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Where'er he shines, O Fortune! gild the scene, And apgels guard him in the golden mean! There English bounty yet awhile may stand, And honour linger ere it leave the land.

But all our praises why should lords engross? Rise, honest Muse: and sing the Man of Ross : Pleased Vaga echoes through her winding bounds, And rapid Severn hoarse applause resounds. Who hung with woods yon mountain's sultry brow? From the dry rock who bade the waters flow? Not to the skies in useless columns toss'd, Or in proud falls magnificently lost, But clear and artless, pouring through the plain Health to the sick, and solace to the swain. Whose causeway parts the vale with shady rows ? Whose seats the weary traveller repose? Who taught that heaven-directed spire to rise ? • The Man of Ross,' each lisping babe replies. Behold the market-place with poor o'erspread ! The Man of Ross divides the weekly bread : He feeds yon almshouse, neat but void of state, Where Age and Want sit smiling at the gate: Him portion'd maids, apprenticed orphans bless'd, The young

who labour, and the old who rest. Is any

sick ? the Man of Ross relieves, Prescribes, attends, the medicine makes and gives. Is there a variance? enter but his door, Balk'd are the courts, and contest is no more: Despairing quacks with curses fled the place, And vile attorneys, now an useless race.

B. Thrice happy man, enabled to pursue What all so wish, but want the power to do! O say, what sums that

hand supply? What mines to swell that boundless charity ?


P. Of debts and taxes, wife and children clear, This man possess'd five hundred pounds a-year. Blush, grandeur, blush! proud courts, withdraw

your blaze;

Ye little stars ! hide


rays. B. And what? no monument, inscription, stone, His race, his form, his name almost unknown?

P. Who builds a church to God, and notto Fame, Will never mark the marble with his name: Go, search it there, where to be born and die, Of rich and poor makes all the history; Enough that virtue fill'd the space between; Proved by the ends of being to have been. When Hopkins dies, a thousand lights attend The wretch who living saved a candle's end: Shouldering God's altar a vile image stands, Belies his features, nay, extends his hands; That live-long wig, which Gorgon's self might own, Eternal buckle takes in Parian stone. Behold what blessings wealth to life can lend! And see what comfort it affords our end.

In the worstinn's worstroom, with mat half-hung, The floors of plaster, and the walls of dung, On once a flock-bed, but repair’d with straw, With tape-tied curtains, never meant to draw, The George and Garter dangling from that bed Where tawdry yellow strove with dirty red, Great Villiers lies—alas ! how changed from him, That life of pleasure and that soul of whim! Gallant and gay, in Cliveden's proud alcove, The bower of wanton Shrewsbury and love; Or just as gay at council, in a ring Of mimic statesmen, and their merry king. No wit to flatter, left of all his store! No fool to laugh at, which he valued more.


There, victor of his health, of fortune, friends, And fame, this lord of useless thousands ends!

His grace's fate sage Cutler could foresee, And well (he thought) advised him, ' Live like me.' As well his grace replied, “Like you, Sir John ? That I can do when all I have is gone!' Resolve me, Reason, which of these is worse, Want with a full or with an empty purse? Thy life more wretched, Cutler! was confess’d; Arise, and tell me, was thy death more bless'd ? Cutler saw tenants break and houses fall; For very want he could not build a wall. His only daughter in a stranger's power; For very want he could not pay a dower. A few grey hairs his reverend temples crown'd; 'Twas very want that sold them for two pound. What, e'en denied a cordial at his end, Banish'd the doctor, and expell’d the friend? What but a want, which you perhaps think mad, Yet numbers feel,- the want of what he had ! Cutler and Brutus dying, both exclaim• Virtue ! and wealth! what are ye but a name?

Say, for such worth are other worlds prepared? Or are they both in this their own reward? A knotty point! to which we now proceed. But you are tired-- I'll tell a tale.-B. Agreed.

P. Where London's column, pointing at the skies Like a tall bully, lifts the head and lies, There dwelt a citizen of sober fame, A plain good man, and Balaam was his name; Religious, punctual, frugal, and so forth ; His word would pass for more than he was worth. One solid dish his week-day meal affords, And added pudding solemnized the Lord's :


Constant at church and 'Change; his gains were

sure; His givings rare, save farthings to the

The devil was piqued such saintship to behold, And long’d to tempt him like good Job of old; But Satan now is wiser than of yore, And tempts by making rich, not making poor.

Roused by the prince of air, the whirlwinds sweep The surge, and plunge his father in the deep; Then full against his Cornish lands they roar, And two rich shipwrecks bless the lucky shore.

Sir Balaam now, he lives like other folks, He takes his chirping pint and cracks his jokes.

Live like yourself,' was soon my lady's word ; And, lo! two puddings smoked upon the board,

Asleep and naked as an Indian lay An honest factor stole a gem away : He pledged it to the knight; the knight had wit, So kept the diamond, and the rogue was bit. Some scruple rose, but thus he eased his thought; • I'll now give şixpence where I gave a groat; Where once I went to church I'll now go twice And am so clear too of all other vice.'

The tempter saw his time; the work he plied ; Stocks and subscriptions pour on every side, Till all the demon makes his full descent In one abundant shower of cent per cent, Sinks deep within him, and possesses whole, Then dubs director, and secures his soul.

Behold Sir Balaam, now a man of spirit, Ascribes his gettings to his parts and merit; What late he call’d a blessing, now was wit; And God's good providence, a lucky hit. Things change their titles as our manners turn : His counting-house employ'd the Sunday morn :

Seldom at church ('twas such a busy life)
But duly sent his family and wife.
There (so the devil ordain'd) one Christmas-tide
My good old lady catch'd a cold and died.

A nymph of quality admires our knight ;
He marries, bows at court, and grows polite;
Leaves the dull cits, and joins (to please the fair)
The well-bred cuckolds in Saint James's air:
First for his son a gay commission buys,
Who drinks, whores, fights, and in a duel dies :
His daughter flaunts a viscount's tawdry wife;
She bears a coronet and pox

for life. In Britain's senate he a seat obtain's, And one more pensioner Saint Stephen gains. My lady falls to play; so bad her chance, He must repair it; takes a bribe from France: The house impeach him; Coningsby harangues; The court forsake him, and Sir Balaam hangs. Wife, son, and daughter, Satan! are thy own, His wealth, yet dearer, forfeit to the crown : The devil and the king divide the prize, And sad Sir Balaam curses God and dies.

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