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“ the womb? If I have withheld the poor from « their desire, or have caused the eyes of the widow “ to fail, or have eaten my morsel myself alone, " and the fatherless have not eaten thereof: if I “ have seen any perish for want of clothing, or

any poor without covering : if his loins have not « blessed me, and if he were not warmed with the “ fleece of my sheep : If I have lift up my hand « against the fatherless, when I saw my help in 6 the gate ; then let mine arm fall from my shoul“ der-blade, and mine arm be broken from the bone. “ If I have rejoiced at the destruction of him that “ hated me, or lift up myself when evil found him : 6 neither have I suffered my mouth to sin, by wish« ing a curse to his soul. The stranger did not “ lodge in the street ; but I opened my doors to " the traveller. If my land cry against me, or that $6 the furrows likewise thereof complain : if I have 56 eaten the fruits thereof without money, or have 66 caused the owners thereof to lose their life : let 6 thistles grow instead of wheat, and cockle instead * of barley."

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a woman.

Mr. Spectator, • I AM but too good a judge of your paper of the • 15th instant, which is a master-piece ; I mean that • of Jealousy ; but I think it unworthy of you to o speak of that torture in the breast of a man, and not to mention also the pangs of it in the heart of

You have very judiciously, and with the greatest penetration imaginable, considered it as

woman is the creature of whom the diffidence is 6 raised; but not a word of a man, who is so unmer6 ciful as to move jealousy in his wife, and not care 6 whether she is so or not. It is possible you may

not believe there are such tyrants in the world ; but • alas, I can tell you of a man who is ever out of « humour in his wife's company, and the pleasantest

man in the world every where else; the greatest sloven at home when he appears to none but his

family, and most exactly well-dressed in all other • places. Alas, Sir, is it of course, that to deliver sones self wholly into a man's power without pos

sibility of appeal to any other jurisdiction but his ( own reflections, is so little an obligation to a Gen« tleman, that he can be offended and fall into a rage, • because my heart swells tears into my eyes when • I see him in a cloudy mood ? I pretend to no suc

cour, and hope for no relief but from himself; and yet he that hath sense and justice in every thing else, never reflects, that to come home only to sleep off an intemperance, and spend all the time

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• he is there as if it were a punishment, cannot but

give the anguish of a jealous mind. He always • leaves his home as if he were going to court, and é returns as if he were entering a gaol. I could add

to this, that from his company and his usual discourse, he does not scruple being thought an aban

doned man, as to his morals. Your own imagina• tion will say enough to you concerning the condi(tion of me his wife ; and I wish you would be so

good as to represent to him, for he is not ill-na"tured, and reads you much, that the moment I < hear the door shut after him, I throw myself upon

my bed, and drown the child he is so fond of with

my tears, and often frighten it with my cries; " that I curse my being ; that I run to my glass all

over bathed in sorrows, and help the utterance of my inward anguish by beholding the gush of my own calamities as my tears fall from my eyes.

This looks like an imagined picture to tell you, but « indeed this is one of my pastimes. Hitherto I

have only told you the general temper of • but how shall I give you an account of the distrac(tion of it ? Could you but conceive how cruel I am

one moment in my resentment, and at the ensuing ( minute, when I place him in the condition my an

ger would bring him to, how compassionate ; it ( would give you some notion how miserable I am, 6 and how little I deserve it. When I remonstrate

with the greatest gentleness that is possible against (unhandsome appearances, and that married persons

are under particular rules ; when he is in the best

humour to receive this, I am answered only, that • I expose my own reputation and sense if I

appear • jealous. I wish, good Sir, you would take this into o serious consideration, and admonish husbands and (wives what terms they ought to keep towards each o other. Your thoughts on this important subject

will have the greatest reward, that which descends

my mind,

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bon such as feel the sorrows of the afflicted. Cive me leave to subscribe myself,

• Your unfortunate,
( humble servant,

CELINDA.

I had it in my thoughts, before I received the letter of this lady, to consider this dreadful passion in the mind of a woman ; and the smart she seems to feel does not abate the inclination I had to recommend to husbands a more regular behaviour, than to give the most exquisite of torments to those who love them, nay, whose torment would be abated if they did not love them.

It is wonderful to observe how little is made of this inexpressible injury, and how easily men get into an habit of being least agreeable where they are most obliged to be so. But this subject deserves a distinct speculation, and I shall observe for a day or two the behaviour of two or three happy pairs I am acquainted with, before I pretend to make a system of conjugal morality. I design in the first place to go a few miles out of town, and there I know where to meet one who practises all the parts of a fine gentleman in the duty of an husband. When he was a bachelor, much business made him particularly negligent in his habit ; but now there is no young lover living so exact in the care of his person. One who asked why he was so long washing his mouth, and so delicate in the choice and wearing of his linen, was answered, because there is a woman of merit obliged to receive me kindly, and I think it incumbent upon me to make her inclination go along with her duty.

If a man would give himself leave to think, he would not be so unreasonable as to expect debauchery and innocence could live in commerce together; or hope that flesh and blood is capable of so strict an allegiance, as that a fine woman must go on to improve

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herself until she is as good and impassive as an angel, only to preserve a fidelity to a brute and a satyr. The lady who desires me for her sake to end one of my papers with the following letter, I am persuaded thinks such a perseverance very impracticable.

• HUSBAND, « STAY more at home. I know where

you

visited • at seven of the clock on Thursday evening. The • colonel, whom you charged me to see no more, is in town. T

« MARTHA HOUSEWIFE.'

No. CLXXIX. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25.

Centuriæ seniorum agitant expertia frugis:
Celsi prætereunt austera poëmata Rhamnes.
Omne tulit punctum qui miscuit utile dulci,
Lectorem delectando, pariterque monendo.

HOR.

Old age explodes all but morality:
Austerity offends aspiring youth:
But he that joins instruction with delight,
Profit with pleasure, carries all the votes. ROSCOMNON.

Í MAY cast my readers under two general divisions, the Mercurial and the Saturnine. The first are the gay part of my disciples, who require speculations of wit and humour; the others are those of a more solemn and sober turn, who find no pleasure but in papers of morality and sound sense. The former call every thing that is serious, stupid ; the latter look upon every thing as impertinent that is ludicrous. Were I always grave, one half of my

readers would fall off from me: were I always merry I should

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