Full as George Rose's cup; My sister Peg seeks peace in pray'r, The Nation's debt too, on the slate, I dream'd last night a luckless Bear, And take their posts with gladness. Ah, no!' the suffering Beast replied; And fill'd with my best juices: Divine some cure to solace me, I've tried both Whigs and Tories: Then thus the radiant God began: "The Ins and Outs are, to a man, But ADVERTISEMENT EXTRAORDINARY! But birds of the same feather: While Wy grins, and G-e pouts, CARD-TABLE EPITAPH. 75 P. A ON A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, WHOSE RUIN BY BEING GREAT FREQUENTER OF CLUBS OCCASIONED HER PREMATURE DEATH. CLA [From the Morning Chronicle, Nov. 20.] LARISSA reign'd the queen of hearts, J. B. ON THE FRENCH TYRANT'S BURNING DECREE. [From the Morning Post, Nov. 23.] FELL Buonaparte, mad with savage ire, To rapine and to murder now adds fire; ADVERTISEMENT EXTRAORDINARY! SAM Scribble takes this method of introducing himself to public notice. His friends and enemies are informed, that he has taken that large and airy waterproof garret opposite the sign of the " Cat and Fiddle," where he intends to establish himself as an Author, for the accommodation of the Treasury Journals exclusively; and, from the dulness and insipidity of their columns at present, he has every reason to believe that they will consider him a very valuable acquisition. He has just received from the Head-quarters of the Allied Army in Portugal, via Lisbon, a few interesting articles, among which are five different modes of starving Massena; to one of which is prefixed, a Plan for hedging in the Cuckoo. **These articles are all entitled to drawback, and will be sold cheap. IN THE PRESS, The following valuable works, by Mr. Scribble: No. 1.-A Treatise upon Invasion, by King Joachim Murat; showing how an army may be safely landed upon an enemy's territory, and may be kept there. This work, which is dedicated to General Sir John Stuart, is adorned with plates; including a view of Scylla and Charybdis; and the French Sportsman, who cleared the ditch by falling over his horse's head, leaving the animal behind. No. 2.-A Supplement to the Pantheon; or, An Account of a "monstrous Deity," unknown to the ancient Mythologists, yeleped the Majesty of the People." He has a thousand heads, a thousand tongues, and a thousand hands: he has also a thousand feet, with which he sometimes kicks ambitious demagogues into the gulf of public contempt. No. 3-The Nineteenth Edition of that valuable work, entitled "Claw me, and I'll claw you; or, The old System of indirect Puffing, as successfully practised by the Morning Post and the Morning Chronicle." In 49 volumes, chiefly composed from those two papers. This work will be sold by weight, with an allowance of 75 per cent. tare. No. 4.-Beauties of the same two precious Journals! The novelty of this book will sufficiently recommend it. The buyer will receive a good Microscope gratis, to enable him to enjoy his purchase, the beauties not being legible to common eyes! N.B. LINES ON A QUOTATION FROM HORACE. 77 N. B. Essays, Squibs, &c. prepared on the shortest notice. Nov. 28. MARRIED-Lately, at Dumfries, the Lady Auchterfardle, to David Cushnie, Esq. of Overdum-fifidling, in the county of Dumfries. EPITHALAMIUM CELTICUM. OverðumfifiDLING'S Heir, David Cushnie, 'clept Esquire, Passionately did admire. Sought fair Auchterfardle's hand- Auld Dumfries! thy crest now rear, Make fair Auchterfardle happy! [From the Morning Chronicle, Nov. 29.] LINES, OCCASIONED BY A QUOTATION FROM HORACE, IN LATE DEBATE: O navis, referent in mare te novi [From the same, Dec. 3.} LL-fated ship, by tempests torn, ILL On wild and heady currents borne, "T were wise the peaceful port to keep While angry winds the ocean sweep! E 3 3 Thy Thy timbers strain'd, thy tackle rent, R. R. BE EPITAPH ON DRYANDER. [From the same, Dec. 8.] ENEATH this humble tombstone lie Long us'd o'er botany to rule, Varieties ad usque decies; Who left his native garden, Sweden, Where struck, and when, he knew them all. |