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And, where there are none except Ti- | With this kind of stuff one might end

tans, great stature

Is only the normal proceeding of nature.
What puff the strained sails of your
praise will you furl at, if
The calmest degree that you know is
superlative?

At Rome, all whom Charon took into
his wherry must,

As a matter of course, be well issimust and errimust,

A Greek, too, could feel, while in that

famous boat he tost,

That his friends would take care he was ιστοst and ωτατοst,

And formerly we, as through grave

yards we past,

Thought the world went from bad to worst fearfully fast;

Let us glance for a moment, 't is well worth the pains,

And note what an average graveyard contains;

There lie levellers levelled, duns done up themselves,

There are booksellers finally laid on their shelves,

Horizontally there lie upright politicians,

Dose-a-dose with their patients sleep faultless physicians,

There are slave-drivers quietly whipped underground,

There bookbinders, done up in boards,

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in his case,

lessly go on;

To come to the point, I may safely assert you

Will find in each yard every cardinal virtue ;*

Each has six truest patriots: four discoverers of ether,

Who never had thought on 't nor mentioned it either;

Ten poets, the greatest who ever wrote rhyme :

Two hundred and forty first men of their time:

One person whose portrait just gave the least hint

Its original had a most horrible squint : One critic, most (what do they call it?) reflective, | Who never had used the phrase ob- or subjective:

Forty fathers of Freedom, of whom twenty bred

Their

sons for the rice-swamps, at so much a head,

And their daughters for-faugh! thirty mothers of Gracchi :

Non-resistants who gave many a spiritual black-eye:

Eight true friends of their kind, one of whom was a jailer:

Four captains almost as astounding as Taylor:

Two dozen of Italy's exiles who shoot us his

Kaisership daily, stern pen-and-ink Brutuses,

Who, in Yankee back-parlors, with crucified smile,†

Mount serenely their country's funereal pile:

Ninety-nine Irish heroes, ferocious rebellers

'Gainst the Saxon in cis-marine garrets and cellars,

There seekers of office are sure of a Who shake their dread fists o'er the sea

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Who the happy profession of martyrdom | And now, as this offers an excellent text, I'll give 'em some brief hints on criticism next.'

take

Whenever it gives them a chance at a steak:

Sixty-two second Washingtons: two or three Jacksons:

And so many everythings-else that it racks one's

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So, musing a moment, he turned to the crowd,

And, clearing his voice, spoke as follows aloud:

"My friends, in the happier days of the muse,

We were luckily free from such things as reviews ;

Then naught came between with its fog to make clearer

The heart of the poet to that of his hearer;

Then the poet brought heaven to the people, and they

Felt that they, too, were poets in hear ing his lay;

Then the poet was prophet, the past in his soul

Precreated the future, both parts of one whole;

Then for him there was nothing too great or too small,

For one natural deity sanctified all; Then the bard owned no clipper and meter of moods

Save the spirit of silence that hovers and broods

O'er the seas and the mountains, the rivers and woods;

He

asked not earth's verdict, forgetting

the clods,

His soul soared and sang to an audience of gods;

'T was for them that he measured the thought and the line,

And shaped for their vision the perfect design,

With as glorious a foresight, a balance as true,

As

swung out the worlds in the infinite blue;

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And her whole upward soul in her coun- | Never mind what he touches, one shrieks

tenance glistening, Eurydice stood like a beacon unfired, Which, once touched with flame, will leap heav'nward inspired

And waited with answering kindle to mark

The first gleam of Orpheus that pained the red Dark.

Then painting, song, sculpture did more

than relieve

out Taboo!

And while he is wondering what he shall do,

Since each suggests opposite topics for song,

They all shout together you're right! and you're wrong!

"Nature fits all her children with something to do,

The need that men feel to create and He who would write and can't write, can

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surely review,

Can set up a small booth as critic and sell us his

Petty conceit and his pettier jealousies; Thus a lawyer's apprentice, just out of his teens,

Will do for the Jeffrey of six magazines ;

Having read Johnson's lives of the poets half through,

There's nothing on earth he's not competent to;

He reviews with as much nonchalance as he whistles,

He goes through a book and just picks out the thistles;

It matters not whether he blame or commend,

If he's bad as a foe, he's far worse as a friend:

Let an author but write what's above his poor scope,

He goes to work gravely and twists up a

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LETTER FROM BOSTON.

DEAR M.

December, 1846.

By way of saving time, I'll do this letter up in rhyme, Whose slim stream through four pages flows

Ere one is packed with tight-screwed prose,

Threading the tube of an epistle, Smooth as a child's breath through whistle.

The great attraction now of all Is the "Bazaar" at Faneuil Hall, Where swarm the anti-slavery folks As thick, dear Miller, as your jokes. There's GARRISON, his features very Benign for an incendiary, Beaming forth sunshine through his glasses

With her swift eyes of clear steel-blue,
The coiled-up mainspring of the Fair,
Originating everywhere

The expansive force without a sound
That whirls a hundred wheels around,
Herself meanwhile as calm and still
As the bare crown of Prospect Hill;
A noble woman, brave and apt,
Cumæan sibyl not more rapt,

a Who might, with those fair tresses shorn,
The Maid of Orleans' casque have worn,
Herself the Joan of our Ark,

On the surrounding lads and lasses,
(No bee could blither be, or brisker,) –
A Pickwick somehow turned John Ziska,
His bump of firmness swelling up
Like a rye cupcake from its cup.
And there, too, was his English tea-set,
Which in his ear a kind of flea set,
His Uncle Samuel for its beauty
Demanding sixty dollars duty,
('Twas natural Sam should serve his
trunk ill,

For G., you know, has cut his uncle,)
Whereas, had he but once made tea in 't,
His uncle's ear had had the flea in 't,
There being not a cent of duty
On any pot that ever drew tea.†

There was MARIA CHAPMAN, too,

* Mr. James Miller McKim.

When Mr. Garrison visited Edinburgh in 1846, a handsome silver tea-set was presented to him by his friends in that city. On the arrival of this gift at the Boston custom-house, it was charged with an enormous entrance duty which would have been remitted if the articles had

For every shaft a shining mark.

And there, too, was ELIZA FOLLEN,
Who scatters fruit-creating pollen
Where'er a blossom she can find
Hardy enough for Truth's north wind,
Each several point of all her face
Tremblingly bright with the inward

grace,

As if all motion gave it light
Like phosphorescent seas at night.

There jokes our EDMUND,‡ plainly son
Of him who bearded Jefferson,
A non-resistant by conviction,
But with a bump in contradiction,
So that whene'er it gets a chance
His pen delights to play the lance,
And-you may doubt it, or believe it-
Full at the head of Joshua Leavitt
The very calumet he'd launch,
And scourge him with the olive branch.
A master with the foils of wit,
'Tis natural he should love a hit;
A gentleman, withal, and scholar,
Only base things excite his choler,

ever been used. It was supposed that if the owner had not been the leader of the unpopular abolitionists, this heavy impost would not have been laid on a friendly British tribute to an emi

nent American.

+ Edmund Quincy.

And then his satire 's keen and thin
As the lithe blade of Saladin.
Good letters are a gift apart,
And his are gems of Flemish art,
True offspring of the fireside Muse,
Not a rag-gathering of news
Like a new hopfield which is all poles,
But of one blood with Horace Walpole's.

There, with one hand behind his back,
Stands PHILLIPS buttoned in a sack,
Our Attic orator, our Chatham;
Old fogies, when he lightens at 'em,
Shrivel like leaves; to him 't is granted
Always to say the word that's wanted,
So that he seems but speaking clearer
The tiptop thought of every hearer;
Each flash his brooding heart lets fall
Fires what's combustible in all,
And sends the applauses bursting in
Like an exploded magazine.
His eloquence no frothy show,
The gutter's street-polluted flow,
No Mississippi's yellow flood
Whose shoalness can't be seen
mud;-

A terrible denouncer he,
Old Sinai burns unquenchably
Upon his lips; he well might be a
Hot-blazing soul from fierce Judea,
Habakkuk, Ezra, or Hosea.
His words are red-hot iron searers,
And nightmare-like he mounts his hear

ers,

Spurring them like avenging Fate, or
As Waterton his alligator.

Hard by, as calm as summer even,
Smiles the reviled and pelted STEPHEN,
The unappeasable Boanerges
To all the Churches and the Clergies,
The grim savant who, to complete
His own peculiar cabinet,
Contrived to label 'mong his kicks
One from the followers of Hicks;
Who studied mineralogy

Not with soft book upon the knee,
But learned the properties of stones
By contact sharp of flesh and bones,
And made the experimentum crucis
for With his own body's vital juices;
A man with caoutchouc endurance,
A perfect gem for life insurance,
A kind of maddened John the Bap-
tist,

So simply clear, serenely deep,
So silent-strong its graceful sweep,
None measures its unrippling force
Who has not striven to stem its course;
How fare their barques who think to
play

With smooth Niagara's mane of spray,
Let Austin's total shipwreck say.*
He never spoke a word too much-
Except of Story, or some such,
Whom, though condemned by ethics
strict,

The heart refuses to convict.

Beyond, a crater in each eye,
Sways brown, broad-shouldered PILLS-
BURY,

Who tears up words like trees by the
roots,

A Theseus in stout cow-hide boots,
The wager of eternal war
Against that loathsome Minotaur
To whom we sacrifice each year
The best blood of our Athens here,
(Dear M., pray brush up your Lem-
priere.)

* On the occasion of the murder of Rev. Elijah P. Lovejoy, editor of an anti-slavery newspaper at Alton, Illinois, an indignation meeting was held in Boston, at which Mr. Austin, Attorney-General of Massachusetts, made a violent

To whom the harshest word comes apt

est,

Who, struck by stone or brick ill-starred,
Hurls back an epithet as hard,
Which, deadlier than stone or brick,
Has a propensity to stick.
His oratory is like the scream
Of the iron-horse's frenzied steam
Which warns the world to leave wide

space

For the black engine's swerveless race. Ye men with neckcloths white, I warn you

Habet a whole haymow in cornu.

A Judith there, turned Quakeress,
Sits ABBY in her modest dress,‡
Serving a table quietly,

As if that mild and downcast eye
Flashed never, with its scorn intense,
More than Medea's eloquence.
So the same force which shakes its dread
Far-blazing locks o'er Ætna's head,

pro-slavery speech, which called forth a crush
ing reply from Wendell Phillips, who theneefort!
became a main pillar of abolitionism.
† Stephen S. Foster.
+ Abby Kelley.

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