Our New Barber-Reminiscences of our Old Barber-A Dog of another Color- October Woods-A Party on the Water-Home, Sweet Home, with Variations (flute obligato)-A row to the Palisades-Iroquois Legend-Return to the The Children are sent to School-Old Soldiers-An Invitation, and Cruel Dis- appointment-Our Eldest begins to show Symptoms of the Tender Passion- Poetry-The Melodies of Mother Goose-Little Posterity by the Wayside—A Winter once more-Mr. Sparrowgrass feels as if he would like to Chirp a little- Thomas Fuller, D.D.-The Good Wife-Old Dockweed again-A Barrel of Cider-News of the Saddle and Bridle-Superior Tactics of the Village Teams- ter-Christmas-Great Preparations-Christmas Carols and Masques-A Sug- An offer for the Horse-Difficulty of Shipping him according to the Terms of Bill of Lading-Anticipations-Marine Sketch-Mrs. Sparrowgrass buys a Patent Bedstead-An essay on Mechanical Forces, and Suggestions in regard to a Bronze Legislature-The New Bedstead is tried and found-"not avail- A Conference in the Library-Mr. Sparrowgrass writes an Essay-Life in Town and Life in the Rural Districts-Mrs. Sparrowgrass continues the theme-Two THE SPARROWGRASS PAPERS. CHAPTER I. Living in the Country-Rural Anticipations-Early Rising-Baked Hippopotami -Our New Chickens-A Discovery-The Advantages of having a Watch-Dog in the Country-A Finale to the First Garden, and Unpleasant Prospects for the Future. Ir is a good thing to live in the country. To escape from the prison-walls of the metropolis— the great brickery we call "the city"—and to live amid blossoms and leaves, in shadow and sunshine, in moonlight and starlight, in rain, mist, dew, hoar-frost, and drouth, out in the open campaign, and under the blue dome that is bounded by the horizon only. It is a good thing to have a well with dripping buckets, a porch with honey-buds, and sweet-bells, a hive embroidered with nimble bees, a sun-dial mossed over, ivy up to the eaves, curtains of dimity, a tumbler of fresh flowers in your bedroom, a rooster on the roof, and a dog under the piazza. When Mrs. Sparrowgrass and I moved into the country, with our heads full of fresh butter, and cool, crisp radishes for tea; with ideas entirely lucid respecting milk, and a looseness of calculation as to the number in family it would take a good laying hen to supply with fresh eggs every morning; when Mrs. Sparrowgrass and I moved into the country, we found some preconceived notions had to be abandoned, and some departures made from the plans we had laid down in the little back-parlor in Avenue G. One of the first achievements in the country is early rising with the lark--with the sun-while the dew is on the grass, "under the opening eyelids of the morn," and so forth. Early rising! What can be done with five or six o'clock in town? What may not be done at those hours in the country? With the hoe, the rake, the dibble, the spade, the watering-pot? To plant, prune, drill, transplant, graft, train, and sprinkle! Mrs. S. and I agreed to rise early in the country. "Richard and Robin were two pretty men, They laid in the bed till the clock struck ten: O Brother Robin! the sun's very high!" Early rising in the country is not an instinct; it is a sentiment, and must be cultivated. A friend recommended me to send to the south side of Long Island for some very prolific potatoes -the real hippopotamus breed. Down went my man, and what, with expenses of horse-hire, tavern bills, toll-gates, and breaking a wagon, the hippopotami cost as much apiece as pine-apples. They were fine potatoes, though, with comely features, and large, languishing eyes, that promised increase of family without delay. As I worked my own garden (for which I hired a landscape gardener, at two dollars per day, to give me instructions), I concluded that the object of my first experiment in early rising should be the planting of the hippopotamusses. I accordingly rose next morning at five, and it rained! I rose next day at five, and it rained! The next, and it rained! It rained for two weeks! We had splendid potatoes every day for dinner. "My dear," said I to Mrs. Sparrowgrass, "where did you get these fine potatoes?' |