But hold-let me pause-don't I hear you pro nounce, This tale of the bacon's a damnable bounce; Well, suppose it a bounce-sure a poet may try, By a bounce now and then, to get courage to fly. But, my lord, it's no bounce: I protest, in my turn, It's a truth, and your lordship may ask Mr. Burn'. There's H-d, and C-y, and H-rth, and H—ff, 1 Lord Clare's nephew. But hang it to poets who seldom can eat, An under-bred, fine-spoken fellow was he, And he smil❜d as he look'd at the ven'son and me. "What have we got here?-Why this is good eating! Your own, I suppose-or is it in waiting?" Why whose should it be?" cry'd I with a flounce; "I get these things often❞—but that was a bounce: "Some lords, my acquaintance, that settle the nation, Are pleas'd to be kind-but I hate ostentation." "If that be the case then," cry'd he, very gay, "I'm glad I have taken this house in my way. To-morrow you dinner with me; take a poor No words-I insist on't-precisely at three: We'll have Johnson, and Burke; all the wits will be there; My acquaintance is slight, or I'd ask my lord Clare. And, now that I think on't, as I am a sinner! We wanted this ven'son to make out a dinner. What say you-a pasty; it shall, and it must, And my wife, little Kitty, is famous for crust. Here, porter-this ven'son with me to Mile-end; No stirring, I beg—my dear friend-my dear friend!" Thus snatching his hat, he brush'd off like the wind, And the porter and eatables follow'd behind. Left alone to reflect, having emptied my shelf, And "nobody with me at sea but myself1;" Tho' I could not help thinking my gentleman hasty, Yet Johnson, and Burke, and a good venison pasty, Were things that I never dislik'd in my life, Tho' clogg'd with a coxcomb, and Kitty his wife. 1 See the letters that passed between his royal highness Henry Duke of Cumberland, and Lady Grosvenor-12o, 1769. So next day in due splendor to make my approach, I drove to his door in my own hackney-coach. When come to the place where we were all to dine, (A chair-lumber'd closet just twelve feet by nine) My friend bade me welcome, but struck me quite dumb With tidings that Johnson and Burke would not come; "For I knew it," he cried, " both eternally fail, The one with his speeches, and t'other with Thrale. But no matter, I'll warrant we'll make up the party, With two full as clever, and ten times as hearty. The one is a Scotchman, the other a Jew, They're both of them merry, and authors like you; The one writes the Snarler, the other the Scourge; Some think he writes Cinna-he owns to Panurge." While thus he describ'd them by trade and by name, They enter'd, and dinner was serv'd as they came. At the top a fried liver and bacon were seen, At the bottom was tripe, in a swinging tureen; F At the sides there were spinnage and pudding made hot; In the middle a place where the pasty-was not. rogue, With his long-winded speeches, his smiles, and his brogue, And," Madam," quoth he, " may this bit be my poison, A prettier dinner I never set eyes on; Pray a slice of your liver, though, may I be curst But I've eat of your tripe till I'm ready to burst." "The tripe," quoth the Jew, with his chocolate cheek, "I could dine on this tripe seven days in a week: I like these here dinners so pretty and small; But your friend there, the doctor, eats nothing at all." |