Smitten by breezes from the land of plague,
To me all vernal luxuries are fables,

O! where's the Spring in a rheumatic leg,
Stiff as a table's ?

I limp in agony—I wheeze and cough;
And quake with Ague, that great Agitator;
Nor dream, before July, of leaving off
My Respirator.

What wonder if in May itself I lack

A peg for laudatory verse to hang on?—— Spring, mild and gentle !-yes, a Spring-heeled Jack To those he sprang on.

In short, whatever panegyrics lie

In fulsome odes too many to be cited, The tenderness of Spring is all my eye, And that is blighted!

ODE.

ON A DISTANT PROSPECT OF CLAPHAM ACADEMY.

Ан me! those old familiar bounds!

That classic house, those classic grounds,

My pensive thought recalls!

What tender urchins now confine,

What little captives now repine,
Within yon irksome walls!

Ay, that's the very house! I know
Its ugly windows, ten a row!
Its chimneys in the rear!

And there's the iron rod so high,

That drew the thunder from the sky

And turned our table-beer!

THOMAS HOOD,

There I was birched! there I was bred!
There like a little Adam fed

From Learning's woeful tree!
The weary tasks I used to con!

The hopeless leaves I wept upon !—
Most fruitful leaves to me!

The summoned class!-the awful bow!-
I wonder who is master now
And wholesome anguish sheds !
How many ushers now employs,
How many maids to see the boys
Have nothing in their heads!

And Mrs. S***?-Doth she abet (Like Pallas in the palor) yet

Some favored two or threeThe little Crichtons of the hour, Her muffin-medals that devour, And swill her prize-bohea?

Ay, there's the playground! there's the lime,
Beneath whose shade in summer's prime
So wildly I have read !-

Who sits there now, and skims the cream
Of young Romance, and weaves a dream
Of Love and Cottage-bread ?

Who struts the Randall of the walk?
Who models tiny heads in chalk?

Who scoops the light canoe?

What early genius buds apace?

Where's Poynter? Harris? Bowers? Chase? Hal Baylis ? blithe Carew?

Alack! they're gone-a thousand ways!

And some are serving in "the Greys,"

And some have perished young!—

Jack Harris weds his second wife
Hal Baylis drives the wayne of life;

And blithe Carew-is hung!

Grave Bowers teaches ABC
To Savages at Owhyee;

Poor Chase is with the worms!-
All are gone-the olden breed !—
New crops of mushroom boys succeeds,
"And push us from our forms!"

Lo! where they scramble forth, and shout, And leap, and skip, and mob about,

At play where we have played!

Some hop, some run (some fall), some twine
Their crony arms; some in the shine,
And some are in the shade!

Lo there what mixed conditions run!
The orphan lad; the widow's son;
And Fortune's favored care-
The wealthy born, for whom she hath
Macadamized the future path-
The nabob's pampered heir!

Some brightly starred-some evil born—
For honor some, and some for scorn-
For fair or foul renown!

Good, bad, indifferent-none they lack!
Look, here's a white, and there's a black!
And there's a creole brown!

Some laugh and sing, some mope and weep,
And wish their frugal sires would keep
Their only sons at home;—

Some tease the future tense, and plan
The full-grown doings of the man,
And pant for years to come!

A foolish wish! There's one at hoop;
And four at fives! and five who stoop

The marble taw to speed!

And one that curvets in and out,
Reining his fellow-cob about,

Would I were in his steed!

Yet he would gladly halt and drop
That boyish harness off, to swop

With this world's heavy van—
To toil, to tug. O little fool!
While thou can be a horse at school
To wish to be a man!

Perchance thou deem'st it were a thing
To wear a crown-to be a king!

And sleep on regal down!

Alas! thou know'st not kingly cares;
Far happier is thy head that wears
That hat without a crown!

And dost thou think that years acquire
New added joys? Dost think thy sire
More happy than his son?

That manhood's mirth ?-O, go thy ways

Thy taws are brave!-thy tops are rare!

Our tops are spun with coils of care,

Our dumps are no delight!—

The Elgin marbles are but tame,

And 'tis at best a sorry game

To fly the Muse's kite!

Our hearts are dough, our heels are lead, Our topmost joys fall dull and dead,

Like balls with no rebound!

And often with a faded eye

We look behind, and send a sigh
Toward that merry ground!

Then be contented. Thou hast got
The most of heaven in thy young lot;

There's sky-blue in thy cup!

Thou 'lt find thy manhood all too fast-
Soon come, soon gone! and age at last
A sorry breaking up!

SCHOOL AND SCHOOL-FELLOWS.

W. MACKWORTH PRAED,

TWELVE years ago I made a mock

Of filthy trades and traffics:

I wondered what they meant by stock;
I wrote delightful sapphics:

I knew the streets of Rome and Troy,
I supped with fates and furies;

Twelve years ago I was a boy,
A happy boy at Drury's.

Twelve years ago!-how many a thought
Of faded pains and pleasures,

Those whispered syllables have brought
From memory's hoarded treasures!
The fields, the forms, the beasts, the books,
The glories and disgraces,

The voices of dear friends, the looks

Of old familiar faces.

Where are my

friends?—I am alone,

No playmate shares my beaker

Some lie beneath the church-yard stone,

And some before the Speaker;
And some compose a tragedy,

And some compose a rondo;

And some draw sword for liberty,

And some draw pleas for John Doe.

Tom Mill was used to blacken eyes,
Without the fear of sessions;
Charles Medler loathed false quantities,
As much as false professions;
Now Mill keeps order in the land,

A magistrate pedantic;

And Medler's feet repose unscanned
Beneath the wide Atlantic.

Wild Nick, whose oaths made such a din,
Does Dr. Martext's duty;

And Mullion, with that monstrous chin,
Is married to a beauty;