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HINTS FROM HIGH PLACES.

Davus. Nescio qui senex modò venit: ellum, confidens, catus ; Cum faciem videas, videtur esse quantivis pretî:

Tristis severitas inest in voltu, atque in verbis fides—

Simo. Quidnam adportas ?

Davus-Nil equidem, nisi quod illum audivé dicere.

Ter. And. 5. 2. 14.

Sir,

There are in every large town, I believe, more or less definitely portioned off from the rest, regions sacred to particular crafts, in each of which the one calling so predominates, that it would be considered presumptuous as well as impolitic for one of another vocation to establish himself within its precincts, and where the unlucky intruder would expose himself to the danger of the same fate, as, in days of yore, met many an officer of executive justice, that is, bailiff, within the sacred bounds of Alsatia. Within such limits the whole business of life appears to run in one channel, and man might be defined, according as you enter Paternoster-row or Lombard-street in London, or Wood-quay or George's-street, in Dublin, as, here a shoe-making or brush-making there a money-making or book-making animal. Take the rounds of this metropolis, and enter New-row for instance. Trimming is there so exclusive and universal, that you might almost fancy yourself within the walls of St. Stephen's. Stroll into Temple-bar any week day, and the predominant business forces itself upon you at once. If you proceed from the Essex-street side, be cautious how you enter the ground consecrate to tea-cups, or you may chance to become an involuntary victim to the genius of the place, and suffer immolation beneath the ponderous wheels of a Juggernaut of china crates. As you move onward towards Westmorelandstreet, the bowl yields to the beaver, and you soon become sensible of a classification of the street passengers into two distinct species, as regards the outward man.

The first is composed of anxiouslooking folk, well-appointed in all particulars but the upper story, who are prying in at the windows as they move slowly along, evidently considering which of the labelled articles, from the "plain gentleman's" to the " top-sawyer's," will suit their features or character best. While you watch for the result of the inspection, you are shouldered by one of the other class, a fellow who has fairly made the choice, and is strutting away with the article of his selection glowing upon his head, like the helmet of Diomede, beneath the last smooth of the foreman's brush, a slight contraction of brow alone shewing that his forehead is not precisely of the same oval with the extremity of the hat-stick, and being a sufficient indication of the extra price he pays for the gratification of his vanity.

But perhaps there are few regions that are more exclusive, and certainly none more likely to be known by the readers of your Magazine, or more proper to be celebrated by the contributor to it, than that which, consisting of one straight, cold, gloomy-looking alley, first meets the gownsman of our University, as he sallies forth from under its low-brow'd portal, and passes the Bank on his progress into Collegegreen, diverting him to the right along its dark and dismal length in the direction of that stream of Lucilian flow, which creeps through our city with its accustomed load of everything quod tollere velles." There he becomes at once aware that he is on classic ground. -Every window is crowded with the literary worthies of ancient and modern times-Hence stares old Homer, in a somewhat worn leathern jerkin,

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trimmed with a little tarnished gold, there lolls the luxurious Catullus, in the warmth of a Russian costume-Little Moore and Anacreon look out side by side, scarcely distinguishable from each other, except in the difference of their ages. On one side is to be seen Milton, who, despite his blindness, is ever in a conspicuous place, opposite to him Addison eyes him with respectful but scrutinizing attention. Shelley, Cornwall, and others, in French halfdress, cast a careless glance upon him from an upper shelf, looking shewy, but within a little worm-eaten from neglect-Bowles, in a complete suit of calf, crushes poor little Pope, but in his turn is nearly squeezed to death by an awkward pamphlet which has been thrust in much against his will, at the other side of him. As he advances down the street, he sees with pain many of the most venerable of the classic authors in a sorry plight, ill-dressed, ill-lodged, and apparently far advanced in decay. The elegant and dignified Caesar, with difficulty conceals a rent which I suppose some "envious Casca" has made in the hinder part of his tunic, and I blush for the gallantry of my country when I think how much poor Madamoiselle Dacier is exposed. Many of the heroes, both ancient and modern, of Swift's ever- memorable Bibliomachia are forced to carry their prices ticketed on their backs, and to offer their services to an ungrateful public at a shamefully reduced rate. But it would be endless to particularize,-Divines in their ecclesiastical habits-Plowden, Coke, Hale, with leathern aspects-Euclid, Locke, Newton academically attired, all crowd this literary Necropolis, and "bend forward from their dust" over the narrow causeways, like Ossian's ghosts from their clouds," or my worthy friend B.'s waxen fashionables from the no less ambrosial atmosphere within his perfumed window.

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It was on a stormy evening at the beginning of the present year, when sleet was careering along the pavement in blinding gusts, and no star appeared to dispute the light with the flickering flame that rose and fell within the gas-lamp, and gave a transient illumination to the pale mist that swept past its narrow influence,-when the watchman gathered his streaming coats within his bulk, and betook himself to

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his own atmosphere as a last desperate refuge from that without-when the oysters" and the "muffins," cries that come with the night-breeze to the closed windows of comfort, and salute the ears of our fellow-citizens around the hissing urn, or more national punch bowl, were mute, and the wild speed of Evening Mail," alone rushed by on the blast,-it was on such an evening, that I drew my water-proof camlet close around me, as I turned the corner of the quay, and faced the full fury of Africus, charging upon me down the aforesaid street, with all the penetrating force of his knives and kneedles. I was on my return to my house in

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street from the northern quarter of the town, where I had dined with a friend of mine, a literary character of the old school, and all the way my thoughts continued the argument in which we had been engaged before I left his house. I was playing a sort of dummy with myself, urging objections on one side, and answering them on the other, with all the vehemence of actual discussion. The truth is, our conversation that evening had attained a degree of warmth, rather unusual for us both, on a subject in which each felt interested-the comparative merits and defects of ancient and modern English poetry. I had defended with some success, thought, our modern style, and, as an occasional dabbler in Helicon myself, I felt piqued at the contemptuous tone with which my friend (a true laudator temporis acti) made his remarks upon the school of which I considered myself a disciple. My feelings having been thus roused, had not subsided when I arrived at the corner, and met the blast, and I posted along through an unregarded plash of gutter, with a violence which followed more the impulse of my mind than of any constitutional activity of body. Nearly every shop was closed-from the unshuttered panes of a few, however, still struggled a tiny flame, and, as I passed each, I looked instinctively in upon the feeble glare, without consciousness sufficient to disturb one question or reply in my imaginary tête à tête. But at the window of one of the most wretched of these receptacles of literature rubbish, my ideal flight and my earthly career were at once arrested by a glance which I caught of a

figure within. It was standing over against the door, turned from me, and reaching down a book from an upper shelf. Its proportions were gigantic, and the extraordinary costume which it wore, and an indescribable something about it which rivetted the attention, were sufficient to call for a narrower scrutiny.

and in keeping with the shaven jaw and dewlap that reached over all the space usually allotted to cravats, collar, &c., till they were lost in the voluminous folds of his waistcoat.

"I fear, Sir," said I, as his ferocious stare fell upon me, "that I have intruded in an unwarrantable mannerbut the increasing fury of the storm, and-the rain, and--and besides."

“Sir, I am a visitor here myself,” he growled, and you may remain if you choose, as far as I am concerned.”

"I-I almost fancy, Sir," said I, hoping to conciliate him, which I saw was necessary, “ at least, I should say, if I am not much mistaken, that I have had the honour of meeting you before."

"Meeting me, Sir?"

Whoever the personage was, there was that in his appearance which struck me with awe as well as curiosity. From his huge and corpulent form hung innumerable ells of broadcloth, such as I have heard my grand-father describe as constituting the coat of his youthful days. Its loose standing collar was white with the powder which had fallen from the tufted perriwig, and the inner rim of a large shovel hat partook of the same hue. "Yes, Sir, I assure you, that your Below, his ample limbs were cased in face is familiar to me, and I charge black sattin to the knee, whence shone myself with culpable forgetfulness in a buckle, which was magnified in enor- not being able to address you by name; mous reflection from his square-toed I am Mr., I live at No. —, in shoes. All this I beheld from the street; and I cannot help thinkoutside of the window; and my curiosity having been effectually wakened I opened the glass-door of the little shop, just as he had addressed himself to an officious looking gentleman who stood beside him, somewhat similarly attired, and caught the last part of a sentence, pronounced in tones that seemed to come from the depth of unfathomable lungs, and uttered under the influence of sudden and unrestrained anger :"I said so, Sir, and is not that enough?

There was something so unnatural in the voice, that I felt a secret dread infuse itself through me, and was impelled by an almost irresistible desire to make good my retreat, and again brave the less alarming rage of the elements without. I had not time for a retrograde movement, however, when both of the figures turned round, and I was at once struck by the face of the larger; I recognised the features, but where or when I had seen them was more than I could recal. They were of colossal magnitude, and their expression was heavy and sensual; huge beetle brows, half concealed eyes, which the excitement of anger; had left yet warm with its lightnings; a heavy nose depended over a mouth, fit to be the portal through which a voice, such as I had heard, should issue,

ing, that I have met you in the society of several mutual friends."

"Perhaps so, Sir," said the uncommunicative stranger, "and I will take it for granted that you know me. And now, Sir," he resumed, turning to his companion, who instantly, though of a gentlemanlike and almost commanding appearance, drooped into the submissive attitude of a delinquent Spaniel, "now, Sir, did you mean to tell me, in the face of my avowed and published opinion, that the true ode might be 'a mighty maze without a plan?”

"I protest, my dear Sir, I almost begin to be ashamed of my own words, but .”

"Sir, so you ought—they were illadvised."

"But still," continued the other, "the example I have just adduced from one of the best of living poets, certainly tends in some measure to confirm my rule.”

"No, Sir, but, as an exception, to prove mine, which, ever since the regularity of Pindar was discovered, is universally recognized."

He spoke with a vehemence that almost rivalled the "os rotundum” of the ancient, all the while appearing wholly regardless of my presence, and having resumed the position in which he was standing at my entrance.

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