A guardian Sylph, the wanton sprite "Some shock of Fate is surely nigh," Exclaim'd the tim'rous maid: "What do these horrid dreams imply? My Cupid can't be dead!" She call'd her Cupid by his name, And jump'd into her lap. And now the best of brittle ware The kettle boil'd, and all prepar'd To give the morning treat, When Dick, the country beau, appear'd, And, bowing, took his seat. Well-chatting on, of that and this, With transport he demands the prize; A man must prove himself polite, So Richard strives with all his might But as he strove-O dire to tell! (And yet with grief I must) The table turn'd-the china fell, A heap of painted dust! "O fatal purport of my dream!" The fair afflicted cry'd, "Occasion'd (I confess my shame) By childishness and pride! "For in a kiss, or two, or three, No mischief could be found! Then had I been more frank and free, My china had been sound." TO MR. YES, Colin, 'tis granted, you flutter in lace, For folly and fashion you barter good sense, (If sense ever fell to your share) 'Tis enough you could pert petit maitre commence, Laugh-loiter-and lie with an air. No end you can answer, affections you 've none, Like a butterfly, bask'd for a while in the Sun, ON THE LATE ABSENCE OF MAY. THE rooks in the neighbouring grove Are cover'd no longer by May: Are silent, or plaintive each tone! And, as they chirp, low, to their young, They want of their goddess bemoan. No daisies, on carpets of green, O'er Nature's cold bosom are spread! Not a sweet-briar sprig can be seen, To finish this wreath for head: my Some flow'rets, indeed, may be found, But these neither blooming nor gay; The fairest still sleep in the ground, And wait for the coming of May. 'December, perhaps, has purloin'd Her rich, though fantastical geer; With Envy the Months may have join'd, And jostled her out of the year: Some shepherds, 'tis true, may repine, To see their lov'd gardens undress'd; But I-whilst my Phillida's mine, Shall always have May in my breast. AN EULOGIUM ON MASONRY. SAY, can the garter, or the star of state, Hail to the Craft, at whose serene command The gentle Arts in glad obedience stand: Whose magic stroke bids fell Confusion cease, And to the finish'd Orders yield its place; Who calls Creation from the womb of Earth, And gives imperial cities glorious birth. To works of art her merit 's not confin'd, She regulates the morals, squares the mind; Nor tease the sweet maid with your jargon of Corrects with care the tempest-working soul, chat, By her side as you saunter along; Your taste-your complexion-your this-and your that, Nor lisp out the end of your song. And points the tide of passions where to roll; O may her social rules instructive spread, Till Truth erect her long-neglected head; Till, through deceitful Night she dart her ray, And beam, full glorious, in the blaze of day! Till man by virtuous maxims learn to move; Till all the peopled world her laws approve, And the whole human race be bound in brother's love. PROLOGUES AND EPILOGUES. For faults that flow from habit more than nature, We'll blend, with honest mirth, some wholesome satire. Now for our bark-the vessel's tight and able! New built!-new rigg'd!-[Pointing to the scenes] with canvass-mast-and cable! Let her not sink,—or be unkindly stranded, Before the moral freight be fairly landed! For though with heart and band we heave together, 'Tis your kind plaudit must command the weather: Nor halcyon seas,-nor gentle gales attend us, Till this fair circle with their smiles befriend us. A PROLOGUE, SPOKE AT THE OPENING OF THE THEATRE AT YORK, AFTER IT WAS ELEGANTLY ENLARGED. ONCE on a time his earthly rounds patrolling, A PROLOGUE, ON OPENING THE THEATRE AT WHITBY THE ENSUING SEASON. (Your heathen gods were always fond of strolling) | O'ER the wild waves, unwilling more to roam, Jove rambled near the cot of kind Philemon, Philemon plac'd his godship close beside him, Taste, like great Jupiter, came here to try us, (Oft from the boxes we perceiv'd her spy us) Whether she lik'd us and our warm endeavours, Whether she found that we deserv'd her favours, I know not: but 'tis certain she commanded Our humble theatre should be expanded. The orders she pronounc'd were scarcely ended, But, like Philemon's house, the stage extended: And thus the friendly goddess bids me greet ye; "Tis in that circle [pointing to the boxes] she designs to meet ye: Pedants would fix her residence with heathens, But she prefers old York to Rome or Athens. A PROLOGUE, SPOKE AT THE OPENING AN ELEGANT LITTLE THEATRE AT WHITBY. FROM Shakspeare-Jonson-Congreve-Rowe and others The laurel'd list, the true Parnassian brothers! Our hopes are flatter'd with the fair's compliance; The tragic Muse presents a stately mirror, Where Vice surveys her ugly form with terrour: And as the fiend departs-abash'd-discardedImperial Virtue 's with the palm rewarded. The comic glass, from modern groups collected, And by his kind affections call'd for home; Such are the joys that in our bosoms burn! (Not without hopes your patronage will last) We bend with gratitude for favours past. That our light bark defy'd the rage of winter, Rode ev'ry gale-nor started ev'n a splinter; We bow to Beauty-('twas those smiles secur'd her) And thank our patrons who so kindly moor'd her. Still-still-extend your gentle cares to save her, That she may anchor long in Whitby's-favour. Tom and Dick Topsail are above-I hear 'em, Tell 'em to keep a birth, and, Sal-sit near 'em : Sal's a smart lass—I'd hold a butt of stingo In three weeks' time she'd learn the playhouse lingo: She loves your plays, she understands their meaning, She calls 'em-MORAL RULES made entertaining: Your Shakspeare books, she knows 'em to a tittle; And I, myself (at sea) have read-a little. At London, sirs, when Sal and I were courting, I tow'd her ev'ry night a playhouse sporting: Mass! I could like 'em and their whole 'paratus, But for their fiddlers and their damn'd sonatas ; Give me the merry sons of guts and rosin, That play-God save the King, and Nancy Daw[Looking about. SOR. |