ACT I. By those Welsh women done, as may not be, Without mueh shame, retold or spoken of. SCENE I.--London.--A Room in the Palace. K. Hen. It seems then, that the tidings of this broil Brake of our business for the Holy land. West. This, match'd with other, din, my gracious lord; For more uneven and unwelcome news On Holy-rood day, the gallant Hotspur there, Young Harry Percy, and brave Archibald, As by discharge of their artillery, For he that brought them, in the very heat And pride of their contention did take horse, Uncertain of the issue any way. K. Hen. Here is a dear and true-industrious friend, Against acquaintance, kindred, and allies : Sir Walter Blunt, new lighted from his horse, Stain'd with the variation of each soil + And he hath brought us smooth and welcome news. Ten thousand bold Scots, two and lwenty knights, Mordake the earl of Fife, and eldest son To heaten Douglas; and the earls of Athol, And is not this an honourable spoil? A gallant prize? Ha, cousin, is it not? Hest. In faith, K. llen. Tea, there thou mak'st me sad, and mak'st me sin In envy that my lord Northumberland A son, who is the theme of honour's tongue ; See riot and dishonour stain the brow Oi' my young Harry. O, that it could be proved, In cradle-clothes our children where they lay, lpon whose dead corps there was such misuse, And called mine-Percy, his-Plantagenei! Such beastly, shameless transformation, Then would I have his Harry, and he mine. Ý Needless. | Expedition. + Covered with dirt of differeut colours. Piled up in a lieap. coz', the day. Bal let him from my thoughts :- What think you, ther antic the law ? Do not thou, when thou art kg, lai g + thiet. Of this young Percy's pride ? The pri-oners, P. Hen. No; thou shalt. Which he in this adventure hath surprized, Fal. Shall I? O rare ! By the Lord, I'll be a brave To his own use he keeps ; and sends me word, judge. I shall have none but Mordake eart of Pite. P. Hin. Thou judgest false already: I mean, thou West. This is his uncle's, teaching, this is Wor. shalt have the hanging of the thieves, and so becester, cune a rare hangman. Maleroleni lo' you in all aspects; Ful. Well, Hal, well; and in some sort it jumps Which makes him prunet himself, and bristle up with my hunour, as well as waiting in the court, I The crest of youth against your dignity. can tell you. K. ller. But I have sent for him to answer this; P. Hen. For obtaining of snits? And, for this cause, awhile we must neglect Fal. Yea, for obtaining of suits; whereof the Our holy purpose to Jerusalem. hangman hath mo lean wardrobe. 'Sblood, I am as Cousin, on Wednesday next our council we melancholy as a gib• cat, or a luge'd bear, Will hold at Windsor, so inform the lords: P. Hen. Or an old lion; or a lover's lute. But come yourself with speed to us again; Fab. Yea, or the drone of a Lincolnshire bag. For more is to be said, and to be done, pipe + Than out of anger can be uttered. P. Mon. What say'st thou to a bare, or the meWest. I will, iny liege. (Pireun i lancholy of Moor-diteh? Ful. Thou hast the most unsavoury similes; and SCENE II.-The same. - Another Room in the Palace art, indeed, the most comparative, rascalliest, sweet young prince,-But, Hal, ! pr'y thee, trouble Enter HENRY Prince of Wales, and FALSTAPP. me no more with vanity. I would to God, thou and Fal. Now, Hal, what time of day is it, lad? I knew where a commodity of good names were to 2. Hen. Thou art so ial-witted, with drinking of be bought: an old lord of the council rated me old sack, and unbuttoning thee after supprr, and the other day in the street about you, Sir; but I sleeping upon benches afier noon, that thou hast mark'd him not: and yet he talk'd very wisely; forgotton to demand that truly which thou wouidst but I regarded hiin noi: and yet he talk'd wisely, truly know. What a devil hast thou to do with and in the street too. the time of the day? Unless hos Were cups of P. !en. Thou di well; for wisdom cries out Sack, and minutes capons, and clicks the tongies in the streets, and no man regards it. of bawds, and dials ihe siguis of leaping houses, Fal. O, thou hast damnable iteration t; and art, and the blessed sun hiniselt a fair hot weuch in indeed, able to corrupt a saint. Thon hast done lame.colour'd taffata ; I see no reason, why thou much hann upon me, Hal,-God forgive thee for shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of it! Betore I knew thee, Hal, I knew nothing; and now am I, if a man should speak truly, little better Fal. Indeed, you come near me now, Hal: for than one of the wicked. Lmust give over this lite, Ne, that take purses, go by the moun and seven and I will give it over; by the Lord, an I do not, nars; and not by, Phoebus,-he, that wandering | I am a villain ; I'll be damn’d for never a king's knight so fair. And I pray thee, sweet wag, when Som in Christendom. thou art king, -as, God save thy grace, (majesty, I P. llen. Where shall we take a purse to-morrow, should say ; for grace thou wili have none,) -- Jack P. Hen. What! none ? Fal. Where thou wilt, lad, I'll make one; an I Fal. No, by my troth ; not so much as will serve do not, call me villain, and baffle ý me. to be prologtie to an egg and butter. P. Hen. I see a good amendment of life in thee; P. Hen. Well, how then? Come, roundly, roundly. from praying, to purse-taking. Fal. Marry, then, sweet wag, when thou art king, let not us, that are squires of the night's body, Enter Poins, at a distance. be call'd thieves of the day's beanty ; let us be- Ful. Why, Hal, 'lis my vocation, Hal; 'tis no Diana's foresters, gentlemen of the shade, minions: sin for a man to labour in his vocation. Poins! of the moon : and let men say, we be men of good Now shall we know if Gadshill have set a matchila guvernment; being govern'd as the sea is, by onr o, if men were to be saved by merit, what hede in woble and chaste mistress the moon, under whose hell were hot enough for him! This is the most countenance we--steal. cmnipotent villain, thatever cried, Stand, to a true P. Pen. Thou say'st well; and it holds well too : for the fortune of us, that are the inoon's mer, P. Hen. Good morrow, Ned. doth ebb and flow like the sea; being goveru'd as Poins. Good morrow, sweet Hal.-Wha. says the sea is, by the moon. As, for proof, now :--A monsieur Remorse? What says Sir John Sack-andpurse of gold most resolutely 'snatch'd on Monday sagar? Jack, how agrees the devil and thee at it light, and most dissolutely spent on Tuesday they soul, that thou soldest him on Good riday lost, morning; got with swearing-lay by's; and spent for a cup of Madeira, and a cold capon's legi with crying-bring in #; now, in as low an ebb as P. llen. Sir John stands to his word, the devil the fooi of the ladder ;'and, by and by, in as high shall have his m; for he was never eta a How as the ridge of the gallows. breaker of proverbs, lie will give the devil his due. Fal. By the Lord, thou say'st true, lad. And is Poins. Then art thou damu'd for keeping thy not my hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench? word with the devil. P. Hen. As the honey of Hybla, my oid lad of P. Hen. Else he had been damn’d for cozening the castle. And is not a buff jerkin a most sweet the devil. robe of durance ? Poins. But, my lads, niy lads, to-morrow mornFal. How now, how now, mad wag! What, in ! ing by four o'clock, carly ai Gadshill: there are thy quips, and thý quiddities': What a plague have pilgrims going to Canterbury with rich opierings, I to do with a buit jerkin? and traders riding to London with fat pusses: Í P. Hen. Why, what a pox have I to do with my baie visory*• for you all, you have homens for your selves; Gidshill lies to-night isi Ruclesier; I have Pal. Well , thou hast calld her to a reckoning, bespoke supper to-morrow night in Lasteneap: we many a time and oft. may do it as secure as sleep: if you will go, I wul P. Ven. Did lever call for thee to pay thy part? ruf your purses full of crowns; it you will not, Fal. No; I'll give thee thy due, thou hast paid larry at home, and belang'd. Ful. Hear me, Yedward; if I tarry at home, and P. Hen. Yea, and elsewhere, so far as my coin go not, I'll hans you for going. would stretch; and, where it would not, I have l'oins. You will, chops? Ful. Hal, wilt thou make one? Fal. Yea, and so used it, that, were it not here P. Hon. Whe, l rob? I a thief ? Noti, by my faith. apparent that thou art 'heir apparent, -But, Fal. There's neither honesty, manhood, vor good pi'y thee, sweet wag, shall there be gallow's stand in England when thou art kiny? And resolution • Gib-cat, should be lib-cut,-a Scotch term at thus fobb’d as it is, with the rusly curb of old ta this day for a selded cai. + Croak of a frog. Citation of holy text + Trim, as birds clean their feathers. Treat me with ignominy. ! The dress of sheriff's officers. $ Stand still. # More wine. Made an appoimubient. $ Honest. • Masks. Dan. hostess of the tavern ? all there. used my credit. Points, : Pavonrites. fellowship in thee, nor thou carnest not of the SCENE 111.-The same. - Another Room In the lings Paluce. Enter k'ing HENRY, NORTHUMBERLAND, Worces- TER, HOTSPUR, Sir WALTER BLUNT, and Others. P. Hen. Well, come what will, I'll tarry at K. Men. My blood hath been too cold and temhome. perate, And you have found me ; for accordingly, You tread upon iny patience; but be sure, Poins. Sir John, I preythee, leave the prince and I will from henceforth rather be mysell, me alone; I will lay him down such reasons for Mighty, and to be fear'd, than my condition; this adventure, that he shall go. Which hath been smooth as oil, soft as young down, Fal. Well, nay'sl' thou have the spirit of per- And therefore lost that title of respect, suasion, and he the ears of profiting, that what thou Which the proud soul ne'er pays, but to the proud. North, My lord. K. Hen. Worcester,get thee gone, for I see danger (Exit Falstaff. And disobedience in thine eye: 0, Sir, Poins. Now, my good sweet honey lord, ride Your presence is too bold and peremptory, with us to-morrow; I have a Jest to execute, that Aud majesty might never yet endure I cannot manage alone. Falstaff, Bardolph, 'Peto, The moody frontiert ot a servant brow. und Gadshill, shall rob those men that we have You have good leave i to leave us : when we need already way-laid; yourself, and 1, will not be Your use and counsel, we shall send for you.there : and when they have tlie booty, if you and [Erit Worcester. I do not rob them, cut this head from my shoulders. You were about to speak. [To Northumberland. P. Hen. But how shall we part with them In Thuse prisoners in your highness' name demanded, North. Yea, iny good lord. Which Harry Percy here at Holmedon took, Hot. My liege, I did deny vo prisoners. P. Hen. Ay, but, 'lis like, that they will know But, I remember, when the fight was done, us, by our horses, by our habits, and by every When I was dry with rage, and extreme toii, other appointment, to be ourselves. Breathless and faint, leaning upon my sword, Poins. Tul! our horses they shall not see, I'll Came there a certain lord, neat, trimly dress'd, tie them in the wood; our visors we will change, Fresh as a bridegroom; and his chin, new reap'd, after we leave them ; and, sírrah, I have cases of Shew'd like a stubble-land at harvest home : buckram for the nonce 1, to immask our noted out. He was perfumed like a milliner; ward garments. And 'twixt his finger and his thumb he held P. Hen. But, I doubt, they will be too hard for A pouncet-box g, which ever and anon He gave his nose, and took't away again ;- Ny prisoners, in your majesty's behalf. Out of my grieff and my impatience (Exit Poins. Answer'd neglectingly, I know not what; mad, The unyoked humour of your idleness: To see him shine so brisk, and smell so sweet, And talk so like a waiting-gentlewoman, mark !) And selling pié, the sovereign'st thing on earth Out of the bowels of the harmless earth, Which many a good tall** fellow had destroy'd He would himself have been a soldier. This bald unjointed chat of his, my lord, I answer'd indirectly, as I said; And, I beseech you, let not his report Come current for an accusation, Blunt. The circumstance consider'd, good my Jord, Whatever Harry Percy then had said, To such a person, and in such a place, (Exit. May reasonably die, and never rise To do him wrong, or any way impeach A small box for musk or other perfumes. Dull, Parrot. Pain. ** Brave. us. I lell thee, X.Her. Why, yet he doth deny his prisoners ; prof. But, soft, I prayon; d'Aking Richard then That we, at our own charge, shall ransome straight | Heir to the crown! His brother-in-law, the foolish Mortimer; North. He did ; myself did hear it. Who, on my soul, hath wilfully betray'd lot. Nay, then I cannot blame his cousin king, The lives of those, that he did lead lo tight That wish'd him on the barren mountains starved. Against the great magician, damn'd Glendower ; But shall it be, that you,-that set the crown Whose daughter, as we hear, the earl of March Upon the head of this forgetful man; Hath lately married. Shall our coffers then And, for his sake, wear the detested blot Re emptied, to redeem a traitor home? Of murd'rous subornation,-shall it be, Shall we buy treason ? And indent. with fears, That you a world of curses undergo; When they have lost and forfeited themselves? Being the agents, or base second means, No, on the barren mountains let him starve ; The cords, the ladder, or the hangman rather :For I shall never hold that man my friend, 0, pardon me, that I descend so low, Whose tongue shall ask me for one penny cost To shew the line, and the predicament, Wherein you range under this subtle king. Shall it, for shame, be spoken in these days, Or till up chronicles in time to come, To put down Richard, that sweet lovely rose, In single opposition, hand to hand, And plant this thorn, this canker*, Bolingbroke 1 He did confound + the best part of an hour And shall it, in inore shame, be further spoken, In changing hardiment with great Glendower: That you are fool'd, discarded, and shook off Three times they breathed, and three times did they By him, for whom these shames ye underwent? drink, No; yet time serves, wherein you may redeem l'pon agreement, of swift Severn's flood; Your banish'd honours, and restore yourselves Who then, affrighted with their bloody looks, Into the good thoughts of the world again : Ran fearfully among the trembling reeds, Revenge the jeering, and disdain'd + contempt, And hid his crisp ý head in the hollow bank Of this proud king, who studies, day and night, Blood-stained with these valiant combatants. To answer all the debt he owes to you, Never did bare and routen policy Even with the bloody payment of your deaths. Colour her working with such deadly wounds; Therefore, I say,-Nor never could the noble Mortimer Wor. Peace, cousin, say no more : Receive so many, and all willingly : And now I will unclasp a secret book, Then let him not be slander'd with revolt. And to your quick-conceiving discontents Ki Hen. Thou dost belie him, Percy, thou dost I'll read you matter deep and dangerous ; belie him, As full of peril, and advent'rous spirit, He never did encounter with Glendower; As to o'er-walk a current, roaring loud, On the unsteadfast footing of a spear. He durst as well have met the devil alone, Hot. If he fall in, good night :-or sink or As Owen Glendower for an enemy. swim :Art not ashamed? But, sirrah, henceforth Send danger from the east unto the west, Let me not hear you speak ot' Mortimer. So honour cross it from the porth to south, To rouse a lion, than to start a hare. Drives him beyond the bounds of patience. Hot. By heaven, methinks it were an easy leap, (Exeunt King Henry, Blunt, and Train. To pluck briglit' honour from the pale-faced Hot. And if the devil come and roar for them, I will not send them :-( will after straight, Or dive into the bottom of the deep, And tell him so; for I will ease my heart, Where fathom-line could never touch the ground, Although it be with hazard of my head. And pluck up drowned honour by the locks; North. What, drunk with choler? Stay, and pause So he, that doth redeem her thence, might wear, a while; Without corrival 1, all her dignities : But out upon this half-faced fellowship $! Wor. He apprehends a world of figures | here, But not the form of what he should attend. Hot. Speak of Mortimer? Good cousin, give me audience for a while. Wor. Those same noble Scots, By heaven, he shall not have a Scot of them : As high i'the air as this unthankful king, No, if a Scot would sare his soul, he shall not : As this ingrate and canker'd Bolingbroke. I'll keep them, by this hand. North. Brother, the king hath made your nephew Wor. You start away, mad. (To Worcester. And lend no ear unto my purposes.Wor. Who struck this heat up, after I was gone? Those prisoners you shall keep. Hot. He will, forsooth, have all my prisoners; Hot. Nay, I will; that's tai : And when I urged the ransome once again He said, he would not ransome Mortimer ; Of my wife's brother, then his check look'd pale; Forbad my tongue to speak of Mortimer; And on my face he turn’d an eye of death, But I will find him when he lies asleep, Trembling even at the name of Mortimer. And in his ear I'll holla--Mortimer! Wor. I cannot blame him :- Was he not pro- Nay, claim'd, I'll have a starling shall be taught to speak By Richard that dead is, the next of blood ? Nothing but Mortimer, and give it liin, North. He was ; I heard the proclamation : To keep his anger still in motion. And then it was, when the unhappy king Wor. Hear you, Whose wrongs in us God pardun!) did set forth Cousin ; a word. Upon his Irish expedition; Hot. All studies here I solemnly defy, Prom whence he, intercepted, did return Save how to gall and pinch this Boling broke: To be deposed, and, shortly murdered. And that same sword-and-buckler ** prince of Wor. And for whose death, we in the world's Wales, wide mouth Live scandalized, and foully spoken of. • The dog.rose. + Disdainfil, A rival. o Friendship. • Sign an indenture. + Expend. | Shapes created by his imagination. 1 Hardiness. ý Curled. Refuse. s Ungrateful. *** The term for a blustering quarrelsome fellow. inoon: But that I think his father loves him not, Ost. (W'lth.) Anon, anon. few flocks in ihe point ; the poor jade is wrung in Hor. Farewell, kinsman! I will talk to you, the withers out of all cess t. Enter another CARRIER. 2 Car. Pease and beans are as dank there as a Art thon, lo break into this woman's mood; dog, and that is the next way to give poor jades Jying thine ear lo no tongle but thine own? the bots: this house is turn'd upside down, since Fot. Why, look you, I am whipp'd and scourged Robin ostler died. with rods, 1 Car. Poor fellow! never joy'd since the price Nettled, and sting with pismires, when I hear of oats rose; it was the death of him. Of this vile politician, Bolingbroke. 2 Car. I think, this be the most villainous louse In Richard's time,- What do you call the place ?- in all London road for ficas: I am stung like a A plague upon't !--It is in Gloucestershire; tench. 'Twas where the mad-cap duke his uncle kept; 1 Car. Like a tench ? By the mass, there is ne'er a His uncle York ;-where I first bow'd my knee king in Christendoni could be better bit than I have Onto this king of smiles, this Bolingbroke, been since the first cock. When you and he came back from Ravenspurg. 2 Car. Why, they will allow us ne'er & jorden, North. At Berkley castle. and then we leak in your chimney; and your lot. You say true : chamber-lie breeds fieas like a loach . Why, what a candy + deal of courtesy 1 Car. What, osller! come away, and be hang'd, This fawning greyhound then did proffer me ! come away. Look,--when his infant fortune came to age, 2 Car. I have a gammon of bacon, and two razes And-gentle Ilarry Percy-and, kind cousin,- of ginger, to be deliver'd as far as Charing-cross. 0, the devil take such cozeners! God forgive me! 1 Car. 'Odsbody! the turkies in my pannier are Good uncle, tell your tale, for I have done. quite starved. What, osuer !-A plague on thee! Wor. Nay, if you have not, to't again ; Hast thou never an eye in thy head! Canst not We'll stay your leisure. hear? An 'lwere not as good a deed as drink, to Hot. I hare done, i' faith. break the pate of thee, I am a very villain.-Come, Enter GADSPILL. Gads. Good morrow, carriers. What's O'clock? 1 Car. I think it be two o'clock. Will easily be granied.-Yon, my lord, Gads. I pr’ythee, lend me thy lantern, to see my {To Northumberland.gelding in the stable. Your son in Scotland being thus employ'd, 1 Car. Nay, soft, I pray ye; I know a trick worth Shall secretly into the bosom creep. two of that, i' faith. Cads. I prøythee, lend me thine. 2 Car. Ay, when? Canst tell?-Lend me thy lan Hot. Of York, is't not? tern, quoth a ?- Marry, I'll see thee hang'd tirst. Wor. True; who bears hard Gads. Şirrah carrier, what time do you mean to 2 Car. Time enough to go to bed with a candle, As what I think might be, but what I know I warrant thee. Come, neighbour Mugs, we'll call Is ruminated, plotted, and set down; up the gentlemen ; they will along with company, And only stays but to behold the face for they have great charge. (Exeunt Carriers. Of that occasion that shall bring it on. Gads. What, ho! chamberlain ! chamberlain : for thou variest no inore from pick- Enter CHAMBERLAIN. Cham. Good morrow, master Gadshill. It holds franklin ++ in the wild of Kent, hath brought three For, bear ourselves as even as we can, hundred marks with him in gold: I heard him tell The king we always think him in our debt; it to one of his company, last night at supper: a And think we think ourselves unsatisfied, kind of auditor ; one that hath abundance of Till he bath found a time to pay us home. charge too, God knows what. They are up al. And see already, how he doth begin ready, and call for eggs and butter: they will To make lis strangers to his looks of love. away presently, Ilot. He does, he does ; we'll be revenged on him. Gads. Sirrah, if they meet not with Saint Nicholor. Cousin, farewell :-No further go in this, las' clerks, I'll give thee this neck. Than I bv letters shall direct your course. Cham. No, I'll none of it: I pr’ythee, keep that When time is ripe, (which will be suddenly,) for the hangman ; for, I know,' thou worship'st I'll steal to Glendower, and lord Mortimer ; Saint Nicholas as truly as a man of falsehood nay: Where you and Douglas, and our powers at once, Gads. What talk'st thou to me of the bangman? (As I will fashion it,) shall happily meet, If I hang, I'll make a fat pair of gallow's : for, if I To bear our fortunes in our own strong arms, hang, old Sir John hangs with me; and, thou Which now we hold at much uncertainty. know'st, he's no starreling. Tut! there are other North. Farewell, good brother: we shall thrive, Trojans that thou dream'st not of, the which, for I trust. sport sake, are content to do the profession some Mot. Uncle, adieu :-0, let the hours be short, grace; that would, if matters should be look'd into, Till fields, and blows, and groans, applaud our for their own credit sake, make all whole. I am spurt! (Exeunt. I join'd with no foot land-rakers it, no long-staff, six. penny strikers 9 ; none of these mad, mustachio, ACT II. purple-hued malt-worms : but with nobilily, and SIEVE 1.--Rochester.-An Inn Yard. tranquillity ; burgomasters, and great oneversti; such as will strike sooner than speak, and speak Enter a CARRIER, with a Lantern in his lland. sooner than drink, and drink sooner than pray: and I Car. Heigh ho! An't be not four by the day, T'Il be hang'd: Charles' wain is orer the new • Naine of his horse. + Measure. Wet. chimney, and yet our horse not pack'd. Wai, 6 Wornus. || Spotted like a tench. ostler! A small fish supposed to breed tieas. ** A proverb, from the pick-purse being always • Mind, humour. + Sugared. ready. + Freeholler. Conjecture. A body of forces. :: Cant term for highwaymen. Footpads. The constellation ursa major. OH Public accountants. |