racters upon it, they must give an ideal value to the -pieces of money denominated crowns, half-crowns, and shillings, by which its currency is effectuated, through the medium of a coin under their sanction, and exchangeable for their paper, so base that all temptation to melt it will be removed, and so peculi. arly bad, that it can be only circulated throughout the country and the metropolis. This is the only rational . hope of cure under the circumstances—and if you deem the plan of consequence enough to obtain a place in your columns, you shall have further details on the subject from your humble, servant, AT EPIGRAM. [From the British Press, April 11.] Ta damsel, whose manners were formal and cold, And when to a Rose the sweet maid I compar'd, Then, by G-, she's a Prim Rose," the railer declar'd. FROM FADYEEN, IN LONDON, TO HIS FATHER PAT, IN DUBLIN, ON THE PRESENT STATE OF PUBLIC AFFAIRS. [From the Morning Herald, April 13.3: "Honi soit qui mal y pense.' IT's a letter you'd have now, is that what you'd say ? Well, I'll write you a true one, but in my own way! You would know 'bout the Prince; no one dare touch a hair of him 2 Bad luck to Hygeia if she don't take care of him. When placemen and flatterers flew in a bevy, Scamper'd up stairs in groups, and kick'd each other's shins; Then Then they bow'd to the earth, and so low, 't was surprising, Common Councilmen met t'other day in the city, One's an Irishman, daddy, and gave them some noise for it, He broach'd Latin by quarts, but you know we're the boys for it; Though their foes would admit their irrefutability, Yet they prated from spite, as boys spit in hostility; Drank The Prince and Great Britain" in Whitbread's entire. When they'd made the Address, and had cramm'd it with pointýralega Full as plums in a pudding, they sat to appoint 13 As they crept up the staircase towards the state room, That came, like strong odours, from Carlton House kitchen; They were slinking towards the state cooks to implore 'em, When the Shrives seiz'd the gourmands, and drove them before 'em. While, with measure emphatic, their worthy Recorder Read the Prince his first lesson, they all kept in order: Though some say the C- -r scratch'd 'neath his wig, And P-1 redden'd, and B- t look'd big. But when it was over they rush'd tow'rds the throne, If Beaming pleasure and hope, like a Midsummer's day! I've been told, but the tale is a tissue of fun, I'm inform'd there are some who 're afraid that His ... Highness... Should be civil to you, that's the cause of their shyness, And have ta'en him a lodging upon the blind Quay ; find it, But you'll use patent optics because it's behind it. follow; That the De'il would ride rough-shod through Lincoln and And the Bank be whereas'd, and poor Hymen be undone 1 And a bouquet of shamrock; she call'd herself Hope, When she said, " Pat, nae bocklish, but sit still and listen: P. S. I am now in the doldrums; but when I get better, Then the song went around, and the glee and the toast, I 4 Tell Tell the Widow Mullowney, I'm hers till I die, She's got a snug farm, you know, just near Athy ; -y once told me she's worth a Jew's eye! SCARCITY OF SILVER. TO THE Editor of THE MORNING CHRONICLE. SIR, IAM sure, if that worthy man George Fisher, accountant, the well-known author of the Young Man's best Companion, were alive, he would in his questions for exercise have introduced the following is If a light guinea be worth in paper currency 14.4s. 3d. what is a heavy guinea worth in the same currency ?Answer, l. 4s. 6d." When the little boy, after a great deal of puzzling, had made out the answer, I think I see the venerable George Fisher mildly chucking his pupil under the chin, and thus addressing this decimal fraction of a tradesman's large family: "My dear Bobby, this sum is only to be worked on a slate, from whence it can be readily spunged off; but you must not enter it into your sum-book, because, my dear Bobby, though right by the rule of three, it wrong by the rule of fact; a heavy guinea is worth but 17. 18. in the paper currency."-" But one pound, one!" exclaims Bobby; "why, I multiplied the third by the second, and divided by the first, and the answer came out 1l. 4s. 6d.' "Ah! but, my dear Bobby," replies George Fisher," the bankers have so multiplied the paper, and so divided their bonusses, that in this instance the common rules of arithmetic are entirely violated; yea, the very intrinsic value of things is changed; for, lo! a light guinea is more valuable, with reference to Bank-notes, than a heavy guinea; for the light guinea you can get 17. 4s. 3d. and for the heavy guinea but il. Is." This is very strange,' says e |