SECOND PART OF KING HENRY IV. PERSONS REPRESENTED. King Henry the Fourth. Henry, prince of Wales, afterwards) King Henry V.; Thomas, duke of Clarence; Travers and Morton, domestics of Northumberland. Falstaff, Bardolph, Pistol, and Page. Poins and Peto, attendants on Prince Henry. Shallow and Silence, country Justices. Prince John of Lancaster, afterwards his sons. Davy, servant to Shallow. (2 Henry V.) duke of Bedford; Prince Humphrey of Gloster, afterwards (2 Henry V.) duke of Gloster; Earl of Warwick; Earl of Westmoreland; Gower; Harcourt; { of the king's party. Lord Chief Justice of the King's Bench. A Gentleman attending on the Chief Justice. Earl of Northumberland; Scroop, archbishop of York; Lord Mowbray; Lord Hastings; Lord Bardolph; Sir John Coleville; INDUCTION. } enemies to the king. Warkworth. Before Northumberland's castle. Enter Rumour, painted full of tongues. Rum. Open your ears; For which of you will That the blunt monster with uncounted heads, Even with the rebel's blood. But what mean I (1) Northumberland's castle. Mouldy, Shadow, Wart, Feeble, and Bullcalf, re cruits. Saw you the field? came you from Shrewsbury? A gentleman well bred, and of good name, See, what a ready tongue suspicion hath! North. Here comes my servant, Travers, whom He, that but fears the thing he would not know, I sent On Tuesday last to listen after news. Bard. My lord, I over-rode him on the way; And he is furnish'd with no certainties, Enter Travers. North. Now, Travers, what good tidings come North. Ha!--Again. Said he, young Harry Percy's spur was cold? Had met ill luck? Bard. My lord, I'll tell you what; If my young lord your son has not the day, I'll give my barony: never talk of it. Hath, by instinct, knowledge from others' eyes, Bard. I cannot think, my lord, your son is dead. North. Why should the gentleman, that rode by Turn'd on themselves, like dull and heavy lead. Travers, Bard. Give then such instances of loss? Who, he ? Enter Morton. North. Yea, this man's brow, like to a title-leaf, North. How doth my son, and brother? So dull, so dead in look, so wo-begone, (1) Exhausted. (2) Lace tagged. And as the thing that's heavy in itself, North. For this I shall have time enough to mourn. A scaly gauntlet now, with joints of steel, Derives from heaven his quarrel, and his cause; Must glove this hand: and hence, thou sickly quoif; 2 The aptest way for safety, and revenge: Thou art a guard too wanton for the head, Which princes, flesh'd with conquest, aim to hit. Get posts, and letters, and make friends with speed; Never so few, and never yet more need. (Exeunt. Now bind my brows with iron; and approach The ragged'st hour that time and spite dare bring, SCENE II.-London. A street. Enter Sir John Falstaff, with his Page bearing his sword and buckler. Fal. Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my water? To frown upon the enrag'd Northumberland! Tra. This strained passion doth you wrong, my honour. Mor. The lives of all your loving complices Lean on your health; the which, if you give o'er To stormy passion, must perforce decay. Page. He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy water: but, for the party that owed' it, he might have more diseases than he knew for. You cast the event of war, my noble lord, Fal. Men of all sorts take a pride to girda at me; The brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to vent any thing that tends to laughter, more than I invent, or is invented on me: I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. I do here walk before thee, like a sow, that hath o'erwhelmed all her litter but one. If the prince put thee into my service for any other reason than to set me off, why then I have no judgment. Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be And summ'd the account of chance, before you worn in my cap, than to wait at my heels. I was in the stews, I were manned, horsed, and wived. said, Let us make head. It was your presurmise, That in the dole of blows your son might drop: You knew, he walk'd o'er perils, on an edge, More likely to fall in, than to get o'er: You were advis'd, his flesh was capable Of wounds, and scars; and that his forward spirits Bard. We all, that are engaged to this loss, lord, I hear for certain, and do speak the truth,-- (1) Trifling. never manned with an agate10 till now: but I will set you neither in gold nor silver, but in vile apparel, and send you back again to your master, for a jewel; the juvenal, the prince your master, whose chin is not yet fledged. I will sooner have a beard grow in the palm of my hand, than he shall get one on his cheek; and yet he will not stick to say, his face is a face royal: God may finish it when he will, it is not a hair amiss yet: he may keep it still as a face-royal, for a barber shall never earn sixpence out of it; and yet he will be crowing, as if he had writ man ever since his father was a bachelor. He may keep his own grace, but he is almost out of mine, I can assure him. What said master Dumbleton about the satin, for my short cloak, and slops? Page. He said, sir, you should procure him better assurance than Bardolph: he would not take his bond and yours; he liked not the security. Fal. Let him be damned like a glutton! may his tongue be hotter!-A whoreson Achitophel! a rascally yea-forsooth knave! to bear a gentleman in hand, and then stand upon security!-The whoreson smooth-pates do now wear nothing but high shoes, and bunches of keys at their girdles; and if a man is thorough11 with them in honest taking up, then they must stand upon security. I had as lief they would put ratsbane in my mouth, as offer to stop it with security. I looked he should have sent me two and twenty yards of satin, as I am a true knight, and he sends me security. Well, he may sleep in security; for he hath the horn of abundance, and the lightness of his wife shines through it: and yet cannot he see, though he have his own lantern to light him. Where's Bardolph? Page. He's gone into Smithfield, to buy your worship a horse. Fal. I bought him in Paul's, and he'll buy me & horse in Smithfield: an I could get me but a wife (9) A root supposed to have the shape of a man. (10) A little figure cut in an agate. (11) In their debt. Ch. Just. I think, you are fallen into the disease; for you hear not what I say to you. Fal. Very well, my lord, very well: rather, an't Page. Sir, here comes the nobleman that com-please you, it is the disease of not listening, the Enter the Lord Chief Justice, and an attendant. malady of not marking, that I am troubled withal. Ch. Just. To punish you by the heels, would amend the attention of your ears; and I care not, if I become your physician. mitted the prince for striking him about Bardolph. Fal. Wait close; I will not see him. Ch. Just. What's he that goes there? Atten. Falstaff, an't please your lordship. Ch. Just. He that was in question for the robbery? Fal. I am as poor as Job, my lord; but not so Atten. He, my lord: but he hath since done patient: your lordship may minister the potion of good service at Shrewsbury; and, as I hear, is imprisonment to me, in respect of poverty; but now going with some charge to the lord John of how I should be your patient to follow your pre Lancaster. scriptions, the wise may make some dram of a Ch. Just. What, to York? Call him back again. scruple, or, indeed, a scruple itself. Fal. Boy, tell him, I am deaf. Page. You must speak louder, my master is deaf. Ch. Just. I am sure, he is, to the hearing of any thing good.-Go, pluck him by the elbow; I must speak with him. Atten. Sir John,- Fal. What! a young knave, and beg! Is there not wars? is there not employment? Doth not the king lack subjects? do not the rebels need soldiers? Though it be a shame to be on any side but one, it is worse shame to beg than to be on the worst side, were it worse than the name of rebellion can tell how to make it. Atten. You mistake me, sir. Fal. Why, sir, did I say you were an honest man? setting my knighthood and my soldiership aside, I had lied in my throat if I had said so. Atten. I pray you, sir, then set your knighthood and your soldiership aside; and give me leave to tell you, you lie in your throat, if you say I am any other than an honest man. Fal. I give thee leave to tell me so! I lay aside that which grows to me! If thou gett'st any leave of me, hang me; if thou takest leave, thou wert better be hanged: You hunt-counter, hence! avaunt! Ch. Just. I sent for you, when there were matters against you for your life, to come speak with me. Fal. As I was then advised by my learned counsel in the laws of this land-service, I did not come. Ch. Just. Well, the truth is, sir John, you live in great infamy. Fal. He that buckles him in my belt, cannot live in less. Ch. Just. Your means are very slender, and your waste is great. Fal. I would it were otherwise; I would my means were greater, and my waist slenderer. Ch. Just. You have misled the youthful prince. Fal. The young prince hath misled me: I am the fellow with the great belly, and he my dog. Ch. Just. Well, I am loath to gall a new-healed wound; your day's service at Shrewsbury hath a little gilded over your night's exploit on Gads-hill: you may thank the unquiet time for your quiet o'er. posting that action. Fal. My lord? Ch. Just. But since all is well, keep it so: wake not a sleeping wolf. Fal. To wake a wolf, is as bad as to smell a fox. Ch. Just. What! you are as a candle, the better part burnt out. Fal. A wassel candle, my lord; all tallow: if I did say of wax, my growth would approve the truth. Atten. Sir, my lord would speak with you. Ch. Just. Sir John Falstaff, a word with you. Fal. My good lord!-God give your lordship good time of day. I am glad to see your lordship abroad: I heard say, your lordship was sick: I hope your lordship goes abroad by advice. Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, hath yet some smack of age in you, some relish of the saltness of time; and I most humbly beseech your lordship, to have a reverend care of your health. but, I hope, he that looks upon me, will take me Ch. Just. Sir John, I sent for you before your expedition to Shrewsbury. Ch. Just. There is not a white hair on your face, but should have his effect of gravity. Fal. His effect of gravy, gravy, gravy. Ch. Just. You follow the young prince up and down, like his ill angel. Fal. Not so, my lord; your ill angel is light; without weighing: and yet, in some respects, I grant, I cannot go, I cannot tell: Virtue is of so Fal. An't please your lordship, I hear, his ma- little regard in these coster-monger times, that true jesty is returned with some discomfort from Wales. valour is turned bear-herd: Pregnancy is made a Ch. Just. I talk not of his majesty: -You would tapster, and hath his quick wit wasted in giving not come when I sent for you. reckonings: all the other gifts appertinent to man, Fal. And I hear moreover, his highness is fallen as the malice of this age shapes them, are not into this same whoreson apoplexy. worth a gooseberry. You, that are old, consider Ch. Just. Well, heaven mend him! I pray, let not the capacities of us that are young: you me speak with you. measure the heat of our livers with the bitterness of Fal. This apoplexy is, as I take it, a kind of your galls: and we that are in the vaward' of our lethargy, an't please your lordship; a kind of sleep-youth, I must confess, are wags too. ing in the blood, a whoreson tingling. Ch. Just. Do you set down your name in the Ch. Just. What tell you me of it? be it as it is. scroll of youth, that are written down old with all Fal. It hath its original from much grief; from the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye? study, and perturbation of the brain: I have read a dry hand? a yellow cheek? a white beard? a the cause of his effects in Galen; it is a kind of decreasing leg? an increasing belly? Is not your deafness. (1) Alluding to an old proverb: Who goes to Westminster for a wife, to St. Paul's for a man, and to Smithfield for a horse, may meet with a whore, a knave, and a jade. voice broken? your wind short? your chin double? (2) A catch-pole or bum-bailiff. (5) Pass current. (7) Forepart. |