cannot really see why the influence of fashion should not operate on all classes of handicraftsmen. At present war is a fashion, embargo is a fashion, and no trade is both a fashion and a cry; and why should not statesmen, who set these fashions, abide by the consequences, like the Manchester-men, who, after invading Spital Fields, have at last been conquered by the manufacturers of Georgian broad-cloth and Salisbury flannels. Every dog has his day-and although the sight might be melancholy, it would yet be edifying, to see a Secretary of State as much out of bread as a dealer in sarsnet; or, when quarter-day came, desired to go to his parish! Dec. 17. I am, Sir, yours, A MODERN REFORMER. A SKETCH, TAKEN IN ST. STEPHEN'S CHAPEL. [From the same.] O! on each side, through every gaping door, And And in his moody madness gravely tell you, " "The measure claim'd the sanction of his voice;" And now he rings the never varying chimes, As "notwithstanding, likewise, also, therefore," n Echoes with late Right Honourable Friend:" The wisdom in transporting British pelf, Our wealth, and strength, and sure, before he closes, Till, from the mazes of his own confusion, And roaring Fuller bellows, Hear! hear! hear! A simpering stream of any thing-but sense. ARREST OF TWO PERSONS, SUPPOSED TO BE SPIES, AND CALLING THEMSELVES PROFESSORS FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF COPENHAGEN. [From the same.] Copy of a Letter, sent express from the Collector of the Customs at Yarmouth to the Secretary of the Treasury. SIR, BE Yarmouth, Dec. 22, 1807. E pleased to communicate to the Lords Commissioners of His Majesty's Treasury, that I have detained here two persons, stating themselves to be Professors of the University of Copenhagen; they were landed late last night from a Swedish vessel. The one writes his name O. P. Q. Rosencrantz, Z. P. Professor of Zoology. The other X. Y. W. Guildenstern, L. L. D. C. P. Doctor of Laws and Professor of Chemistry. I apprehend these are not their real names. They have produced a passport, signed M—]—ve, as well as a letter, purporting to have been written by the First L-d of the Ay, and is directed to the said Professors Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, with an addition to each of their titles, of A. S.-S.; the meaning of which they say they do not understand, but which probably is intelligible to His Lordship, as well as to the First L-d of the T- -y. His Lordship in his letter fully assures them of the protection of the Government, and holds out the most advantageous offers, offers, if they can escape over to this country, and bring away all the valuable manuscripts, books, records, archives, and curiosities of every description, belonging to the University, and more particularly all State Papers, and private confidential dispatches of Foreign Ministers, that they may be made public, previous to the meeting of Parliament on the 21st of next January. A small part only of their luggage is now in the Custom-house, consisting of some few books, papers, &c. and a large case of stuffed birds and animals, which they solemnly protest are intended as presents to the several Members of His Majesty's Cabinet; each article is inscribed with the name of some one of those Noble Persons, as their Lordships will perceive by the list enclosed, which I have copied verbatim. The names affixed to the birds, &c. the Professors say, are Latin. I therefore thought it most advisable to ascertain that fact, and applied to Pater Suorum, the Master of our Grammar-school, who kindly undertook to translate the names into-English, according, as he informs me, to the system of Linnæus. As it was not permitted to the French Gentleman who lately landed here (calling himself K-g of France) to withdraw from the Custom-house even a night-cap, clean shirt, or a pair of stockings, I hope their Lordships will approve of my conduct in having detained the Professors and their baggages, as I shrewdly suspect them to be Spies, transported to this country for the purpose of assassinating or blowing up the present vigorous Administration. I thought it my duty to examine two of the stuffed animals very minutely. The Head of the Goose was perfectly empty; but the moment I made an incision with my knife into the head of the Monkey, there issued forth a most foul stench, quite putrid and rotten. The whole of this little animal is made up of combus VOL. XI. R tibles, tibles, and must have been intended to do mischief in this country at a moment when it is blest with a government of vigour, which has already contributed so highly to the honour, welfare, and security of His Majesty's dominions. I hope their Lordships will be satisfied that I have done no more than my duty. And with the utmost respect, I remain, Sir, Your most obedient and devoted humble servant, Collector of the Customs, Yarmouth. To the Secretary of the Treasury, &c. &c, |