own, that nothing can be more useful or laudable, than the scheme we go upon. To avoid nicknames and witticisms, we call ourselves the Hebdomadal Meeting: our President continues for a year at least, and sometimes four or five: we are all grave, serious, designing men, in our way we think it our duty, as far as in us lies, to take care the constitution receives no harm-" Ne quid detrimenti Res 'capiat publica"-To censure doctrines or facts, persons or things, which we do not like; to settle the 'nation at home, and carry on the war abroad, where and in what manner we see fit. If other people are not of our opinion, we cannot help that. It were better they were. Moreover, we now and then condescend to direct, in some measure, the little af 'fairs of our own University. Verily, Mr. Spectator, we are much offended at the act for importing French wines: a bottle or two of good solid edifying port at honest George's made a night cheerful, and threw off reserve. But this plaguy French claret will not only cost us more money, but do us less good: had we been aware of it, before it had gone too far, I must tell you, we would • have petitioned to be heard upon that subject. But let that pass. I must let you know likewise, good Sir, that we 'look upon a certain northern prince's march, in con'junction with infidels, to be palpably against our ' good-will and liking, and, for all Monsieur Palmquist, a most dangerous innovation; and we are by no means yet sure, that some people are not at the 'bottom of it. At least, my own private letters leave no room for a politician, well versed in matters of this nature, to suspect as much as a penetrating 'friend of mine tells me. 6 We think we have at last done the business with the malecontents in Hungary, and shall clap up a peace there. 193 What the neutrality army is to do, or what the army in Flanders, and what two or three other ' princes, is not yet fully determined among us: and we wait impatiently for the coming-in of the next Dyer, who, you must know, is our authentic intel( ligence, our Aristotle in politics. And it is indeed 'but fit there, should be some dernier resort, the ab'solute decider of all controversies. We were lately informed, that the gallant trained'bands had patrolled all night long about the streets ' of London: we indeed could not imagine any occasion for it, we guessed not a tittle of it aforehand, we were in nothing of the secret; and that city tradesmen, or their apprentices, should do duty, or work, during the holidays, we thought absolutely impossible. But Dyer being positive in it, and some letters from other people, who had talked with some 'who had it from those who should know, giving some countenance to it, the chairman reported from 'the committee, appointed to examine into that affair, that it was possible there might be something in it. I have much more to say to you, but my two good 'friends and neighbours, Dominick and Slyboots, are just come in, and the coffee's ready. I am, in the ་ mean time, Mr. Spectator, Your admirer and humble servant, YOU may observe the turn of their minds tends only to novelty, and not satisfaction in any thing. It would be disappointment to them, to come to certainty in any thing, for that would gravel them, and put an end to their enquiries, which dull fellows do not make for information, but for exercise. I do not know but this may be a very good way of accounting for what we frequently see, to wit, that dull fellows prove very good men of business. Business relieves them from their own natural heaviness, by furnishing them with what to do: whereas business to mercurial men, is an interruption from their real existence and happiness. Though the dull part of mankind are harmless in their amusements, it were to be wished they had no vacant time, because they usually undertake something that makes their wants conspicuous, by their manner of supplying them. You shall seldom find a dull fellow of good education, but (if he happens to have any leisure upon his hands) will turn his head to one of those two amusements, for all fools of eminence, politics or poetry. The former of these arts, is the study of all dull people in general; but when dulness is lodged in a person of a quick animal life, it generally exerts itself in poetry. One might here mention a few military writers, who give great entertainment to the age, by reason that the stupidity of their heads is quickened by the alacrity of their hearts. This constitution in a dull fellow, gives vigour to nonsense, and makes the puddle boil, which would otherwise stagnate. The British Prince, that celebrated poem, which was written in the reign of king Charles the second, and deservedly called by the wits of that age incomparable, was the effect of such an unhappy genius as we are speaking of. From among many other distichs, no less to be quoted on this account, I cannot but recite the two following lines; A painted vest prince Voltager had on, Which from a naked Pict his grandsire won. Here if the poet had not been vivacious, as well as stupid, he could not, in the warmth and hurry of nonsense, have been capable of forgetting that neither prince Voltager, nor his grand-father, could strip a naked man of his doublet; but a fool of a colder con stitution would have staid to have flea'd the Pict, and made buff of his skin for the wearing of the conque ror. To bring these observations to some useful purpose of life, what I would propose should be that we imitated those wise nations, wherein every man learns some handicraft-work. Would it not employ a beau prettily enough, if, instead of eternally playing with a snuff-box, he spent some part of his time in making one? Such a method as this would very much conduce to the public emolument, by making every man living good for something; for there would then be no one member of human society, but would have some little pretensions for some degree in it; like him who came to Will's coffee-house, upon the merit of having writ a posy of a ring. R. No. XLIV. FRIDAY, APRIL 20. Tu, quid ego & populus mecum desideret, audi. "HOR. Now hear what ev'ry auditor expects. RoscoMMON. AMONG the several artifices which are put in practice by the poets to fill the minds of an audience with terror, the first place is due to thunder and lightning, which are often made use of at the descending of a god, or the rising of a ghost, at the vanishing of a devil, or the death of a tyrant. I have known a bell introduced into several tragedies with good effect; and have seen the whole assembly in a very great alarm all the while it has been ringing. But there is nothing which delights and terrifies our English theatre so much as a ghost, especially when he appears in a bloody shirt. A spectre has very often saved a play, though he has done nothing but stalked across the stage, or rose through a cleft of it, and sunk again without speaking one word. There may be a proper season for these several terrors; and when they only come in as aids and assistances to the poet, they are not only to be excused, but to be applauded. Thus the sounding of the clock in Venice Preserv'd, makes the hearts of the whole audience quake; and conveys a stronger terror to the mind than it is possible for words to do. The appearance of the ghost in Hamlet is a master-piece in its kind, and wrought up with all the circumstances that can create either attention or horror. The mind of the reader is wonderfully prepared for his reception by the discourses that precede it: his dumb behaviour at his first entrance strikes the imagination very strongly; but every time he enters, he is still more terrifying. Who can read the speech with which young Hamlet accosts him, without trembling. Hor. Look, my Lord, it comes! Ham. Angels and ministers of grace defend us! Bring with thee airs from heav'n, or blasts from hell; Thou com'st in such a questionable shape, That I will speak to thee. I'll call thee Hamlet, |