"A favor so light one's good nature secures," And she playfully seated herself by his side. "I would blow it again,” said the youth, "and the charm Would work so that not even modesty's check Would be able to keep from my neck her fine arm." She smiled--and she laid her fine arm round his neck., " Yet once more would I blow, and the music divine , Would bring me the third time an exquisite bliss ; And your lips, stealing past it, would give me a kiss." “What a fool of yourself with your whistle you'd make! For only consider how silly 'twould be To sit there and whistle for what you might take," ROGER AND DOLLY. i BLACKWOOD. . Thumpaty, thumpaty, thump; Glumpaty, glumpaty, glump. Stumpaty, stumpaty, stump. Humpaty, humpaty, hump- Trumpaty, trumpaty, trump; Crumpaty, crumpaty, crump. Numpaty, numpaty, nump. Trumpaty, trumpaty, trunup . And all in despair jumped into a brook Jum paty, jumpaty, jump- Slumpaty, slumpaty, slump- Dumpaty, dumpaty, dump. Plumpaty, plumpaty, plump- Mumpaty, mumpaty, mump. THE KNOOK AT THE DOOR. ANON. I heard it with surprise- The time I always rise. What that low tap could mean- The butcher's boy had been.. The post had come and gone, The letters lay around Peru and Hudson Sound. Perhaps it was a note; A telegram to say And would be here to-day. The messenger to wait; To tako me out to skate. Conjectures such as these Passed swiftly thro' my brain; I hardly felt at ease, When lo! that knock again. And then there came a voice Our nursemaid's voice, forsoothWhich made my heart rejoice With—"Baby's got a tooth !" THE BEWITOHED TARBIER. R. H. NEWELL, Sam Johnson was a cullud man, Who lived down in Judee; He owned a rat tan tarrier That stood 'bout one foot three; And the way that critter chawed up rats Was gorjeus for to see. One day this dorg was slumberin' Behind the kitchen stove, An ugly little cove- With many jumps to rove. Then up arose that tarrier, With frenzy in his eye, To make a touchin' cry, Most wonderfully spry. But all in vain; his shape was sich, So awful short and fat, And tho' he doubled up hisself, And strained hisself at that, From where the varmint satu And twisted like an eel, At every nip he'd feel, And turning like a wheel. Kept up a constant claw By any reach of paw, His victim's snappin' jaw. To save his animile: But when he see the erittur spin- A barkin' all the while-. He dreaded hiderfobia, And then began to rile. "The pup is mad enough," says he, And luggin' in his axe, He gev the wretched tarrier A pair of awful cracks MORAL. Now turned to sassidge meat, Upon your back to eat, You can't make both ends meste. A QATALEOTIO MONODY. CRUIKSHANK. A cat I sing, of famous memory, Though catachrestical my song may be ; In a small garden catacomb she lies, And Cataclysms fill her comrades' eyes ; Borne on the air, the catacoustic song Swells with her virtues' catalogue along; No cataplasm could lengthen out her years, Though mourning friends shed cataracts of tears. Once loud and strong her catechist-like voice; It dwindled to a catcall's squeaking noise; Most categorical her virtues shone, By catenation joined each one to one; But a vile catchpoll dog, with cruel bite, Like catlings cut, her strength disabled quite; Her caterwauling pierced the heavy air, As cataphracts their arms thro' legions bear; 'Tis vain! as caterpillars drag away Their lengths, like cattle after busy day, She lingering died, nor left in kit-kat the Embodiment of this catastrophe. A SERENADE. PUNCH. |