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your lordship, I should have nothing new to say upon any other character of distinction. I am,

My Lord,
Your Lordship’s
most obedient,

most devoted,

humble servant,

THE SPECTATOR.

VOL. I.

VOL. I.

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SPECT A T O R.

No. I. THURSDAY, MARCH 1, 1710-11.

Non fumum ex fulgore, sed ex fumo dare lucem
Cogitat, ut speciosa dehinc miracula promat.

Hor,

One with a flash begins, and ends in smoke;,
The other out of smoke brings glorious light,
And (without raising expectation high)
Surprizes us with dazzling miracles. ROSCOMMON.

I HAVE observed, that a reader seldom peruses a book with pleasure, till he knows whether the writer of it be a black or a fair man, of a mild or choleric disposition, married or a bachelor; with other particulars of the like nature, that conduce very much to the right understanding of an author. To gratify this curiosity, which is so natural to a reader, I design this paper and my next as prefatory discourses to my following writings, and shall give yome account in them of the several persons that are engaged in this work. As the chief trouble of compiling, digesting, and correcting, will fall to my share, I must do myself the justice to open the work with my own history.

I was born to a small hereditary estate, which, ac. cording to the tradition of the village where it lies, was bounded by the same hedges and ditches in William the Conqueror's time that it is at present, and has been delivered down from father to son whole and entire, without the loss or acquisition of a single field or meadow, during the space of six hundred years. There runs a story in the family, that when my mo. ther was gone with child of me about three months, she dreamt that she was brought-to-bed of a Judge : Whether this might proceed from a law-suit which was then depending in the family, or my father's being a justice of the peace, I cannot determine; for I am not so vain as to think it presaged any dignity that I should arrive at in my future life, thcugh that was the interpretation which the neighbourhood put upon it. The gravity of iny behaviour at my very first appearance in the world, and all the time that I sucked, seemed to favour my mother's dream ; for she has often told me, I threw away my rattle before I was two months old, and would not make use of my coral until they had taken away the bells from it.

As for the rest of my infancy, there being nothing in it reinarkable, I shall pass it over in silence. I find, that, during my nonage, I had the reputation of a very sullen youth; but was always a favourite of my schoolmaster, who used to say, “ that my parts were solid, - and would wear well.” I had not been long at the university, before I distinguished myself by a most profound silence; for during the space of eight years, except in the public exercises of the college, I scarce uttered the quantity of an hundred words; and, indeed, do not remember that I ever spoke three sentences together in my whole life. Whilst I was in this learned body, I applied myself with so much diligence to my studies, that there are very few cele. brated books, either in the learned or the modern tongues which I am not acquainted with,

Upon the death of my father, I was resolved to travel into foreign countries; and therefore left the university, with the character of an odd, unaccountable fellow, that had a great deal of learning, if I would but shew it. An insatiable thirst after knowledge carried me into all the countries of Europe, in which thure

was any thing new or strange to be seen; nay, to such a degree was my curiosity raised, that having read the controversies of some great men concerningthe antiquities of Egypt, I made a voyage to Grand Cairo, on purpose to take the measure of a pyramid; and as soon as I had set myself right in that particular, returned to my native country with great satisfaction.

I have passed my latter years in this city, where I am frequently seen in most public places, though there are not above half a dozen of my select friends that know me; of whom my next paper shall give a more particular account. There is no place of general resort, wherein I do not often make my appearance; sometimes I am seen thrusting my head into a round of politicians at Will's, and listening with great attention to the narratives that are made in those little circular audiences. Sometimes I smoke a pipe at Child's, and, whilst I seem attentive to nothing but the Postman, overhear the conversation of every table in the room. I appear on Sunday nights at St. James' coffee-house; and sometimes join the little committee of politics in the inner room, as one who comes there to hear and improve. My face is likewise very well known at the Greciani, the Cocoa-Tree, and in the theatres both of Drury-Lane and the Hay-Market. I have been taken for a merchant upon the Exchange for above these ten years,and sometimes pass for a Jew in the assembly of stock-jobbers at Jonathan's. In short, wherever I see a cluster of people, I always mix with them, though I never open my lips but in my own club.

Thus I live in the world rather as a spectator of mankind, than as one of the species; by which means I have made myself a speculative statesman, soldier, merchant, and artisan, without ever meddling with any practical part in life. I am very well versed in the theory of a husband or a father; and can discern the errors in the economy, business, and diversion of

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