* It may be that to raise his name, T And add to his uncommon fame, What revolutions have ta'en place, I could, Sir, wish-to be well paid. Now, Sir, soon as the haughty foe 9307 A Their ships, perhaps, they will abandon, I humbly hope I shall be paid; Though, Sir, (you must have notic'd it,)797 ni Now render'd master of the seas, art, wandi England, で England, then prostrate at your feet, Observe, great King, I am not greedy, For this, sure no man ought to flout one, The profits of my plan I'll sell, For this small sum; and this not France, I thought I had a right to wait, It may, perhaps, be in your breast, To an experienc'd naval man; I am, great King! Your Majesty's most devoted humble servant, ROBERT FULTON, ME TO A MISER. [From the Morning Chronicle, Aug. 3.] EN say you are wealthy, but falsely, I'm sure, You have not a penny to give to the poor, Nor have you a penny to spend. You keep, it is true, an abundance of pelf; THE UNDERTAKER'S BLUNDER, A TRUE TALE. [From the British Press, Aug. 3.] IN Derby died lately, poor dear Mistress Young, An excellent woman as ever was seen; On her husband and servants she toil'd with her tongue, Now, poor dear Mistress Young, having got rather old, Could no longer breathe-therefore, no longer scold→→ throat! When When dumb to the dark undertaker was sent, And tell on the plate from the wide world she went : But this fellow, so stupid, was sure never fit, Now, it must be confess'd, it would look rather queer So the plate must be alter'd, to make it appear, 'T was not meant prematurely the lady to hide. So to scraping, and rasing, and punching, they fell, While discons' late relations all stood by to weep; And with punching and rasing, most wond'rous to tell, They awoke Mistress Young from her death-looking sleep. Then she scolded amain, and she scolded againAnd admir'd what the devil they all were about! She protested to God, all their labour was vain, For she would not be buried till life's flame went out. And she rav'd all that day-but her spirit, so vext At the thought of their wicked and hellish design, Could not bear her out longer--and, lo! on the next, She was forc'd, in good earnest, her breath to resign. Then no rasings were needful, the plate turn'd out right;" The doleful death-bell does most dismally sound; In her coffin they screw'd poor dear Mistress Young tight, And gently they lower'd her into the ground. REMARKS ON A JOURNEY TO SCOTLAND. SIR, A$ [From the General Evening Post, Aug. 3.] TO THE Editor. S I was some time since travelling down to the north, a portfolio was brought to me by the waiter at an inn, where I stopped to change horses, with a request that I would deliver it to an elderly gentleman, should I chance to overtake him, who had left it behind him there a few minutes before I arrived. As, however, I had not the fortune to overtake the gentleman, and have never been able to trace him, I opened the portfolio a short time ago, with a view of discovering the owner by its contents. In this object I was disappointed; but I found amongst its contents some speculations, so new and curious, that I cannot help feeling a wish that the public may, through the medium of your paper, be informed of them, whilst at the same time such a publication may give to the owner an opportunity of reclaiming his property. The first sheet I examined, contained "Remarks on a Journey to Scotland, relative to the effects of my Bill;" of which remarks, the following extracts may serve to give some idea : Three miles on this (the Scotch) side of Barnet, met the old Stamford Fly, eighteen outsides." Four P. M.Biggleswade, N. one mile, York Highflyer, boxes on top ten inches by observation, above Act. Q. Whether my quadrant is correct?" Six o'clock Passenger driving Edinburgh mail." 9a Broad-wheel waggons, enormous weights, wheels conic sections Q. Whether parabolic or hyperbolic?" Several sheets were filled with similar notes, of which the above is a sufficient specimen. I found also what appeared to be minutes of a proceeding at the Board of Agriculture, "and a project for a British Herring Fishery |