Around the corner to see him work Drawing the waxed-end through with a jerk, And poked through knot-holes and pried through cracks; When he chanced to be dry, Stood always nigh, For Darius was sly! And whenever at work he happened to spy He let the dipper of water fly. "Take that! an' ef ever ye git a peep, Guess ye'll ketch a weasel asleep!" His big strong box : "The weasel's head is small an' trim, An' he is little an' long an' slim, An' quick of motion an' nimble of limb, An' ef you'll be Advised by me, Keep wide awake when ye 're ketchin' him!" So day after day He stitched and tinkered and hammered away, The greatest invention under the sun! "An' now," says Darius, “hooray fur some fun! " 'Twas the Fourth of July, And not a cloud was on all the sky, Save a few light fleeces, which here and there, Like foam on the ocean went floating by - An' practise a little on the wing." "Ain't goin' to see the celebration?" Guess ye better go." But Darius said, “No! Shouldn't wonder 'f you might see me, though, O' this jumpin', thumpin' pain'n my head." "I tell ye what! I'll fly a few times around the lot, To see how 't seems, then soon's I've got An' all creation, By flyin' over the celebration! Over their heads I'll sail like an eagle; I'll balance myself on my wings like a sea-gull; I'll dance on the chimbleys; I'll stand on the steeple ; I'll flop up to winders an' scare the people! I'll light on the liberty-pole, an' crow; Ah' I'll say to the gawpin' fools below, That I've come near?' Fur I'll make 'em b'lieve I'm a chap f'm the moon; An' I'll try a race 'ith their ol' balloon!" He crept from his bed; And, seeing the others were gone, he said, "I'm gittin' over the cold 'n my head." And away he sped, To open the wonderful box in the shed. His brothers had walked but a little way, "Don'o'the''s suthin' ur other to pay, Ef he hedn't got some machine to try." An' pay him fur tellin' us that yarn!" "Agreed!" Through the orchard they creep back, Along by the fences, behind the stack, And one by one, through a hole in the wall, In under the dusty barn they crawl, Dressed in their Sunday garments all; And a very astonishing sight was that, And Reuben slid The fastenings back, and the door undid. "Keep dark!" said he, "While I squint an' see what the' is to see. Iron breeches, and on the head No hat, but an iron pot instead, And under the chin the bail, (I believe they called the thing a helm,) Then sallied forth to overwhelm The dragons and pagans that plagued the realmSo this modern knight Prepared for flight, Put on his wings and strapped them tight- But more like the helm of a ship. "Hush!" Reuben said, He's opened the winder -I see his head! An' nobody near; Guess he don'o' who 's hid in here! He's riggin' a spring-board over the sill! Steppin' careful, he travels the length Of his spring-board, and teeters to try its strength. Now he stretches his wings, like a monstrous bat; Peeks over his shoulder, this way an' that, Fur to see 'f the' 's any one passin' by But the''s on'y a ca'f an' a goslin' nigh. To see The dragon! he's goin' to fly! Away he goes! Jimminy! what a jump! To the ground with a thump! Flutt'rin' an' flound’rin', all ʼn a lump!" So fell Darius. Upon his crown, In the midst of the barn-yard, he came down, Broken tail and broken wings, And what was that? Did the gosling laugh? And he hears the voice of Jotham crying, 66 Say, D'rius! how do you like flyin'?" Slowly, ruefully, where he lay, Darius just turned and looked that way, As he stanched his sorrowful nose with his cuff. "Wal, I like flyin' well enough," He said; “but the' ain't sich a thunderin' sight I just have room for the moral here: J. T. TROWBRIDGE. |