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jealous rotten bell-wether: next, to be compassed like a good bilbo*, in the circumference of a peck, hilt to point, heel to head: and then, to be stopped in, like a strong distillation, with stinking clothes that fretted in their own grease: think of that -a man of my kidney,--think of that; that am as subject to heat as butter; a man of continual dissolution and thaw; it was a miracle to 'scape suffocation. And in the height of this bath, when I was more than half stewed in grease, like a Dutch dish, to be thrown into the Thames, and cooled, glowing hot, in that surge, like a horse-shoe; think of that; -hissing hot,-think of that, master Brook.
Ford. In good sadness t, sir, I am sorry that for my sake you have suffered all this. My suit then is desperate; you'll undertake her no more.
Fal. Master Brook, I will be thrown into Ætna, as I have been into the Thames, ere I will leave her thus. Her husband is this morning gone a birding : I have received from her another embassy of meeting ; 'twixt eight and nine is the hour, master Brook.
Ford. 'Tis past eight already, sir.
Fal. Is it? I will then address mef to my appointment. Come to me at your convenient leisure, and you shall know how I speed; and the conclusion shall be crowned with your enjoying her: adieu. You shall have her, master Brook; master Brook, you shall cuckold Ford.
[Exit. Ford. Hum ! ha! is this a vision ? is this a dream? do I sleep? Master Ford, awake; awake, master Ford ; there's a hole made in your best coat, master Ford. This 'tis to be married ! this 'tis to have linen, and buck-baskets !-Well, I will proclaim myself what I am : I will now take the lecher; he is at my house : he cannot 'scape me; 'tis impossible he should; he cannot creep into a half-penny purse, nor into a pepper-box: but, lest the devil that guides him should aid him, I will search impossible places. Though what I am I cannot avoid, yet to be what I would not, shall not make me tame : if I have horns to make one mad, let the proverb go with me, I'll be horn mad.
* Bilboa, where the best blades are made. t Seriousness.
Make myself ready.
SCENE I. The Street.
Enter Mrs. Page, Mrs. Quickly, and William..
Mrs. Page. Is he at master Ford's already, think'st thou?
Quick. Sure he is by this; or will be presently: but truly, he is very courageous * mad, about his throwing into the water. Mistress Ford desires you to come suddenly.
Mrs. Page. I'll be with her by and by; I'll but bring my young man here to school : look, where his master comes ; 'tis a playing-day, I see.
Enter Sir Hugh Evans. How now, Sir Hugh? no school to-day?
Eva. No; master Slender is let the boys leave to play.
Quick. Blessing of his heart!
Mrs. Page. Sir Hugh, my husband says, my son profits nothing in the world at his book : I pray you, ask him some questions in his accidence.
Eva. Come hither, William; hold up your head; come.
Mrs. Page. Come on, sirrah; hold up your head; answer your master, be not afraid.
Eva. William, how many numbers is in nouns ? Will. Two.
Quick. Truly, I thought there had been one number more ; because they say, od's nouns.
Eva. Peace your tattlings. What is fair, William ?
Quick. · Poulcats ! there are fairer things than poulcats, sure.
Eva. You are a very simplicity 'oman ; I pray you, peace. What is lapis, William ?
Will. A stone.
Eva. No, it is lapis ; I pray you remember in your prain.
Eva. That is good, William. What is he, William, that does lend articles ?
Will. Articles are borrowed of the pronoun; and be thus declined, Singulariter, nominativo, hic, hæc, hoc.
Eva. Nominativo, hig, hag, hog; pray you, mark: genitivo, hujus : Well, what is your accusative case ?
Will. Accusativo, hinc.
Eva. I pray you, have your remembrance, child; Accusativo, hing, hang, hog.
Quick Hang hog is Latin for bacon, I warrant
Eva. Leave your prabbles, 'oman. What is the focative case, William ?
Will. 0-Vocativo, 0.
Quick. Vengeance of Jenny's case ! fie on her! never name her, child, if she be a whore.
Eva. For shame, 'oman.
Quick. You do ill to teach the child such words : he teaches him to hick and to hack, which they'll do fast enough of themselves ; and to call horum :
fie upon you !
Eva. 'Oinan, art thou lunatics ? hast thou no understandings for thy cases, and the numbers of the genders ? Thou art as foolish Christian creatures as I would desires.
Mrs. Page. Pr’ythee, hold thy peace.
Eva. Show me now, William, some declensions of your pronouns. ;
Will. Forsooth, I have forgot.
Eva. It is ki, kæ, kod ; if you forget your kies, your kæs, and your cods, you must be preeches*. Go your ways, and play, go.
Mrs. Page. He is a better scholar than I thought he was.
Eva. He is a good spragt memory. Farewell, mistress Page.
Mrs. Page. Adieu, good sir Hugh. [Exit Sir Hugh.] Get you home, boy.--Come, we stay too long.
A room in Ford's house. . Enter Falstaff and Mrs. Ford. Fal. Mistress Ford, your sorrow hath eaten up my sufferance: I see, you are obsequious I in your love, and I profess requital to a hair's breadth ; not only, mistress Ford, in the simple office of love, but in all the accoutrement, complement, and ceremony of it. But are you sure of your husband now?
Mrs. Ford. He's a birding, sweet Sir John..
Mrs. Page. [Within.] What hoa, gossip Ford ! what hoa ! Mrs. Ford. Step into the chamber, Sir John.
Exit Falstaff. * Breeched, i. e. Aogged. + Apt to learn. Sorrowful.
Enter Mrs. Page, Mrs. Page. How now, sweetheart? who'sat home beside yourself?
Mrs. Ford. Why, none but mine own people.
Mrs. Page. Truly, I am so glad you have nobody here.
Mrs. Ford. Why?
Mrs. Page. Why, woman, your husband is in his old lunes * again : he so takes on yonder with my husband; so rails against all married mankind; so curses all Eve's daughters, of what complexion 50ever; and so buffets himself on the forehead, crying, Peer out, peer out +! that any madness I ever yet beheld, seemed but tameness, civility, and patience, to this his distemper he is in now : I am glad the fat knight is not here. Mrs. Ford. Why, does he talk of him?
Mrs. Page, Of none but him; and swears, he was carried out, the last time he searched for him, in a basket : protests to my husband, he is now here ; and hath drawn him and the rest of their company from their sport, to make another experiment of his suspicion : but I am glad the knight is not here; now he shall see his own foolery.
Mrs. Ford. How near is he, mistress Page ?
Mrs. Page, Hard by; at street end; he will be here anon.
Mrs. Ford. I am undone !--the knight is here.
Mrs. Page. Why, then you are utterly shamed, and he's but a dead man. What a woman are you ! -Away with him, away with him; better shame than murder,
Mrs. Ford. Which way should he go? how should I bestow him ? Shall I put him into the basket again.?
* Mad fits
+ As children call on a snail to push forth his horas.