But spite of all the world can say, They 're what they were before; Large parties, too, I still invite, The Whigs, those Whigs who knew me well I did no more for them. Then what's such idle talk about? Think ye that age shall No! if so old I grow, keep me out? Less time to lose I thence infer; I lost them long ago. A SALE. [From the Dublin Evening Post.] To be sold, the following articles of wearing appa rel:-A coat that has been often turned, made in the county of Down, that will button on any side, and large enough to conceal a bow with two strings.-A large coat, made originally for the purser of a sloop of war. It has passed through almost as many editions as Sir Roger de Coverley's. The pockets are very large in the inside, but nearly worn out in carrying candle's-ends and cheese-parings.-A shabby suit, worn out, in the Dutch style, with some British embroidery on the breast, which was once the chief ornament of it, till it was sullied and spotted; nor can any Fuller's earth take out the stains.-A suit of fustian, the texture very flimsy, lined with long speeches, in the declamatory style, with a large quantity of staytape and buckram; the wearer first appeared in it at Eton, and afterwards concealed concealed it under a naval cloak: it will take any colour, and of course suit any person engaged in dirty work. April 1. VERSES TO THE HONOUR OF MR. DEPUTY BIRCH, WHO MARKS *NO POPERY" ON HIS PIES. BY A COUNTRY PARSON. [From the Morning Chronicle.] I'LL sing the praise of Mr. Birch, Whose pastry, watchful for the church, Defender of the faith-rare cook, While, often as their mouths they ope, But let me now to those be just, That That made his paste; but o'er the rest, April 1. SIR, POLITICAL PHANTASMAGORIA, The time has been, March 25, 1807. That when the brains were out the man would die, 1 Under this idea, we were congratulating ourselves upon the dissolution of party; and little apprehended that it would -rise again With twenty mortal murders on its head, When, lo! a masked Galvanic battery is unexpectedly opened, and the monster is recalled to a momentary and convulsive semblance of life, with all its ghastly gesticulations. But we live in an age of experiments and of exhibitions. In the grand raree-show of the world, while we are quietly looking at the "Temple of Solomon" in all its glory, it is instantly whisked away with a Hey! presto! pass!" and a shattered "Arch of Palmyra" is substituted in its stead, with the great key-stone crumbling by its side, in the dust! mere contrast might amuse us, did we not shudder for the traveller whom we see madly seeking shelter from the Arab or the tempest among its ruins. Poor creature! his chief peril is from his protector. The It is unnecessary. for me to say, that I allude to the political phantasmagoria recently displayed in His Ma jesty's jesty's councils. The change, it must be confessed, is a very thorough one: and its suddenness may perhaps gently try our temper: but we are not apt as a people to fly, like Prince Rupert's Drops, on every little concussion. For we can think as well as feel: and though we may "shed a few natural tears" over the violent extinction of such a body as that composed by a Grenville, a Spencer, a Fitzwilliam, a Howick, a Henry Petty, a Holland, an Erskine, an Ellenborough, a Moira, a Sidmouth, and a Windham, if we can duly appreciate character, we shall "soon wipe them," when we reflect upon that of their successors. They have, indeed, abolished the Slave Trade; in the midst of a most expensive war, they have suspended taxation; in the possession of power, they have consented to abridge its patronage and emoluments. But what are these labours, or these sacrifices, compared with the energies and the disinterestedness which we may expect from the green old age of a Portland, the artless eloquence of a Canning, the unembarrassed finance of a Castlereagh, the mature assiduity of a Chatham, the profound law of a Perceval, the blunt and (I may call it) awkward honesty of a Rose, the unparalleled genius of a Mulgrave, and the tried integrity of a Melville? But the matter is too serious for burlesque; and, unless the notion of the wild Indians can be realized, which supposes that the abilities of their victims may be plundered with their other spoils, I see no chance of salvation for my country. We have been often told, indeed-upon suspicious authority, I own-that "All the Talents" have failed; and hence it seems to be inferred, by a spurious kind of logic, that the total want of talents must succeed. What ingenuity over shoots, imbecility may stumble upon. Yet this is a poor plank, on which to embark, in a stormy sea, the ponderous fortunes of Great Britain. And I must F 4 still still lift my voice against the measure, as pregnant with, perhaps, irretrievable mischief, although April 1. NO PAPIST. THE MAGPIE. L AN EXCELLENT NEW BALLAD. [From the Oracle.] ET others sing the "two-string'd bow," And warlike skill of Castlereagh, Let others sing of Hawkesbury's Let others sing Lord Chatham's care, To guard the Ordnance purse from waste Let others sing Lord Camden, and Their talents, purity, and wit, That bless'd poor Paddy's land: Let others sing of Mulgrave's skill Let others sing of Portland's powers To save a sinking state : Let others sing of Eldon's faith, pure: Lord Sidmouth will most surely vouch But |