Lucio. For that which, if myself might be his judge, He should receive his punishment in thanks: 28 Isab. Sir, make me not your story. It is true. As with a saint. This is the point. 56 The duke is very strangely gone from hence; 64 And follows close the rigour of the statute, Isab. Alas! what poor ability's in me Assay the power you have. 76 Isab. My power? alas! I doubt Lucio. Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win, By fearing to attempt. Go to Lord Angelo, And let him learn to know, when maidens sue, 80 Men give like gods; but when they weep and 36 All their petitions are as freely theirs Isab. You do blaspheme the good in mocking me. Lucio. Do not believe it. Fewness and truth, 'tis thus: Isab. I will about it straight; But speedily. 84 No longer staying but to give the Mother Good sir, adieu. [Exeunt. Ang. Go to: what quality are they of? Elbow is your name? why dost thou not speak, Elbow? Pom. He cannot, sir: he's out at elbow. 62 Ang. What are you, sir? Elb. He, sir! a tapster, sir; parcel-bawd; one that serves a bad woman, whose house, sir, was, as they say, plucked down in the suburbs; and now she professes a hot-house, which, I think, is a very ill house too. Escal. How know you that? 68 For I have had such faults; but rather tell me, house. When I, that censure him, do so offend, 29 Let mine own judgment pattern out my death, Where is the provost? 36 [Exit PROVOST. Escal. Well, heaven forgive him, and forgive us all! Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall: 40 79 Escal. How dost thou know that, constable? Elb. Marry, sir, by my wife; who, if she had been a woman cardinally given, might have been accused in fornication, adultery, and all uncleanliness there. Escal. By the woman's means? 84 Elb. Ay, sir, by Mistress Overdone's means; but as she spit in his face, so she defied him. Pom. Sir, if it please your honour, this is not so. 89 Elb. Prove it before these varlets here, thou honourable man, prove it. Escal. [To ANGELO.] Do you hear how he misplaces? 93 Pom. Sir, she came in, great with child, and longing,-saving your honour's reverence,-for stewed prunes. Sir, we had but two in the house, which at that very distant time stood, as it were, in a fruit-dish, a dish of some threepence; your honours have seen such dishes; they are not China dishes, but very good dishes. Escal. Go to, go to: no matter for the dish, sir. Pom. No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are therein in the right: but to the point. As I say, this Mistress Elbow, being, as I say, with child, and being great-bellied, and longing, as I said, for prunes, and having but two in the dish, as I said, Master Froth here, this very man, having eaten the rest, as I said, and, as I say, paying for them very honestly; for, as you know, Master Froth, I could not give you threepence again. Froth. No, indeed. 112 Pom. Why, very well then.Escal. Come, you are a tedious fool: to the purpose. What was done to Elbow's wife, that he hath cause to complain of? Come me to what was done to her. Pom. Sir, your honour cannot come to that yet. Escal. No, sir, nor I mean it not. 128 Pom. Sir, but you shall come to it, by your honour's leave. And, I beseech you, look into Master Froth here, sir; a man of fourscore pound a year, whose father died at Hallowmas. Was't not at Hallowmas, Master Froth? 134 Froth. All-hallownd eve. Pom. Why, very well: I hope here be truths. He, sir, sitting, as I say, in a lower chair, sir; 'twas in the Bunch of Grapes, where indeed, you have a delight to sit, have you not? 139 Elb. O thou caitiff! O thou varlet! O thou wicked Hannibal! I respected with her before I was married to her? If ever I was respected with her, or she with me, let not your worship think me the poor duke's officer. Prove this, thou wicked Hannibal, or I'll have mine action of battery on thee. 193 Escal. If he took you a box o' th' ear, you Froth. I have so, because it is an open room might have your action of slander too. and good for winter. Pom. Why, very well then: I hope here be truths. Ang. This will last out a night in Russia, 144 When nights are longest there: I'll take my leave, And leave you to the hearing of the cause, Elb. Marry, I thank your good worship for it. What is 't your worship's pleasure I shall do with this wicked caitiff? 198 Escal. Truly, officer, because he hath some offences in him that thou wouldest discover if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses till thou knowest what they are. 202 Elb. Marry, I thank your worship for it. Thou seest, thou wicked varlet, now, what's come upon thee: thou art to continue now, thou varlet, thou art to continue. Escal. Where were you born, friend? Froth. Here in Vienna, sir. Escal. So. [To POMPEY.] What trade are you of, sir? 212 Pom. A tapster; a poor widow's tapster. Escal. Hath she had any more than one husi band? Pom. Nine, sir; Overdone by the last. 218 Escal. Nine! Come hither to me, Master Froth. Master Froth, I would not have you acquainted with tapsters; they will draw you, Master Froth, and you will hang them. Get you gone, and let me hear no more of you. Froth. I thank your worship. For mine own part, I never come into any room in a taphouse, but I am drawn in. 226 Escal. Well: no more of it, Master Froth: farewell. [Exit FROTH.]-Come you hither to me, Master tapster. What's your name, Master tapster? Pom. Pompey. 232 Escal. What else? Pom. Bum, sir. Escal. Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you, so that, in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you colour it in being a tapster, are you not? come, tell me true: it shall be the better for you. 23 Pom. Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow that would live. Pom. If the law would allow it, sir. Escal. But the law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna. Pom. Does your worship mean to geld and splay all the youth of the city? Escal. No, Pompey. 250 Pom. Truly, sir, in my humble opinion, they will to't then. If your worship will take order er the drabs and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds. Escal. There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you: it is but heading and hanging. 256 Pom. If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together, you'll be gad to give out a commission for more heads. If this law hold in Vienna ten year, I'll rent the fairest house in it after threepence a bay. If you to see this come to pass, say, Pompey told 263 Escal. Thank you, good Pompey; and, in Lest I might be too rash. graces! [Aside.] Heaven give thee moving 36 Ang. Condemn the fault, and not the actor Why, every fault's condemn'd ere it be done. Lucio. [Aside to ISAB.] Give 't not o'er so: to him again, entreat him; Kneel down before him, hang upon his gown; You are too cold; if you should need a pin, 45 Go to; let that be mine: 12 You could not with more tame a tongue desire it. Do you your office, or give up your place, To him, I say! And you shall well be spar'd. Ang. Prov. She's very near her hour. Dispose of her 16 Ang. Isab. Must he needs die? Maiden, no remedy. Isab. Yes; I do think that you might pardon him, 49 And neither heaven nor man grieve at the Let her have needful, but not lavish, means; 24 Not the king's crown, nor the deputed sword, 60 There shall be order for 't. The marshal's truncheon, nor the judge's robe, 64 If he had been as you, and you as he, Ang. Pray you, be gone. Lucio. [Aside to ISAB.] Ay, touch him; there's Ang. Your brother is a forfeit of the law, |