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to be quieted, but by giving them hopes of a speedy peace. When these letters were dispatched, the Marshal de Thesse was arrived at Genoa, where he has taken much pains to keep the correspondents of the merchants of France in hopes that measures will be found out to support the credit and commerce between that state and Lyons; but the late declaration of the agents of Monsieur Bernard, that they cannot discharge the demands made upon them, has quite dispirited all those who are engaged in the remittances of France,

From my own Apartment, April 15. It is a very natural passion in all good members of the commonwealth, to take what care they can of their families; therefore I hope the reader will forgive me, that I desire he would go to the play called the Stratagem this evening, which is to be acted for i the benefit of my near kinsman, Mr. John Bickerstaff *. I protest to you, the gentleman has not spoken to me to desire this favour; but I have a respect for him, as well in regard to consanguinity, as that he is an intimate friend of that famous and heroic actor, : Mr. George Powel; who formerly played Alexander the Great in all places, though he is lately grown so reserved, as to act it only on the stage.

* A real player of that name:

N° 4. TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 1709.

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Quicquid agunt bomines

nostri est farrago libelli.

JUV. Sat. I. 85, 86, Whate'er men do, or say, or think, or dream,

Our motley paper seizes for its theme. “ It is usual with persons who mount the stage for the cure or information of the crowd about them, to make solemn professions of their being wholly disinterested in the pains they take for the public good. At the same time, those very nien who make harangues in plush doublets, and extol their own abilities and generous inclinations, tear their lungs in vending a drug, and show no act of bounty, except it be, that they lower a demand of a crown to six, nay, to one penny. We have a contempt for such paltry barterers, and have therefore all along informed the publick, that we intend to give them our advices for our own sakes, and are labouring to make our lucubrations come to some price in money, for our more convenient support in the service of the publick. It is certain that many other schemes have been proposed to me; as a friend offered to show me a Treatise he had writ, which he called, “ The whole Art of Life; or, The Introduction to great Men, illustrated in a Pack of Cards.” But, being a novice at all manner of play, I declined the offer. Another advised me, for want of money, to set up my coach, and practise physic; but, having been bred a scholar, I feared I should not succeed that way neither; therefore resolved to go on in my present project. But you are to understand, that I shall not pretend to raise a credit

to this work upon the weight of my politic new only, but, as my Latin sentence in the title-page informs you, shall take any thing that offers for the suljeid of my discourse. Thus new prions, as well a new thin , are to come under my consideration ; as when a Toast or Wit is firnt pronounced suc!, you shall have the frenbest advice of their preternient from me, with a description of the Beauty's manners, and the Wit's style; as also in whose places they are advanced; for this town is never good-natured enough to raise one without depreing another. But it is my design to avoid saying any thing of any person, which ought justly to displease ; but shall endeavour, by the variety of the matter and style, to give entertainment for men of pleasure, without otience to those of business."

White's Chocolate-house, April 18. Al hearts at present pant for two ladics only, who have for some time engrossed the dominion of the town. They are indeed both exceeding charming, but differ very much in their excellences. The beruty of Clarissa is soft, that of Chloe piercing. When you look at Clarissa, you see the most exact harmony of feature, complexion, and shape; you find in Chloe nothing extraordinary in any one of those particulars, but the whole woman irresistible. Clarissa looks languishing ; Chloe killing; Clari, sa never fails of gaining admiration ; Chloe of moving desire. The gazers at Clarissa are at first unconcerned, as if they were observing a fie picture; they who behold Chloe, at the first glance discover transport, as if they met their dearest friend. These different perfections are suitably represented by the last great painter Italy has sent us, Mr. Jervas, Clarissa is by that skiliul band placed in a manner Urat looks artless, and innocent of the torments she

gives ; Chloe is drawn with a liveliness that show's she is conscious of, but not affected with, her perfections. Clarissa is a shepherdess, Chloe a country girl. I must own, the design of Chloe's picture shows, to me, great mastery in the painter ; for nothing could be better imagined than the dress he has given her, of a straw-hat and a ribbon, to represent that sort of beauty which enters the heart with a certain familiarity, and cheats it into a belief that it has received a lover as well as an object of love, The force of their different beauties is seen also in the effects it makes on their lovers. The admirers of Chloe are eternally gay and well-pleased ; those of Clarissa melancholy and thoughtful. And as this passion always changes the natural man into a quite different creature from what he was before, the love of Chloe makes concombs; that of Clarissa madmen. There were of each kind just now in this room. Here was one that whistles, laughs, sings, and cuts capers, for love of Chloe Another has just now writ three lines to Clarissa, then taken a turn in the garden, then came back again, then tore his fragment, then called for some chocolate, then went away without it.

Chloe has so many admirers in the house at present, that there is too much noise to proceed in my narration ; so that the progress of the leves of Clarissa and Chloe, together with the bottles that are drunk each night for the one, and the many sighs which are uttered, and songs written on the other, muut be our subject on future occasions.

Will's Coffee-house, April 18. Letters from the Hay-market inform us, that, on Saturday night last, the opera of Pyrrhus and Demetrius was performed with great applause. This intelligence is not very acceptable to us friends of the theatre ; for the stage being an entertainment of the reason and all our faculties, this way of being pleased with the suspence of them for thrce hours together, and being given up to the shallow salisfaction of the eyes and ears only, secins to arise rather from the degeneracy of our understanding, than an improvement of our diversions That the understanding has no pari in the pleasure is evident, from what these letters very positively assert, to wit, that a great part of the pertormance was done in Italian : and a great critick * fell into fits in the gallery, at seeing, not only time and place, but languages and nations contused in the must incorrigible manner. His spleen is so extremely moved on this occ"-ion, that he is going to publish another treatise against operas, which, he thinks, have alrcady inclined us to thoughts of peace, and, if tolerated, must intallibly di: pirit us from carrying on the war. He has communicated his scheme to the whole room, and declared in what manner things of this kind were first introduced. He has upon this occasion considered the nature of sounds in general, and made a very elaboratc digression upon the London Cries, wherein he has shown, from reason and philosophy, wliy oysters are cried, card matches sung, and turneps and all other vegetables neither cried, sung, nor said, but sold, with an accent and tone neither natural to man nor beast. This piece seems to be taken from the model of that excellent discourse of Mrs. Manly + the school-mistress, concerning samplers. Advices from the upper end of Piccadilly say, that May Fair is utterly abolished ;

* John Dennis. • f Ser, in Dr. King's works, vol. II. 8vo. edit. 1776, “ An Fssay on the Ii vention of Samplers, by Mrs. Arabella Manly, Schoolmistress at Hackney."

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