an alarmed conscience, which will be a sufficient entrap him; or, to speak more tenderly, used every tormentor!" So saying, I threw him his pocket-art to magnify the merit of her daughter. If the book, which he took up with a smile, and shutting cakes at tea ate short and crisp, they were made by the clasps with the utmost composure, left us quite Olivia; if the gooseberry-wine was well knit, the astonished at the serenity of his assurance. My gooseberries were of her gathering: it was her wife was particularly enraged that nothing could fingers which gave the pickles their peculiar green; make him angry, or make him seem ashamed of and in the composition of a pudding, it was her his villanies. "My dear," cried I, willing to calm judgment that mixed the ingredients. Then the those passions that had been raised too high among poor woman would sometimes tell the 'Squire, that us, "we are not to be surprised that bad men want she thought him and Olivia extremely of a size, shame; they only blush at being detected in doing and would bid both stand up to see which was good, but glory in their vices." tallest. These instances of cunning, which she "Guilt and Shame, says the allegory, were at thought impenetrable, yet which every body saw first companions, and in the beginning of their through, were very pleasing to our benefactor, who journey, inseparably kept together. But their gave every day some new proofs of his passion, union was soon found to be disagreeable and in- which, though they had not arisen to proposals of convenient to both: Guilt gave Shame frequent un- marriage, yet we thought fell but little short of it; easiness, and Shame often betrayed the secret con- and his slowness was attributed sometimes to na. spiracies of Guilt. After long disagreement there- tive bashfulness, and sometimes to his fear of offend fore, they at length consented to part for ever. ing his uncle. An occurrence, however, which Guilt boldly walked forward alone, to overtake happened soon after, put it beyond a doubt that he Fate, that went before in the shape of an execu- designed to become one of our family; my wife tioner; but Shame being naturally timorous, re- even regarded it as an absolute promise. turned back to keep company with Virtue, which

My wife and daughters happening to return a

in the beginning of their journey they had left visit to neighbour Flamborough's, found that family behind. Thus, my children, after men have tra- had lately got their pictures drawn by a limner, velled through a few stages in vice, shame forsakes them, and returns back to wait upon the few virtues they have still remaining."

CHAPTER XVI.

who travelled the country, and took likenesses for fifteen shillings a-head. As this family and ours had long a sort of rivalry in point of taste, our spirit took the alarm at this stolen march upon us, and notwithstanding all I could say, and I said much, it was resolved that we should have our pictures done too. Having, therefore, engaged the limner,for what could I do? our next deliberation was, to The family use Art, which is opposed with still greater. show the superiority of our taste in the attitudes. WHATEVER might have been Sophia's sensa- As for our neighbour's family, there were seven tions, the rest of the family was easily consoled for of them, and they were drawn with seven oranges, Mr. Burchell's absence by the company of our a thing quite out of taste, no variety in life, no landlord, whose visits now became more frequent, composition in the world. We desired to have and longer. Though he had been disappointed in something in a brighter style, and, after many deprocuring my daughters the amusements of the bates, at length came to an unanimous resolution town as he designed, he took every opportunity of of being drawn together in one large historical supplying them with those little recreations which family piece. This would be cheaper, since one our retirement would admit of. He usually came frame would serve for all, and it would be infinitely in the morning, and while my son and I followed more genteel; for all families of any taste were our occupations abroad, he sat with the family at now drawn in the same manner. As we did not home, and amused them by describing the town, immediately recollect an historical subject to hit us, with every part of which he was particularly ac- we were contented each with being drawn as inde quainted. He could repeat all the observations pendent historical figures. My wife desired to be that were retailed in the atmosphere of the play-represented as Venus, and the painter was desired houses, and had all the good things of the high wits not to be too frugal of his diamonds in her stomachby rote, long before they made their way into the er and hair. Her two little ones were to be as jest-books. The intervals between conversation Cupids by her side, while I, in my gown and band, were employed in teaching my daughters piquet, or was to present her with my books on the Whissometimes in setting my two little ones to box, to tonian controversy. Olivia would be drawn as an make them sharp, as he called it: but the hopes Amazon sitting upon a bank of flowers, dressed in of having him for a son-in-law, in some measure a green joseph, richly laced with gold, and a whip blinded us to all his imperfections. It must be in her hand. Sophia was to be a shepherdess, owned, that my wife laid a thousand schemes to with as many sheep as the painter could put in

for nothing; and Moses was to be dressed out with came to see us, my girls took care to be out of the a hat and white feather. Our taste so much pleased way, in order to give their mamma an opportunity the 'Squire, that he insisted as being put in as one of putting her scheme in execution; but they only of the family in the character of Alexander the retired to the next room, whence they could overGreat, at Olivia's feet. This was considered by hear the whole conversation. My wife artfully inus all as an indication of his desire to be introduced troduced it, by observing, that one of the Miss into the family, nor could we refuse his request. Flamboroughs was like to have a very good match The painter was therefore set to work, and as he of it in Mr. Spanker. To this the 'Squire assentwrought with assiduity and expedition, in less than ing, she proceeded to remark, that they who had four days the whole was completed. The piece warm fortunes were always sure of getting good was large, and it must be owned he did not spare husbands: "But heaven help," continued she, his colours; for which my wife gave him great en-"the girls that have none. What signifies beauty, comiums. We were all perfectly satisfied with Mr. Thornhill? or what signifies all the virtue, and his performance; but an unfortunate circumstance all the qualifications in the world, in this age of selfhad not occurred till the picture was finished, interest? It is not, what is she? but what has she? which now struck us with dismay. It was so very is all the cry." large that we had no place in the house to fix it. How we all came to disregard so material a point is inconceivable; but certain it is, we had been all greatly remiss. The picture, therefore, instead of gratifying our vanity, as we hoped, leaned, in a most mortifying manner, against the kitchen wall, where the canvass was stretched and painted, "Ah, sir," returned my wife, "you are pleased much too large to be got through any of the doors, to be facetious: but I wish I were a queen, and and the jest of all our neighbours. One compared then I know where my eldest daughter should look it to Robinson Crusoe's long-boat, too large to be for a husband. But, now that you have put it into removed; another thought it more resembled a my head, seriously, Mr. Thornhill, can't you rereel in a bottle: some wondered how it could be commend me a proper husband for her? she is now got out, but still more were amazed how it ever got nineteen years old, well grown and well educated, and, in my humble opinion, does not want for parts."

in.

"Madam," returned he, "I highly approve the justice, as well as the novelty of your remarks, and if I were a king, it should be otherwise. It should then, indeed, be fine times with the girls without fortunes: our two young ladies should be the first for whom I would provide."

But though it excited the ridicule of some, it effectually raised more malicious suggestions in ma- "Madam," replied he, "if I were to choose, I ny. The 'Squire's portrait being found united with would find out a person possessed of every accomours, was an honour too great to escape envy. plishment that can make an angel happy. One Scandalous whispers began to circulate at our ex-with prudence, fortune, taste, and sincerity; such, pense, and our tranquillity was continually dis- madam, would be, in my opinion, the proper husturbed by persons who came as friends to tell us band." "Ay, sir," said she, "but do you know what was said of us by enemies. These reports of any such person?"-"No, madam," returned we always resented with becoming spirit; but scandal ever improves by opposition.

he, "it is impossible to know any person that deserves to be her husband: she's too great a treasure We once again therefore entered into a consul- for one man's possession; she's a goddess! Upon tation upon obviating the malice of our enemies, my soul, I speak what I think, she's an angel.”— and at last came to a resolution which had too "Ah, Mr. Thornhill, you only flatter my poor much cunning to give me entire satisfaction. It girl: but we have been thinking of marrying her was this: as our principal object was to discover to one of your tenants, whose mother is lately dead, the honour of Mr. Thornhill's addresses, my wife and who wants a manager: you know whom I undertook to sound him, by pretending to ask his mean, Farmer Williams; a warm man, Mr. Thornadvice in the choice of a husband for her eldest hill, able to give her good bread; and who has sedaughter. If this was not found sufficient to in-veral times made her proposals (which was actually duce him to a declaration, it was then resolved to the case): but, sir," concluded she, "I should be terrify him with a rival. To this last step, how-glad to have your approbation of our choice."ever, I would by no means give my consent, till" How! madam," replied he, "my approbation! Olivia gave me the most solemn assurances that My approbation of such a choice! Never. What! she would marry the person provided to rival him sacrifice so much beauty, and sense, and goodness, upon this occasion, if he did not prevent it, by to a creature insensible of the blessing! Excuse me, taking her himself. Such was the scheme laid, I can never approve of such a piece of injustice! which, though I did not strenuously oppose, I did And I have my reasons."-"Indeed, sir," cried not entirely approve. Deborah, "if you have your reasons, that's anoThe next time, therefore, that Mr. Thornhill ther affair; but I should be glad to know those

reasons."—" Excuse me, madam," returned he, nor can you in the least say that I have constrained "they lie too deep for discovery (laying his hand you. But you must not suppose, my dear, that I upon his bosom); they remain buried, riveted here." will ever be instrumental in suffering his honest After he was gone, upon a general consultation, rival to be the dupe of your ill-placed passion. we could not tell what to make of these fine senti- Whatever time you require to bring your fancied ments. Olivia considered them as instances of the admirer to an explanation, shall be granted; but at most exalted passion; but I was not quite so san- the expiration of that term, if he is still regardless, guine: it seemed to me pretty plain, that they had I must absolutely insist that honest Mr. Williams more of love than matrimony in them: yet, what- shall be rewarded for his fidelity. The character ever they might portend, it was resolved to prosecute the scheme of Farmer Williams, who, from my daughter's first appearance in the country, had paid her his addresses.

CHAPTER XVII.

Scarcely any Virtue found to resist the power of long and pleasing Temptation.

which I have hitherto supported in life demands this from me, and my tenderness as a parent shall never influence my integrity as a man. Name then your day; let it be as distant as you think proper; and in the meantime, take care to let Mr. Thornhill know the exact time on which I design delivering you up to another. If he really loves you, his own good sense will readily suggest that there is but one method alone to prevent his losing you for ever."-This proposal, which she could not avoid considering as perfectly just, was readily As I only studied my child's real happiness, the agreed to. She again renewed her most positive assiduity of Mr. Williams pleased me, as he was promise of marrying Mr. Williams, in case of the in easy circumstances, prudent, and sincere. It other's insensibility; and at the next opportunity, required but very little encouragement to revive his in Mr. Thornhill's presence, that day month was former passion; so that in an evening or two he and fixed upon for her nuptials with his rival. Mr. Thornhill met at our house, and surveyed each Such vigorous proceedings seemed to redouble other for some time with looks of anger; but Wil-Mr. Thornhill's anxiety: but what Olivia really liams owed his landlord no rent, and little regarded felt gave me some uneasiness. In this struggle his indignation. Olivia, on her side, acted the co- between prudence and passion, her vivacity quite quette to perfection, if that might be called acting forsook her, and every opportunity of solitude was which was her real character, pretending to lavish sought and spent in tears. One week passed away; all her tenderness on her new lover. Mr. Thorn- but Mr. Thornhill made no efforts to restrain her hill appeared quite dejected at this preference, and nuptials. The succeeding week he was still assiwith a pensive air took leave, though I own it puz-duous; but not more open. On the third he diszled me to find him so much in pain as he appeared continued his visits entirely, and instead of my to be, when he had it in his power so easily to re- daughter testifying any impatience, as I expected, move the cause, by declaring an honourable pas- she seemed to retain a pensive tranquillity, which sion. But whatever uneasiness he seemed to en- I looked upon as resignation. For my own part, dure, it could easily be perceived that Olivia's an- I was now sincerely pleased with thinking that my guish was still greater. After any of these inter-child was going to be secured in a continuance of views between her lovers, of which there were se- competence and peace, and frequently applauded veral, she usually retired to solitude, and there in- her resolution, in preferring happiness to ostentadulged her grief. It was in such a situation Ition.

found her one evening, after she had been for some

It was within about four days of her intended

time supporting a fictitious gaiety. "You now nuptials, that my little family at night were gathersee, my child,” said I, "that your confidence in ed round a charming fire, telling stories of the past, Mr. Thornhill's passion was all a dream: he per- and laying schemes for the future; busied in formmits the rivalry of another, every way his inferior, ing a thousand projects, and laughing at whatever though he knows it lies in his power to secure you folly came uppermost. "Well, Moses," cried I, to himself by a candid declaration.”—"Yes, papa," "we shall soon, my boy, have a wedding in the returned she, "but he has his reasons for this de- family; what is your opinion of matters and things lay: I know he has. The sincerity of his looks in general?"—"My opinion, father, is, that all and words convinces me of his real esteem. A things go on very well; and I was just now thinkshort time, I hope, will discover the generosity of ing, that when sister Livy is married to Farmer his sentiments, and convince you that my opinion Williams, we shall then have the loan of his cider of him has been more just than yours."-" Olivia, press and brewing tubs for nothing."-"That we my darling," returned I, "every scheme that has shall, Moses," cried I, "and he will sing us Death been hitherto pursued to compel him to a declara- and the Lady, to raise our spirits, into the bargain." tion, has been proposed and planned by yourself "He has taught that song to our Dick," cried Mo

ses, "and I think he goes through it very prettily." but preaches as well as he sings, I make no doubt "Does he so?" cried I, "then let us have it: of him. The most of his family, by the mother's where's little Dick? let him up with it boldly."-side, could sing a good song: it was a common say"My brother Dick," cried Bill, my youngest, "is ing in our country, that the family of the Blenkinjust gone out with sister Livy; but Mr. Williams sops could never look straight before them, nor the has taught me two songs, and I'll sing them for Hugginsons blow out a candle; that there were you, papa. Which song do you choose, The dying none of the Grograms but could sing a song, or of Swan, or the Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog?" Marjorums but could tell a story."-"However "The elegy, child, by all means," said I; "I never that be," cried I, "the most vulgar ballad of them heard that yet; and Deborah, my life, grief you all generally pleases me better than the fine modern know is dry, let us have a bottle of the best goose-odes, and things that petrify us in a single stanza; berry-wine, to keep up our spirits. I have wept productions that we at once detest and praise. Put so much at all sorts of elegies of late, that, without the glass to your brother, Moses. The great fault an enlivening glass, I am sure this will overcome of these elegiasts is, that they are in despair for me; and Sophy, love, take your guitar, and thrum griefs that give the sensible part of mankind very in with the boy a little." little pain. A lady loses her muff, her fan, or her lap-dog, and so the silly poet runs home to versify the disaster."

AN ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF A MAD DOG.

Good people all, of every sort,

Give ear unto my song,
And if you find it wondrous short,
It can not hold you long.

In Islington there was a man,
Of whom the world might say,
That still a godly race he ran,

Whene'er he went to pray.

A kind and gentle heart he had,
To comfort friends and foes;
The naked every day he clad,

When he put on his clothes.

And in that town a dog was found,
As many dogs there be,

Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound,
And curs of low degree.

This dog and man at first were friends;
But when a pique began,
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man,
Around from all the neighbouring streets,

The wondering neighbours ran,
And swore the dog had lost his wits,

To bite so good a man.

The wound it seem'd both sore and sad

To every christian eye;
And while they swore the dog was mad,
They swore the man would die.
But soon a wonder came to light,

"That may be the mode," cried Moses, "in sublimer compositions; but the Ranelagh songs that come down to us are perfectly familiar, and all cast in the same mould: Colin meets Dolly, and they hold a dialogue together; he gives her a fairing to put in her hair, and she presents him with a nosegay; and then they go together to church, where they give good advice to young nymphs and swains to get married as fast as they can."

“And very good advice too,” cried I; “and I am told there is not a place in the world where advice can be given with so much propriety as there; for as it persuades us to marry, it also furnishes us with a wife: and surely that must be an excellent market, my boy, where we are told what we want, and supplied with it when wanting."

"Yes, sir," returned Moses, "and I know but of two such markets for wives in Europe, Ranclagh in England, and Fontarabia in Spain. The Spanish market is open once a-year; but our English wives are saleable every night."

"You are right, my boy," cried his mother; "Old England is the only place in the world for husbands to get wives."-" And for wives to manage their husbands," interrupted I. "It is a proverb abroad, that if a bridge were built across the sea, all the ladies of the continent would come over to take pattern from ours; for there are no such wives in Europe as our own. But let us have one bottle more, Deborah, my life; and Moses, give us a good song. What thanks do we not owe to Heaven for thus bestowing tranquillity, health, and competence. I think myself happier now than the greatest monarch upon earth. He has no such fire-side, nor such pleasant faces about it. Yes, Deborah, we are now growing old; but the evening of our life is likely to be happy. We are descended from ancestors that knew no stain, and we shall leave a good and virtuous race of children behind us. While we live, they will be our support and our "With all my heart," cried my wife; "and if he pleasure here; and when we die, they will transnuit

That show'd the rogues they lied,— The man recover'd of the bite,

The dog it was that died.

"A very good boy, Bill, upon my word, and an elegy that may truly be called tragical. Come, my children, here's Bill's health, and may he one day be a bishop!"

our honour untainted to posterity. Come, my she may yet be innocent."-"Ah no, sir,” cried son, we wait for a song: let us have a chorus. But the child; "he only kissed her, and called her his where is my darling Olivia? That little cherub's angel, and she wept very much, and leaned upon voice is always sweetest in the concert."-Just as his arm, and they drove off very fast."-"She's an I spoke, Dick came running in, "O papa, papa, ungrateful creature," cried my wife, who could she is gone from us, she is gone from us; my sister scarcely speak for weeping, "to use us thus. She Livy is gone from us for ever."-"Gone, child!" never had the least constraint put upon her affec"Yes, she is gone off with two gentlemen in a post- tions. The vile strumpet has basely deserted her chaise, and one of them kissed her, and said he parents without any provocation-thus to bring would die for her: and she cried very much, and your gray hairs to the grave, and I must shortly was for coming back; but he persuaded her again, follow." and she went into the chaise, and said, O what In this manner that night, the first of our real, will my poor papa do when he knows I am undone!" misfortunes, was spent in the bitterness of com"Now then," cried I, "my children, go and be plaint, and ill-supported sallies of enthusiasm. I miserable; for we shall never enjoy one hour more. determined, however, to find out our betrayer, And O may Heaven's everlasting fury light upon wherever he was, and reproach his baseness. The him and his!-Thus to rob me of my child!—And next morning we missed our wretched child at sure it will, for taking back my sweet innocent that breakfast, where she used to give life and cheerfulI was leading up to Heaven. Such sincerity as ness to us all. My wife, as before, attempted to my child was possessed of!—But all our earthly ease her heart by reproaches. "Never," cried she, happiness is now over! Go, my children, go and "shall that vilest stain of our family again darken be miserable and infamous; for my heart is broken these harmless doors. I will never call her daughwithin me!"-"Father," cried my son, "is this ter more. No, let the strumpet live with her vile your fortitude?"—"Fortitude, child! Yes, he seducer: she may bring us to shame, but she shall shall see I have fortitude! Bring me my pistols. never more deceive us." I'll pursue the traitor: while he is on earth I'll "Wife," said 1, "do not talk thus hardly my pursue him. Old as I am, he shall find I can sting detestation of her guilt is as great as yours; but him yet. The villain! The perfidious villain!" ever shall this house and this heart be open to a I had by this time reached down my pistols, when poor returning repentant sinner. The sooner she my poor wife, whose passions were not so strong returns from her transgression, the more welcome as mine, caught me in her arms. "My dearest, shall she be to me. For the first time the very dearest husband," cried she, "the Bible is the only best may err; art may persuade, and novelty spread weapon that is fit for your old hands now. Open out its charm. The first fault is the child of simthat, my love, and read our anguish into patience, plicity, but every other the offspring of guilt. Yes, for she has vilely deceived us."-"Indeed, sir," re- the wretched creature shall be welcome to this heart sumed my son, after a pause, "your rage is too vio- and this house, though stained with ten thousand lent and unbecoming. You should be my mother's vices. I will again hearken to the music of her comforter, and you increase her pain. It ill suited voice, again will I hang fondly on her bosom, if I you and your reverend character, thus to curse find but repentance there. My son, bring hither your greatest enemy: you should not have cursed my Bible and my staff: I will pursue her, wherever him, villain as he is."-"I did not curse him, child, she is; and though I can not save her from shame, did I?”—“Indecd, sir, you did; you cursed him I may prevent the continuance of iniquity." twice."-"Then may Heaven forgive me and him if I did! And now, my son, I see it was more than human benevolence that first taught us to bless our enemies! Blessed be his holy name for all the good he hath given, and for all that he hath taken away. But it is not-it is not a small distress that can wring tears from these old eyes, that THOUGH the child could not describe the gentlehave not wept for so many years. My child!-man's person who handed his sister into the postTo undo my darling!-May confusion seize chaise, yet my suspicions fell entirely upon our Heaven forgive me, what am I about to say!-You young landlord, whose character for such intrigues may remember, my love, how good she was, and was but too well known. I therefore directed my how charming; till this vile moment, all her care steps towards Thornhill-castle, resolving to upbraid was to make us happy. Had she but died!-But him, and, if possible, to bring back my daughter: she is gone, the honour of our family contaminated, but before I had reached his seat, I was met by one and I must look out for happiness in other worlds of my parishioners, who said he saw a young lady, than here. But, my child, you saw them go off: resembling my daughter, in a post-chaise with a perhaps he forced her away? If he forced her, gentleman, whom, by the description, I could only

CHAPTER XVIII.

The Pursuit of a Father to reclaim a lost Child to Virtue.