This the Great Mother dearer held than all
The clubs of Quidnuncs, or her own Guildhall:
Here stood her opium, here she nurs'd her owls,
And here she plann'd th' imperial seat of fools.

Here to her chosen all her works she shows,

Prose swell'd to verse, verse loit'ring into prose:

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How random thoughts, now meaning chance to find, Now leave all memory of seuse behind:

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How prologues into prefaces decay,

And these to notes are fritter'd quite away:

How index-learning turns no student pale,

Yet holds the eel of science by the tail:

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How, with less reading than makes felons 'scape,
Less human genius than God gives an ape,
Small thanks to France, and none to Rome or Greece,
A past, vamp'd, future, old, reviv'd, new piece,
'Twixt Plautus, Fletcher, Shakespeare, and Corneille,
Can make a Cibber, Tibbald, or Ozell.

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v. 286.---Tibbal.] Lewis Tibbald (as pronounced),or Theobald, (as written), was bred an attorney, and son to an attorney (ays Mr. Jacob) of Sittenburn in Kent. He wasauthor of some forgotten plays, translations and o her pieces. He was concerned in a paper called The Censor, and a translation of Ovid. "There is a notorious idiot, one hight Whachum, who, from an i nder spur-leather to the law, is become an unde-scrap per

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IMITATIONS.

v. 267. This the Great Mother, &c.]

"Urbs antiqua fuit

"Quam Juno fertur terris magis omnibus unam Post habita coluisse Samo: hic illius arma.

Hic currus fuit: hic regnum Dea gentibus e se
(Si qua fata sinaut) jam tum tenditque fovetque."
Fig. 4. n. I

The goddess then o'er his anointed head, With mystic words, the sacred opium shed. And, lo! her bird (a monster of a fowl, Something betwixt a heideggre and owl)

"

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"to the play-house, who hath lately burlesqued the Metamorphoses of Ovid by avile translation, &c. This "fellow is concerned in an impertinent paper called "The Censor." Dennis, Rem. on Pope's Homer, p.9, 10. v. 286. ---Orell.] "Mr. John Ozell (if we credit Mr. Jacob) "did go to school in Leicestershire, where "somebody left him something to live on, when he "shall retire from business. He was designed to be sent "to Cambridge, in order for priesthood; but he chose "rather to be placed in an office of accounts in the City, "being qualified for the same by his skill in arithme"tic, and writing the necessary hands. He has obliged "the world with many translations of French "plays." Jacob, Lives of Dram. Poets, p. 198.

Mr. Jacob's character of Mr. Ozell seems vastly short of his merits, and he ought to have further justice done him, having since fully confuted all sarcasms on his learning and genius, by an advertisement of Sept. 20, 1729, in a paper called the Weekly Medley,. &c. " As "to my learning, this envious wretch knew, and every "body knows, that the whole Bench of Bishops, not "long ago, were pleased to give me a purse of gui"neas for discovering the erroneous translations of the "Common-prayer in Portuguese, Spanish, French, "Italian, &c. As for my genius, let Mr. Cleland shew "better verses in all Pope's works than Ozell's version "of Boileau's Lutrin, which the late Lord Halifax was so pleased with, that he complimented him with leave "todedicate it to him, &c. Let him shew better and truer poetry in the Rape of the Lock, than in Ozell's Rape "of the Bucket (la Secchia rapica). And Mr. Toland "and Mr. Gildon publicly declared Ozell's translation "of Homer to be, as it was prior, so likewise supe"rior to Pope's.---Surely, surely, every man is free to "deserve well of his Country."" Jebu Ozell.

Perch'd on his crown. "All hail! and hail again,
My son! the Promis'd Land expects thy reign.
Know, Eusden thirsts no more for sack or praise;
He sleeps among the dull of ancient days;

Safe, where no critics damn, no duns molest,
Where wretched Withers, Ward, and Gildon rest,
And high-born Howard, more majestic sire,
With fool of quality complete the quire.

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We cannot but subscribe to such reverend testimonies as those of the Bench of Bishops, Mr. Toland, and Mr. Gildon.

v. 296.---Gildon.] Charles Gildon, a writer of criticisms and libels, of the last age, bred at St. Omer's, with the Jesuits; but renouncing Popery, he published Blount's books against the divinity of Christ, the oracles of reason, &c. He signalized himself as a critic, having written some very bad plays; abused Mr. P. very scandalously in an anonymous pamphlet of the life of Mr. Wycherley, printed by Curl'; in another called The New Rehearsal, printed in 1714; in a third, entitled The Complete Art of English Poetry, in two Volumes; and others.

v. 297.---Howard.] Hon. Edward Howard, author of the British Princes, and a great number of wonderful pieces, celebrated by the late Earls of Dorset and Rochester; Duke of Buckingham, Mr. Waller, &c.

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v. 293.---Know Eusden, &c.] In the former editions: Know Settle cloy'd with custard and with praise, Is gather'd to the dull of ancient days;

Safe where no critics damn, no duns molest,
Where Gildon, Banks, and High-born Howard rest.
I see a king! who leads my chosen sons,

To lands that flow with clenches and with puns:
Till each fam'd theatre my empire own;
Till Albion, as Hibernia, bless my throne!
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Thou, Cibber! thou, his laurel shalt support;
Folly, my son, has still a friend at Court.
Lift up your gates, ye Princes, see him come!
Sound, sound ye Viols, be the cat-call dumb!
Bring, bring the madding bay, the drunken vine,
The creeping, dirty, courtly ivy join.
And thou! his aid-de-camp, lead on my sons,
Light-arm'd with points, antitheses, and puns.
Let Bawdry, Billingsgate, my daughters dear,
Support his front, and Oaths bring up the rear:
And under his, and under Archer's wing,
Gaming and Grub-street skulk behind the King. 310
O! when shall rise a monarch all our own,
And I, a nursing-mother, rock the throne;
'Twixt prince and people, close the curtain draw,
Shade him from light, and cover him from law;
Fatten the courtier, starve the learned band,
And suckle armies, and dry-nurse the land:
'Till senates nod to lullabies divine,

And all be sleep, as at an ode of thine."

VARIATIONS.

I see! I see!---Then rapt she spoke no more, God save King Tibbald! Grub-street alleys roar. So when Joves block, &c.

IMITATIONS.

. 301. The creeping, dry, courtly ivy join.

"Quorum imagines lambunt
"Hederae sequaces."

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2. 311. O! when shall rise a monarch, &c.] Boileau, Lutrin, chant ii.

"Helas! qu'est devenu ce tems, cet hureux tems,

"Ou les ruis s'honor.ent du nom de Faincans." &c.

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She ceas'd. Then swells the Chapel-royal throat; God save King C.bber! mounts in ev'ry note. Familiar White's, God save King Colley! cries; God save King Colley! Drury-lane replies: To Needham's quick the voice triumphal rode, But pious Needham dropt the name of God; Back to the Devil the last echoes roll,.

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And Coll! each butcher roars at Hockley-hole. So when Jove's block descended from on high, (As sings thy great forefather, Ogilby)

Loud thunder to its bottom shook the bog,

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And the hoarse nation croak'd, God save King Log!

REMARKS.

v. 324. But pious Needham.] A matron of great fame, and very religious in her way; whose constant prayer it was, that she might "get enough by her profession to leave it off in time, and make her peace with God." But her fate was not so happy, for being convicted, and set in the pillory, she was (to the lasting shame of all her great friends and votaries) so ill-used by the populace, that it put an end to her days.