Pist. Say'st thou me so? Is that a ton of moys? Bour. The devil take order now! I'll to the Boy. Escoutez; Comment estes vous appellé ! Boy. He says, his name is-master Fer. Pist. Master Fer! I'll fer him, and firk him, and ferret him :-Discuss the same in French unto him. Boy. I do not know the French for Fer, and ferret, and firk. Pist. Bid him prepare, for I will cut his throat. Fr. Sol. Que dit-il, monsieur? Boy. Il me commande de vous dire que vous faites vous prest; car ce soldat icy est disposé tout à cette heure de couper vostre gorge. Pist. Ouy, couper gorge, par ma foy, pesant, Fr. Sol. O, je vous supplie pour l'amour de Dieu, me pardonner! Je suis gentilhomme de bonne maison; gardez ma vie, et je vous donneray deux cents escus. Pist. What are his words? Boy. He prays you to save his life: he is a gentleman of a good house; and, for his ransome, he will give you two hundred crowns. Pist. Tell him,-my fury shall abate, and I The crowns will take. Fr. Sol. Petit monsieur, que dit-il? Boy. Encore qu'il est contre son jurement, de pardonner aucun prisonnier ; neantmoins, pour les escus que vous lavez promis, il est content de vous donner la liberté, le franchisement. Fr. Sol. Sur mes genoux, je vous donne mille re. merciemens: et je m'estime hereux que je suis tombé entre les mains d'un chevalier, je pense, le plus brave, valiant, et tres distingué seigneur d'Angleterre. Pist. Expound unto me, boy. Boy. He gives you, upon his knees, a thousand thanks: and he esteems himself happy that he hath fallen into the hands of (as he thinks) the most brave, valorous, and thrice-worthy signicur of England. Pist. As I suck blood, I will some mercy shew. Follow me, cur. [Exit Pistol. Boy. Suivez vous le grand capitaine. [Exit French Soldier. I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true,-The empty vessel makes the greatest sound. Bardolph, and Nym, had ten times more valour than this roaring devil i' the old play, that every one may pare his nails with a wooden dagger; and they are both hang'd; and so would this be, if he durst steal any thing adventurously. I must stay with the lackeys, with the luggage of our camp: the French might have a good prey of us, if he knew of it; for there is none to guard it, but boys. [Exit. SCENE V.-Another Part of the Field of Battle. Alarums. Enter DAUPHIN, ORLEANS, BOURBON, CONSTABLE, RAMBURES, and others. Con. O diable! Orl. O seigneur !-Le jour est perdu, tout est perdu! Dau. Mort de ma vie! all is confounded, all! Sits mocking in our plumes.-O meshante fortune!- Con. Why, all our ranks are broke. shame! Let us die instant: once more back again; Con. Disorder, that hath spoil'd us, friend us now! Orl. We are enough, yet living in the field, Pieces of money. + Chastise. Lasting. Let life be short; else, shame will be too long. [Exeunt. SCENE VI.-Another Part of the Field. Alarums.—Enter King HENRY and Forces; ExETER, and others. K. Hen. Well have we done, thrice-valiant coun trymen : But all's not done, yet keep the French the field, Exe. The duke of York commends him to your majesty. K. Hen. Lives he, good uncle, thrice within this hour, I saw him down; thrice up again, and fighting; Exe. In which array, (brave soldier) doth he lie, K. Hen. I blame you not; [Alarum. But, hark! what new alarm is this same ?- [Exeunt. SCENE VII.-Another Part of the Field. Alarums.-Enter FLUELLEN and Gower. Flu. Kill the poys and the luggage! 'Tis expressly against the law of arms: 'tis as arrant a piece of knavery, mark you now, as can be offer'd, in the 'orld: In your conscience now, is it not? Gow. 'Tis certain, there's not a boy left alive; and the cowardly rascals, that ran from the bat tle, have done this slaughter: besides, they have burn'd and carried away all that was in the king's tent; wherefore the king, most worthily, hath caused every soldier to cut his prisoner's throat. O, 'tis a gallant king. Flu. Ay, he was porn at Monmouth, captain Gower: what call you the town's name, where Alexander the pig was born? Gow. Alexander the great. pig, or the great, or the mighty, or the huge, or Flu. Why, I pray you, is not pig, great? The the magnanimous, are all one reckonings, save the phrase is a little variations. Gow. I think, Alexander the great was born in Macedon; his father was called-Philip of Macedon, as I take it. Flu. I think, it is in Macedon, where Alexander is porn. I tell you, captain,-If you look in the maps of the 'orld, I warrant, you shall find, in the comparisons between Macedon and Monmouth; is a river in Macedon; and there is also moreover that the situations, look you, is both alike. There a river at Monmouth: it is call'd Wye, at Monmouth; but it is out of my prains, what is the name of the other river; but 'tis all one, 'tis so like as my fingers is to my fingers, and there is salmons in both. If you mark Alexander's life well, Harry of Monmouth's life is come after it • Reached. indifferent well; for there is figures in all things. | you that: Got pless it and preserve it, as long as Alexander (Got knows, and you know,) in his rages, and his furies, and his wraths, and his cholers, and his moods, and his displeasures, and his indignations, and also being a little intoxicates in his praius, did, in his ales and his angers, look you, kill his pest friend, Clytus. Gow. Our king is not like him in that; he never kill'd any of his friends. Flu. It is not well done, mark you now, to take tales out of my mouth, ere it is made an end and finish'd. I speak but in the figures and comparisons of it: as Alexander is kill his friend Clytus, being in his ales and his cups; so also Harry Monmouth, being in his right wits and his goot judgments, is turn away the fat knight with the great pelly-doublet: he was full of jests, and gipes, and knaveries, and mocks; I am forget his K. Hen. I was not angry since I came to France, Until this instant.-Take a trumpet, herald; Ride thou unto the horsemen on yon hill; If they will fight with us, bid them come down, Or void the field; they do offend our sight: If they'll do neither, we will come to them; And make them skirr away, as swift as stones Enforced from the old Assyrian slings: Besides, we'll cut the throats of those we have, And not a man of them, that we shall take, Shall taste our mercy :-Go, and tell them so. Enter MONTJOY. Exe. Here comes the herald of the French, my liege. Glo. His eyes are humbler than they used to be. K. Hlen. How now! what means this, herald ? know'st thou not, That I have fined these bones of mine for ransome? Comest thou again for ransome? Mont. No, great king: I come to thee for charitable licence, K. Hen. I tell thee truly, herald, I know not, if the day be ours or no; For yet a many of your horsemen peer, And gallop o'er the field, Mont. The day is yours. K. Hen. Praised be God, and not our strength K. Hen. They did, Fluellen. Flu. Your majesty says very true: if your majesties is remember'd of it, the Welshmen did goot service in a garden where leeks did grow, wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps; which your majesty knows, to this hour is an honourable padge of the service: and, I do believe, your majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek upon Saint Tavy's day. K. Hen. I wear it for a memorable honour, For I am Welsh, you know, good countryman. Flu. All the water in Wye cannot wash your majesties Welsh plood out of your pody, I can tell • Scour. it pleases his grace, and his majesty too! K. Hen. Thanks, good my countryman. Flu. By Cheshu, I am your majesty's countryman, I care not who know it; I will confess it to all the 'orld: I need not to be ashamed of your majesty, praised be Got, so long as your majesty is an honest man. K. Hen. God keep me so !-Our heralds go with him; Bring me just notice of the numbers dead On both our parts.- Call yonder fellow hither. [Points to Williams.-Exeunt Montjoy, and others. Exe. Soldier, you must come to the king. K. Hen. Soldier, why wearest thou that glove in thy cap? Will. An't please your majesty, 'tis the gage of one that I should fight withal, if he be alive. K. Hen. An Englishman? Will. An't please your majesty, a rascal, that swagger'd with me last night: who, if a' live, and ever dare to challenge this glove, I have sworn to take him a box o' the ear: or, if I can see my glove in his cap, (which he swore as he was a sol dier, he would wear, if alive,) I will strike it out soundly. K. Hen. What think you, captain Fluellen? Is it fit this soldier keep his oath? Flu. He is a craven and a villain else, an't please your majesty, in my conscience. K. Hen. It may be, his enemy is a gentleman of great sort, quite from the answer of his degree. Flu. Though he be as goot a gentlemen as the tevil is, as Lucifer and Belzebub himself, it is necessary, look your grace, that he keep his vow and his oath: if he be perjured, see you now, his reputation is as arrant a villain, and a Jack-sauce ‡, as ever his plack shoe trod upon Got's ground and his earth, in my conscience, la. K. Hen. Then keep thy vow, sirrah, when thou meet'st the fellow. Will. So I will, my liege, as I live. K. Hen. Who servest thou under? Will. Under captain Gower, my liege. Flu. Gower is a goot captain; and is good knowledge and literature in the wars. K. Hen. Call him hither, to me, soldier. [Exit. K. Hen. Here, Fluellen; wear thou this favour for me, aud stick it in thy cap: when Alençon and myself were down together, I pluck'd this glove from his helm: if any man challenge this, he is a friend to Alençon and an enemy to our person; if thou encounter any such, apprehend him, an thou dost love me. Flu. Your grace does me as great honours, as can be desired in the hearts of his subjects: I would fain see the man, that has but two legs, that shall find himself aggriefed at this glove, that is all; but I would fain see it once; an please Got of his grace, that I might see it. K. Hen. Knowest thou Gower? Flu. He is my dear friend, an please you. K. Hen. Pray thee, go seek him, and bring him to my tent. Flu. I will fetch him. [Exit. K. Hen. My lord of Warwick,-and my brother Follow Fluellen closely at the heels: SCENE VIII.-Before King HENRY's Pavilion. t For saucy Jack. seech you now, come apace to the king: there is | more goot toward you, peradventure, than is in your knowledge to dream of. Will. Sir, know you this glove! That in the field lie slain : of princes in this number, Flu. Know the glove? I know, the glove is a Eight thousand and four hundred; of the which, glove. Will. I know this; and thus I challenge it. [Strikes him. Flu. 'Sblud, an arrant traitor, as any's in the universal 'orld, or in France, or in England. Gow. How now, Sir? You villain! Will. Do you think I'll be forsworn? Fla. Stand away, captain Gower; I will give treason his payment into plows, I warrant you. Will. I am no traitor. Flu. That's a lie in thy throat.-I charge you in his majesty's name, apprehend him; he's a friend of the Duke Alençon's. Enter WARWICK and GLOster. War. How now, how now! What's the matter? Flu. My lord of Warwick, here is (praised be Got for it!) a most contagious treason come to light, look you, as you shall desire in a summer's day. Here is his majesty. Enter King HENRY and EXETER. K. Hen. How now! What's the matter? Flu. My liege, here is a villain and a traitor, that, look your grace, has struck the glove which your majesty is to take out of the helmet of Alençon. Will. My liege, this was my glove; here is the fellow of it: and he, that I gave it to in change, promised to wear it in his cap; I promised to strike him, if he did; I met this man with my glove in his cap, and I have been as good as my word. Flu. Your majesty hear now, (saving your ma jesty's manhood), what an arrant, rascally, beg. garly, lowsy knave it is I hope, your majesty is pear me testimony, and witness, and avouchments, that this is the glove of Alençon, that your majesty is give me, in your conscience now. K. Hen. Give me thy glove, soldier; look, here is the fellow of it. Twas I, indeed, thou promised'st to strike; and thou hast given me most bitter terms. Flu. An please your majesty, let his neck an swer for it, if there is any martial law in the 'orld. K. Hen. How canst thou make me satisfaction? Will. All offences, my liege, come from the heart: never came any from mine, that might offend your majesty. K. Hen. It was ourself thou didst abuse. Will. Your majesty came not like yourself: you appear'd to me but as a common man; witness the night, your garments, your lowliness; and what your highness suffer'd under that shape, I beseech you, take it for your own fault, and not mine: for had you been as I took you for, I made no offence; therefore, I beseech your highness, pardon me. K. Hen. Here, uncie Exeter, fill this glove with crowns, Aud give it to this fellow.-Keep it, fellow; Will. I will none of your money. Flu. It is with a goot will; I can tell you, it will serve you to mend your shoes: come, where fore should you be so pashful? Your shoes is not so goot: 'tis a goot silling, I warrant you, or I will change it. Enter an ENGLISH HERALD. K. Hen. Now, herald; are the dead number'd? uncle? Exe. Charles duke of Orleans, nephew to the John duke of Bourbon, and lord Bouciqualt; K. Hen. This note doth tell me of ten thousand The names of those their nobles that lie dead,- John duke of Alençon; Antony duke of Brabant, [Herald presents another Paper. Ere. 'Tis wonderful! K. Hen. Come, go we in procession to the village: Flu. Is it not lawful, an please your majesty, to tell how many is killed? K. Hen. Yes, captain; but with this acknow. ledgment, That God fought for us. Flu. Yes, my conscience, he did us great goot. men.. ACT V. Chor. Vouchsafe to those that have not read the That I may prompt them: and of such as have, sea, Which, like a mighty whiffler 'fore the king, An officer who walks first in processions. Were now the general of our gracious empress Did they this Harry. Now in London place him; Gow. Nay, that's right; but why wear you your leek to day? Saint Davy's day is past. Flu. There is occasions and canses why and wherefore in all things; I will tell you, as my friend, captain Gower; the rascally, scald, beggarly, lowsy, pragging knave, Pistols-which you and yourself, and all the 'orld, know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits,-he is come to me, and prings me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek: it was in a place where I could not breed no contentions with him; but I will be so pold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires. Enter PISTOL. Gow. Why, here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. Flu. 'Tis no matter for his swellings, nor his turkey-cocks.-Got pless you, ancient Pistol! You scarvy, lowsy knave, Got pless you! Pist. Ha! art thou Bedlam? Dost thou thirst, To have me fold up Parca's tatal web‡? Pist. Me a groat! Flu. Yes, verily, and in truth, you shall take it; or I have another leek in my pocket, which you shall eat. Pist. I take thy groat, in earnest of revenge. Flu. If I owe you any thing, I will pay you in cudgels; you shall be a woodmonger, and buy nothing of me but cudgels. Got be wi' you, and keep you, and heal your pate. [Exit. Pist. All hell shall stir for this. Gow. Go, go; you are a counterfeit cowardly knave. Will you mock at an ancient tradition,begun upon an honourable respect, and worn as a memorable trophy of predeceased valour,-and dare not avouch in your deeds I have seen you gleeking any of your words? Pist. Doth fortune play the huswife with me now? News have I, that my Nell is dead i' the spital § And there my rendezvous is quite cut off. Enter, at one Door, King HENRY, BEDFORD, GLOS- K. Hen. Peace to this meeting, wherefore we Unto our brother France,-and to our sister, Health and fair time of day:-Joy and good wishes Flu. I peseech you heartily, scurvy, lowsy knave, To our most fair and princely cousin Katharine; at my desires, and my requests, and my petitions, And (as a branch and member of this royalty, to eat, look you, this leek; because, look you, you By whom this great assembly is contrived,) do not love it, nor your affections, and your appe-We do salute you, duke of Burgundy;tites, and your digestions, does not agree with it, I would desire you to eat it. Pist. Not for Cadwallader, and all his goats. Flu. You say very true, scald knave, when Got's will is: I will desire you to live, in the mean time, and eat your victuals; come, there is sauce for it. [Striking him again. You call'd me yesterday, mountain-squire; but I will make you to-day a squire of low degree. I pray you, fall to; if you can mock a leek, you can eat a leek. Gow. Enough, captain; you have astonish'd him. Flu. I say, I will make him eat some part of my leek, or I will peat his pate four days:-Pite, I pray you; it is goot for your green wound, and your ploody coxcomb. Pist. Must I bite? Flu. Yes, certainly; and out of doubt, and out Flu. Eat I pray you:-Will you have some more sauce to your leek? There is not enough leek to swear by. Pist. Quiet thy cudgel; thou dost see, I eat. Flu. Much goot do you, scald knave, heartily. Nay, 'pray you, throw none away; the skin is goot for your proken coxcomb. When you take occasions to see leeks hereafter, I pray you, mock at them; that is all. Pist. Good. And, princes French, and peers, health to you all! Most worthy brother England; fairly met :- Q. Isa. So happy be the issue, brother England, With all my wits, my pains, and strong endeavours, Flu. Ay, leeks is goot :-Hold you, there is a Corrupting in its own fertility. groat to heal your pate. The earl of Essex, in the reign of Elizabeth. + Spitted, transfixed. Dost thou desire, to have me put thee to § Stunned. death? Her vine, the merry cheerer of the heart, Scoffing, sneering. + Temper. For jilt. Put forth disorder'd twigs: her fallow leas And as our vineyards, fallows, meads, and hedges, K. Hen. If, duke of Burgundy, you would the peace, Whose want gives growth to the imperfections There is no answer made. K. Hen. Well then, the peace, Fr. King. I have but with a cursorary eye K. Hen. Brother, we shall.-Go, uncle Exeter, Q. Isa. Our gracious brother, I will go with them; She is our capital demand, comprised [Exeunt all but Henry, Katharine, and her K. Hen. Fair Katharine, and most fair! Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms, Such as will enter at a lady's ear, And plead his love-suit to her gentle heart? Kath. Your majesty shall mock at me; I cannot speak your England. K. Hen. O fair Katharine, if you will love me soundly with your French heart, I will be glad to hear you confess it brokerly with your English tongue. Do you like me, Kate? Kath. Pardonnez moy, I cannot tell vat is-like nie. K. Hen. An angel is like you, Kate; and you are like an angel. Kath. Que dit-il? Que je suis semblable à les anges? Alice. Ouy, vrayment, (sauf vostre grace) ainsi dit-il. K. Hen. I said so, dear Katharine; and I must not blush to affirm it. Kath. O bon Dieu! Les langues des hommes sont pleines des tromperies. K. Hen. What says she, fair one? That the tongues of men are full of deceits. Alice. Ouy; dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits dat is de princess. K. Hen. The princess is the better English. woman. ' faith, Kate, my wooing is fit for thy • Plonghshare. ♦ To deracinate is to force up the roots. Vasant. Appearance. Hinderance. understanding: I am glad, thou canst speak no better English; for, if thou couldst, thou wouldst find me such a plain king, that thou wouldst think, I had sold my farm to buy my crown. I know now no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say-I love you: then, if you urge me further than to say-Do you in faith? I wear out my suit. Give me your answer; i' faith, do; and so clap hands, and a bargain: How say you, lady? Kath. Sauf rostre honneur, me understand well. K. Hen. Marry, if you would put me to verses, or to dance for your sake, Kate, why you undid me for the one, I have neither words nor mea sure; and for the other, I have no strength in measure, yet a reasonable measure in strength. If I could win a lady at leap-frog, or by vaulting into my saddle with my armour on my back, under the correction of bragging be it spoken, I should quickly leap into a wife. Or, if I might buffet for my love, or bound my horse for her favours, I could lay on like a butcher, and sit like a jackan-apes, never off: but, before God, I cannot look greenly, nor gasp out my eloquence, nor I have no cunning in protestation; only downright oaths, which I never use till urged, nor never break for urging. If thou canst love a fellow of this temper, Kate, whose face is not worth sun-burning, that never looks in his glass for love of any thing he sees there, let thine eye be thy cook. I speak to thee plain soldier: If thou canst love me for this, take me: if not, to say to thee-that I shall die, is true; but-for thy love, by the Lord, no; yet I love thee too. And while thou livest, dear Kate, take a fellow of plain and uncoin'd constancy; for he perforce must do thee right, be cause he hath not the gift to woo in other places! for these fellows of infinite tongue, that can rhyme themselves into ladies' favours,-they do always reason themselves out again. What a speaker is but a prater; a rhyme is but a ballad. A good leg will fall; a straight back will stoop; a black beard will turn white; a curl'd pate will grow bald; a fair face will wither; a full eye will wax hollow but a good heart, Kate, is the sun and moon; or, rather, the sun, and not the moon; for it shines bright, and never changes, but keeps his course truly. If thou would have such a one, take me and take me, take a soldier; take a soldier, take a king: And what say'st thou then to my love? Speak, my fair, and fairly, I pray thee. Kath. Is it possible dat I should love de enemy of France ? K. Hen. No; it is not possible, you should love the enemy of France, Kate: but, in loving me, you should love the friend of France; for I love France so well, that I will not part with a village of it; I will have it all mine: and, Kate, when France is mine, and I am yours, then yours is France, and you are mine. Kath. I cannot tell vat is dat. K. Hen. No, Kate? I will tell thee in French; which, I am sure, will hang upon my tongue like a new-married wife about her husband's neck, hardly to be shook off. Quand j'ay la possession de France, & quand vous avez le possession de moi, (let me see, what then? Saint Dennis be my speed!)donc vostre & France, & vous estes mienne. It is as easy for me, Kate, to conquer the kingdom, as to speak so much more French; I shall never move thee in French, unless it be to laugh at me. Kath. Sauf vostre honneur, le François que vous parlez, est meilleur que l'Anglois lequel je parle. K. Hen. No, 'faith, is't not, Kate: but thy speak ing of my tongue, and I thine, most truly falsely, must needs be granted to be much at one. But Kate, dost thou understand thus much English? Canst thou love me? Kath. I cannot tell. K. Hen. Can any of your neighbours tell, Kate! I'll ask them. Come, I know thou lovest me: and at night when you come into your closet, you'll question this gentlewoman about me; and I know, Kate, you will, to her, dispraise those parts in me, that you love with your heart: but, good Kate, mock me mercifully; the rather, gentle princess, because I love thee cruelly. If ever thou be'st |