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AIR.

O Gloster! hence the sage's aim,
The scholar's toil, the statesman's fame,
The flaming sword, still ready found
To guard the Paradise around—
Here in their last retreat are seen

The peaceful Arts, the Classic Muse;
And heavenly Wisdom here her light serene,
Her holy calm can still diffuse.

AIR AND CHORUS.

No common cause, no vulgar sway
Now, Gloster, claim thy gen'rous zeal-
In England's bliss is Europe's stay,

And England's hope in Granta's weal.

AIR.

Thee have the marshall'd hosts of France
Seen on their firmest ranks advance ;
Thine was the soldier's fearless glow,
And thine the skill that watch'd around;
Sham'd and repuls'd, the conscious foe

The laurel gave, though Fortune frown'd ;.
And England heard, with loud acclaim,
The promise of thy youthful fame ;

DUET.

The modest Virtues on thy steps attend→
To thee the sons of grief and pain
For pity turn, nor turn in vain ;

The hapless African has call'd thee Friend-
Oh, ever thou the gen'rous cause defend!

CHORUS.

Pursue thy course!-an honest fame is thine-
And Granta still shall bless the day,
Granta, that ever lov'd a Brunswick's name,
The honour'd day, that saw her thus consign
To thee the ensigns of her sway;

Thee, Guardian of her Laws, her Rights, her Fame,
Son of her matron Lore, Prince of her Monarch's Line.

THE

ON

THE DEJEUNE CHAMPETRE.

[From the Morning Herald, June 29.]

Say, why should Dutchesses engross our tongues?
Rise, honest Muse, and sing of Mrs. Lungs!

N Tuesday last, the Dowager Lungs, the most eminent Ballad Singer within the bills of mortality, gave her annual rout, at her wooden villa, in Tothill Fields, to all the fashion, beauty, and genius of the vicinity.

When the chimes of Westminster were announcing the death of day, the company began to arrive in taxed carts, buggies, and caravans. On alighting from their carriages, the parties were severally served with an antediluvian offering of gin and gingerbread, which the hostess delivered herself, with her accustomed dignity and grace. The saloon of her cottage ornée was aptly decorated (like the interior of the Luxembourg Palace) with the progress of individuak heroism on the naval side were the graven adventures of Kyd the Pirate; and on the land side were those of the dauntless, and, we trust, inimitable Jerry Abershaw. The niches of the apartment were filled with bottles of rum, aniseed, and Deady's proof gin; and, "not to speak it profanely," many a pair of ruby lips smacked with ecstacy, as they condescended (a modish phrase) to taste their contents, in rapid succession, and quick time!

In the potatoe-garden, au derriere, a beautiful awning was erected: this was illuminated at each corner with parish-lamps, and covered with two pair of dowlas sheets, to shield the votaries of pleasure from the chilling dews of the evening. When the company were seated, Dr. Bosky, a local Pedagogue (who officiated as the arbiter pro tempore, as he was the only visitor who had gone through the vulgar drudgery of learning

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learning to read), proposed to recite an Ode to his Tom Cat, which he had written in Sapphic measure, for the particular amusement of the Ladies. As the proposition passed nem. con. the rusty Author hemmed, stroked his cravat with symptoms of l'amour propre, and thus pompously began:

Who drives the mice away from Cheshire cheeses?
Who tells that rain will come whene'er he sneezes ?
Who claws the table's legs whene'er he pleases?

My Pussy!

Who, like a Lord, in Pleasure's rosy bower,
Will doze away full many an idle hour?
Who licks up all the cream, like men in power ?

My Pussy! |

Who creeps, by night, along the Bridewell walls,
And perks, and purs, when Grimalkina squalls,
And fears no censure while he caterwauls?

Who claims sweet modesty's unsullied meed?
When stern necessity impels the need,
Who scratches, decently, to hide the deed?

My Pussy!

My Pussy!

We lost the remaining stanzas of this matchless and delectable ode, because the covesse (hostess) threw a killing frown towards the ardent Bard, as significant that her delicacy had been invaded by the figurative tenour of the last verse; on which he prudently abandoned the recitation, and slunk, blushing, into the ranks of the beau monde !

Joe the Sandman now entertained the ladies with a comic imitation of the courtship of two cats in a gutter, in the manner of the celebrated Mr. Latb, the Comedian; after which Mr. O'Blarney vociferated the famous old Irish ballad of

"As my true-love and I went huffing together."

But

THE DEJEUNE CHAMPETRE.

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But the fair hostess checked the progress of this amatory ditty, by warmly observing, that it was too much about himself: "I does n't like a hegotist," said she. What a document for Sir John C!

At the end of the first course of pigs' cheeks and Chelsea buns, a letter was brought, post, from the Prad and Swimmer (Horse and Dolphin), in Hedge Lane, to apologize for the absence of Mister Molineux, who had set out for Yorkshire on that morning, on the top of the Highflyer, to be in ready training to meet Tom Crib in the Campus Martius. "How d-'d unlucky!" exclaimed the Ladies.

"Not at

all," answered Dr. Bosky; " for things, in general, Jooked black enough without him :" then, pointing to the portrait of the sinewy Negro, which was pasted over the fire-place, he emphatically ejaculated" Hic niger est, hunc tu Cribbe caveto."

By the way of intermezzo or Troja Ludus, the elegant hostess had provided that incomparable corps de ballet, called the Dancing Dogs, who presented us with the Siege of Troy, in a grand style: here was a dramatic lesson for the Mimi; as, unlike our modern tragedians, they appeared to feel, as well as act. This immortal siege was carried on with due vigour and decency, until one of the canine principals, who dishonoured Agamemnon, as his representative, made a faux pas in discipline, by slyly disemboguing upon Miss Flyblow's pantoufle; when the enraged Belle gave the poor animal such an Amazonian kick, as (in the heroic language of the Moniteur) sent him, like a tennis-ball, hors de combat!

Sic transit gloria mundi!

Saturday's pride is dead on Sunday!

As a treaty of marriage was on the tapis between Mr. Silverthumb the Bruiser, and Miss Wallup, the enamoured fair was requested to repeat the following invocatory

invocatory lines on the occasion, which the Doctor had taught her, as my aunt teacheth her parrot, by rote. It will be perceived that they are a free translation from a love-sick passage in Virgil, viz.

Huc ades, O formose puer. Tibi lilia plenis
Ecce ferunt Nympha calathis, &c.

Hither, dear Silverthumb, while nymphs prepare
Big wreaths of daisies for thy yellow hair :
Lo! piscatory Sal with strides advance,

Fairest of dames! the pride of Petty France!
But turn not to her, she's a shrew, and rude,

Her beads (eyes) shed murder, and her songs delude :
'Tis mine to offer you pearmains and nuts,
Unskinn'd by hunger, and unsmear'd by sluts !
Come, lovely Costermonger, hold me fast,

Make me thy pal (wife), and give me all thou hast ;
For who like thee can cut a swell (swagger), and then
Tickle the damoiselles, and mill (beat) the men ?

As the Ladies now began to wriggle, and show symptoms of saltation, the blind Fiddler was lifted upon one of the shelves of the corner cupboard, and country-dances were commenced in the ensuing order:

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It was intended to have had a Donkey-race; but as Asses were scarce in Tothill Fields, a Ñaumachia was substituted: it took place in a stagnant pond, near the Cowhouse, where two young sweeps were launched in washing-tubs, to splash each other into a state of

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