Hush, oh, hush, for mercy's sake The more I sing, the more you wake!" Two such nights, and I shall die! Lullaby, oh, lullaby! He'll be bruised, and so shall I,— How can I from bedposts keep, When I'm walking in my sleep?” "Lullaby, oh, lullaby! Sleep his very looks deny Lullaby, oh, lullaby; Nature soon will stupify— My nerves relax,-my eyes grow dim Who's that fallen-me or him?" A PLAIN DIRECTION. "Do you never deviate?"-John Bull. IN London once I lost my way In faring to and fro, And ask'd a little ragged boy The way that I should go ; He gave a nod, and then a wink, And told me to get there "Straight down the Crooked Lane, And all round the Square." I box'd his little saucy ears, But since I 've found that weary path Utopia is a pleasant place, But how shall I get there? 66 Straight down the Crooked Lane, And all round the Square." I've read about a famous town That drove a famous trade, Where Whittington walk'd up and found A fortune ready made. The very streets are paved with gold; But how shall I get there? 66 Straight down the Crooked Lane, And all round the Square." I've read about a Fairy Land, In some romantic tale, Where Dwarfs if good are sure to thrive And wicked Giants fail. My wish is great, my shoes are strong, But how shall I get there? "Straight down the Crooked Lane, And all round the Square." I've heard about some happy Isle, Where ev'ry man is free, And none can lie in bonds for life For want of L. S. D. Oh that's the land of Liberty! But how shall I get there? 66 Straight down the Crooked Lane, And all round the Square." I've dreamt about some blessed spot, Beneath the blessed sky, Where Bread and Justice never rise Too dear for folks to buy. It's cheaper than the Ward of Cheap, But how shall I get there? "Straight down the Crooked Lane, And all round the Square." They say there is an ancient House, As pure as it is old, Where Members always speak their minds, And votes are never sold. I'm fond of all antiquities, But how shall I get there? 66 Straight down the Crooked Lane, And all round the Square." They say there is a Royal Court Maintain'd in noble state, Where ev'ry able man, and good, Is certain to be great! I'm very fond of seeing sights, But how shall I get there? "Straight down the Crooked Lane, And all round the Square." They say there is a Temple too, Where Christians come to pray; But canting knaves and hypocrites, And bigots keep away. O! that's the parish church for me! But how shall I get there? "Straight down the Crooked Lane, And all round the Square." |