WE TO LORD STANHOPE. [From the Morning Post, Feb. 12.] HEN lately, my Lord, full of wit and Joe Miller, It seems you thought proper their Lordships to favour Since your Lordship was witty, has somehow occurr'd; Are forc'd both in power and place to have proxies. It might chance to affect in some measure your barber : } What has happen'd 't is thought at his system might strike, To answer which might prove a difficult task, Take care to lay up in your Lordship's wise sconce. This fearing (although I am happy to learn, In the book I have nam'd, which so often you quote, Which, of course, you'll be sure to lay carefully by, If on this subject any one kicks up a rout: He'll not raise the Whig, nor the Tory price fall; He still charges the same, and contends there's no wrong, But the Prince having firmly resolv'd, on reflection, But shav'd All the Talents' so plaguily close, That no trouble in dressing their beards he can have, TO THE EDITOR OF THE MORNING CHRONICLE. SIR, [Feb. 13.] IN looking over the papers of my late worthy friend Mr. Scrip, one of the few dealers in loans who understand Horace, I found the following effusion of gratitude, dated about six years back. It is quite at your service to print or throw away; only if you are inclined to let it see the light, you had better first consult a Lawyer. It may be a libel, you know, though neither you nor I can find it out. Yours, &c. E. B. HORACE, HORACE, BOOK IV. ODE III. imitated. THE man whom Pitt with favour eyes, Money and credit both obey; Whose potent word can make (God knows) To thee I owe the rapture sweet, To hear, while passing Lombard Street, * Pope. SHILLINGS SIR, SHILLINGS AND SIXPENCES. [From the Public Ledger, &c. Feb. 14] TO THE EDITOR. AS you have inserted a paragraph respecting our intended petition, I hope you will not refuse to admit this short letter, the object of which is to correct some mistakes in the aforesaid paragraph. It is not true, Sir, that we are petitioning to be put upon the half-pay list. Our loss of property, ́it is true, is great, and our weight with the Public not what it has been; but our services are at present too much in demand for us to ask for half-pay, when, if Government did us justice, we should be entitled to full-pay, and our numbers be so increased as to enable us to show our faces again without shame or fear. But the greatest error in your account is, where you insinuate that there are among us some who counterfeit health, in order to procure themselves a precarious livelihood. That there are counterfeits, I will not deny; but they are not of us, nor of our family. We are all natives of the city of London, born in Tower Ward, where our registers may be seen. The counterfeits you allude to are of a large town in Warwickshire, and certainly find their way to London, as other country folks do, to push their fortune. They may be distinguished from our family, however, by their habits of life, frequenting coffee-houses and taverns, where they associate with gay young men, after the second or third bottle, when they cannot know one set of features from another, and are very apt to be taken in by those smooth-faced Birmingham fellows. They are also not unfrequently to be seen at at turnpike-gates, where they herd with an inferior species of their countrymen, of a copper colour. If we have any wish, Sir, it is, that encouragement may be given to the increase of those legitimate families, who have ever afforded satisfaction to the Public, who are not ashamed to show their face-a face which every loyal man delights to see, and to exhibit in an impressive manner those honourable marks that distinguish the component parts of this kingdom.Without such encouragement, however, we must continue a despised and undervalued race, incapable of any useful change, and unworthy of the nation to 'which we belong. We are, Sir, yours, &c. THE AFORESAID, "THIS ENLIGHTENED AGE.” [From the British Press, Feb. 15.] and WE E are either in a state of primeval simplicity, when the tree of knowledge was as yet untouched; or we have carried the one which followed. to such an extreme of perfection, that they meet, knavery and imposture walk abroad unmasked. In the present day, craft perpetually overleaps itself; or the rich in strength or weakness constantly prove too. much. I shall note two or three cases. Look at those bugbears "The Revolutionary Plu tarch," and Mr. Goldsmith's Secret History of the Cabinet of Buonaparte."-These works it pleases our political sciolists to encourage and propagate; but would it not be well to reflect, that though we may abuse and calumniate our enemy, we cannot change his fortune, or lower his high estate; and, that so assiduously to instruct the multitude in all that concerns Napoleon's family, viz. that, though now Kings, they were formerly plebeians, is not so much to bring |