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If you should jump from off the pier you'd surely break your legs,
Perhaps your neck,- then Bogey'd have you, sure as eggs is eggs!
"Come home with me, my little man, come home with me and sup;
My landlady is Mrs. Jones, we must not keep her
There's roast potatoes at the fire, -enough for me and you,
Come home, you little vulgar Boy, - I lodge at No. 2."
I took him home to No. 2, the house beside "The Foy,"
"Pray be so good as go and fetch a pint of double X."
But Mrs. Jones was rather cross, she made a little noise, She said she did not like to wait on little vulgar Boys." She with her apron wiped the plates, and, as she rubbed the delf,
Said I "might go to Jericho, and fetch the beer myself.”
I did not go to Jericho, I went to Mr. Cobb, —
It was not so much for myself as for that vulgar child, And I said, "A pint of double X, and please to draw it mild!"
When I came back I gazed about,
I could not see my little friend, because he was not there!
I peeped beneath the table-cloth, beneath the sofa too, I said, You little vulgar Boy! why what's become of you?"
-I gazed on stool
I could not see my table-spoons, — I looked, but could
The little fiddle-patterned ones I use when I'm at tea; I could not see my sugar-tongs, my silver watch, — O dear!
I knew 't was on the mantelpiece when I went out
I could not see my Macintosh, it was not to be seen! Nor yet my best white beaver hat, broad-brimmed and lined with green;
My carpet-bag, my cruet-stand, that holds my sauce and soy,
My roast potatoes! - all are gone! -and so's that vulgar Boy!
I rang the bell for Mrs. Jones, for she was down below. "O Mrs. Jones, what do you think? ain't this a pretty go?
That little horrid vulgar Boy whom I brought here tonight
He's stolen my things and run away!" Says she, "And sarve you right!"
Next morning I was up betimes, I sent the Crier round,
All with his bell and gold-laced hat, to say I'd give a pound
To find that little vulgar Boy, who'd gone and used
But when the Crier cried, "O yes!" the people cried "O no!"
I went to "Jarvis' Landing-Place," the glory of the town,
There was a common sailor-man a-walking up and down,
The Sailor-man, he said he'd seen that morning on the
A son of something
't was a name I'd never heard
A little "gallows-looking chap," - dear me, what could he mean?
With a "carpet-swab," and "mucking-togs," and a hat turned up with green.
what that means
He spoke about his "precious eyes," and said he'd seen him "sheer,"
It's very odd that sailor-men should talk so very queer; And then he hitched his trousers up, as is, I'm told, their use,
It's very odd that sailor-men should wear those things so loose.
I did not understand him well, but think he meant to
He'd seen that little vulgar Boy, that morning, swim
In Captain Large's Royal George, about an hour before, And they were now, as he supposed "somewheres"
about the shore.
A landsman said, "I twig the chap, - he's been upon the Mill,
And 'cause he 'gammons' so the flats, ve calls him Veeping Bill!"
He said "he'd done me werry brown," and nicely "stowed the swag."
That's French, I fancy, for a hat, or else a carpet-bag.
I went and told the constable my property to track; He asked me if "I did not wish that I might get it back."
I answered, "To be sure I do! — it's what I'm come about."
He smiled and said, "Sir, does your mother know you're out?"
Not knowing what to do, I thought I'd hasten back to town,
And beg our own Lord Mayor to catch the boy who'd "done me brown."
His Lordship very kindly said he 'd try and find him out,
But he " rather thought that there were several vulgar boys about."
He sent for Mr. Whitehare there, and I described "the swag,"
My Macintosh, my sugar-tongs, my spoons, and carpetbag;
He promised that the New Police should all their powers employ,
But never to this hour have I beheld that vulgar Boy!
Remember, then, that when a boy I've heard my Grandma tell,
"BE WARNED IN TIME BY OTHERS' HARM, AND YOU SHALL DO FULL WELL!"
Don't link yourself with vulgar folks, who've got no fixed abode,
Tell lies, use naughty words, and say they "wish they may be blowed!"
Don't take too much of double X!-and don't at night go out
To fetch your beer yourself, but make the pot-boy bring your stout!
And when you go to Margate next, just stop and ring the bell,
Give my respects to Mrs. Jones, and say I'm pretty well!
Richard Harris Barham.