not to be endured.

2d Watch. We will rather sleep than talk; we know what belongs to a watch.

Dogb. Why, you speak like an ancient and most quiet watchman; for I cannot see how sleeping should offend; only, have a care that your bills be not stolen. are to call at all the ale-houses, and bid those that are drunk get them to bed.

2d Watch. How if they will not?

Dogb. Why, then let them alone till they are sober; if they make you not then the better answer, you may say they are not the men you took them for.

2d Watch. Well, sir.

Dogb. If you meet a thief, you may suspect him, by virtue of your office, to be no true man; and, for such kind of men, the less you meddle or make with them, why, the more is for your honesty.

2d Watch. If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay hands on him?

Dogb. Truly, by your office you may; but, I think, they that touch pitch will be defiled. The most peaceable way for you,

if

you do take a thief, is to let him show himself what he is, and steal out of your company.

Verg. You have been always called a merciful man, partner.

Dogb. Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.

Verg. If you hear a child cry in the night, you must call to the nurse, and bid her still it.

2d Watch. How, if the nurse be asleep, and will not hear us?

Dogb. Why, then depart in peace, and let the child wake her with crying; for the ewe that will not hear her lamb when it baes, will never answer a calf when he bleats.

Verg. 'T is very true.

Dogb. This is the end of the charge. You, constable, are to present the prince's own person; if you meet the prince in the night, you may stay him.

Verg. Nay, by 'r lady, that, I think, a' cannot.

Dogb. Five shillings to one on't, with any man that knows the statues, he may stay him; marry, not without the prince be willing; for, indeed, the watch ought to offend no man, and it is an offence to stay a man against his will.

Verg. By 'r lady, I think it be so.

Dogb. Ha, ah-ha! Well, masters, good night: an there be any matter of weight chances, call up me.

Keep your fellows' counsels and your own, and good night. Come, neighbour.

2d Watch. Well, masters, we hear our charge: let us go sit here upon the church-bench till two, and then all to bed.

Dogb. One word more, honest neighbours: I pray you, watch about Signior Leonato's door; for the wedding being there to-morrow, there is a great coil to-night. Adieu, be vigilant, I beseech you.—"Much Ado About Nothing."

Dogberry Administers Justice

CONRADE, BORACHIO, DOGBERRY, VERGES, SEXTON, and the

Watch.

Dogb. Is our whole dissembly appeared ?
Verg. Oh, a stool and a cushion for the sexton !
Sexton. Which be the malefactors?
Dogb. Marry, that am I and my partner.

Verg. Nay, that's certain. We have the exhibition to examine.

Sexton. But which are the offenders that are to be examined? Let them come before master constable.

Dogb. Yea, marry, let them come before me. What is your name, friend?

Bora Borachio.
Dogb. Pray, write down-Borachio.--Yours, sirrah?
Con. I am a gentleman, sir, and my name is Conrade.

Dogb. Write down-master gentleman Conrade.—Masters, do you serve God?

Con., Bora. Yea, sir, we hope.

Dogb. Write down—that they hope they serve God. And write God first; for God defend but God should go before such villains !-Masters, it is proved already that you are little better than false knaves; and it will go near to be thought so shortly. How answer you for yourselves ?

Con. Marry, sir, we are none.
Dogb. A marvellous witty fellow, I assure you; but I will

go about with him.-Come you hither, sirrah; a word in your ear, sir; I say to you, it is thought you are false knaves.

Bora. Sir, I say to you, we are none.

Dogb. Well, stand aside.—'Fore God, they are both in a tale. Have you writ down, that they are none?

Sexton. Master constable, you go not the way to examine: you must call forth the watch that are their accusers.

Dogb. Yea, marry, that's the eftest way.-Let the watch come forth.-Masters, I charge you, in the prince's name, accuse these men.

Ist Watch. This man said, sir, that Don John, the prince's brother, was a villain.

Dogb. Write down-Prince John a villain. Why, this is flat perjury, to call a prince's brother villain.

Bora. Master constable

Dogb. Pray thee, fellow, peace: I do not like thy look, I promise thee.

Sexton. What heard you him say else?

2d Watch. Marry, that he had received a thousand ducats of Don John, for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully.

Dogb. Flat burglary as ever was committed !
Verg. Yea, by the mass, that it is.
Sexton. What else, fellow ?

Ist Watch. And that Count Claudio did mean, upon his words, to disgrace Hero before the whole assembly, and not

marry her.

Dogb. O villain! thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this.

Sexton. What else? 2d Watch. This is all.

Sexton. And this is more, masters, than you can deny. Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away; Hero was

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