Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU and PAROLLES. 1 Lord. It is the count Rousillon, my good lord, Young Bertram. King. Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face; Frank nature, rather curious than in haste, Hath well composed thee. Thy father's moral parts May'st thou inherit too! Welcome to Paris. Ber. My thanks and duty are your majesty's. In their poor praise he humbled: such a man Ber. His good remembrance, Sir, Lies richer in your thoughts, than on his tomb; King. 'Would, were with him! He would al ways say, (Methinks, I hear him now; his plausive words Since I nor wax, nor honey, can bring home, 2 Lord. You are loved, Sir; They, that least lend it you, shall lack you first. King. I fill a place, I know't.-How long is't, count, Since the physician at your father's died? Ber. Some six months since, my lord. King. If he were living, I would try him yet ;Lend me an arm ;-the rest have worn me out With several applications :-Nature and sickness Debate it at their leisure. Welcome, count; My son's no dearer. Ber. Thank your majesty. [Exeunt.-Flourish. SCENE III-Rousillon.-A Room in the Enter COUNTESS, STEWARD, and CLOWN. Count. I will now hear what say you of this gentlewoman? Clo. No, madam, 'tis not so well, that I am poor: though many of the rich are damn'd: but, if I may have your ladyship's good-will to go to the world, Isbel the woman and I will do as we may. Count. Wilt thou needs be a beggar ? Clo. I do beg your good-will in this case. Count. In what case? Clo. In Isbei's case, and mine own. Service is no heritage and, I think, I shall never have the blessing of God, till I have issue of my body; for they say, bearns are blessings. Count. Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry. Clo. My poor body, madam, requires it: I am driven on by the flesh; and he must needs go, that the devil drives. Count. Is this all your worship's reason? Clo, Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons, such as they are. Count. May the world know them? Clo. I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and all flesh and blood are; and, indeed, I do marry, that I may repent. Count. Thy marriage, sooner than thy wickedness. Clo. I am out of friends, madam; and I hope to have friends for my wife's sake. Count. Such friends are thine enemies, knave. Clo. You are shallow, madam, e'en great friends; for the knaves come to do that for me, which I am a-weary of. He, that earst my land, spares my team, and gives me leave to inn the crop : if I be his cuckold, he's my drudge. He, that comforts my wife, is the cherisher of my flesh and blood; he, that cherishes my flesh and blood, loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my flesh and blood, is my friend: ergo, he that kisses my wife, is my friend. If men could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage; for young Charbon the puritan, and old Poysam the papist, howsoe'er their hearts are sever'd in religion, their heads are both one, they may joll horns together, like any deer i' the herd. Count. Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouth'd and calumnious knave? Clo. A prophet I, madam; and I speak the truth the next way t: For I the ballad will repeat, Which men full true shall find, Your marriage comes by destiny, Your cuckoo sings by kind. Count. Get you gone, Sir; I'll talk with you Count. What, one good in ten? You corrupt the song, sirrah. Clo. One good woman in ten, madam; which is a purifying o' the song:-'Would God would serve the world so all the year! We'd find no fault with Stew. Madam, the care I have had to even your the tythe-woman, if I were the parson :-One in ten, content, I wish night be found in the calendar of quoth a'! An we might have a good woman born my past endeavours; for then we wound our mo- Lut every blazing star, or at an earthquake, 'twould desty, and make foul the clearness of our deserv-mend the lottery well; a man may draw his heart ings, when of ourselves we publish them. out, ere he pluck one. Count. What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah: the complaints, I have heard of you, I do not all believe; 'tis my slowness, that I do not: for, I know, you lack not folly to commit them, and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours. To repair here signifies to renovate. + His is put for its. Approbation. Who have no other use of their faculties than to invent new modes of dress. To act up to your desires. Stew. I know, madam, you love your gentleWoman entirely. Count. Faith, I do : her father bequeath'd her to me; and she herself, without other advantage, may lawfully make title to as much love as she finds: there is more owing her, than is paid; and more shall be paid her than she'll demand. Stew. Madam, I was very late more near her than, I think, she wish'd me alone she was, and did communicate to herself her own words to her own ears; she thought, I dare vow to her, they touch'd not any stranger sense. Her matter was, she loved your son :-Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had put such difference betwixt their two estates; love, no god, that would not extend his might, only where qualities were level; Diana, no queen of virgins, that would suffer her poor knight to be surprised, without rescue, in the first assault, or ransom afterward :-This she deliver'd in the most biter touch of sorrow, that e'er I heard virgin exclaim in which I held my duty, speedily to acquaint you withal; sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns, you something to know it. Count. You have discharged this honestly; keep it to yourself: many likelihoods inform'd me of this before, which hung so tottering in the balance, that I could neither believe, nor misdoubt :-Pray you, leave me stall this in your bosom, and I thank you for your honest care:-1 will speak with you further anon. [Exit Steward. Her eye is sick on't; I observe her now. Hel. What is your pleasure, madam? Count. You know, Helen, I am a mother to you. Hel. Mine honourable mistress. Count. Nay, a mother; Why not a mother? When I said, a mother, That were enwombed mine :-'Tis often seen, Hel. That I am not. Count. I say, I am your mother. The count Rousillon cannot be my brother: Count. Nor I your mother? Hel. You are my mother, madam; 'would you were (So that my lord, your son, were not my brother,) Indeed, my mother!-Or were you both our mo thers. law; I care no more for, than I do for heaven, • Since. But tell me then, 'tis so:-For look thy cheeks Hel. Good mad am, pardon me! Hel. Do not you love him, madam? Here on my knee, before high heaven and you, My friends were poor, but honest; so's my love: The sun, that looks upon his worshipper, Hel. Madam, I had. Count. Wherefore? tell true. Hel. I will tell truth; by grace itself, I swear. You know, my father left me some prescriptions Of rare and proved effects, such as his reading, And manifest experience, had collected For general sovereignty; and that he will'd me In heedfullest reservation to Lestow them, As notes, whose faculties inclusive were, More than they were in note: amongst the rest, There is a remedy, approved, set down, To cure the desperate languishes whereof The king is rendered lost. Count. This was your motive For Paris, was it? Speak. Hel. My lord your son made me to think of this; Else Paris, and the medicine, and the king, Had, from the conversation of my thoughts, Haply, been absent then. Count. But think you, Helen, If you should tender your supposed aid, Hel. There's something hints, More than my father's skill, which was the greatest By the luckiest stars in heaven: and, would your honour But give me leave to try success, I'd venture Count. Dost thou believe't? Hel. Ay, madam, knowingly. Count. Why, Helen, thou shalt have my leave, and love, Means, and attendants, and my loving greetings According to their nature. + Exhausted of their skill. Flourish.-Enter KING, with young LORDS taking leave for the Florentine War; BERTRAM, PA ROLLES, and Attendants. King. Farewell, young lord, these warlike principles Do not throw from you:-And you, my lord, farewell : Share the advice betwixt you; if both gain all, 1 Lord. It is our hope, Sir, After well-enter'd soldiers, to return King. No, no, it cannot be; and yet my heart That doth my life besiege. Farewell, young lords; Of worthy Frenchmen: let higher Italy The bravest questant + shrinks, find what you seek, King. Those girls of Italy, take heed of them; Both. Our hearts receive your warnings. Par. 'Tis not his fault; the spark--. 2 Lord. O, 'tis brave wars ! Par. Most admirable: I have seen those wars. Ber. I am commanded here, and kept a coil‡ with; Too young, and the next year, and 'tis too early. Par. An thy mind stand to it, boy, steal away bravely. Ber. I shall stay here the fore horse to a smock, Creaking my shoes on the plain masonry, Till honour be bought up, and no sword worn, But one to dance with! By heaven, I'll steal away. 1 Lord. There's honour in the theft. Par. Commit it, count. 2 Lord. I am your accessary; and so farewell. Ber. I grow to you, and our parting is a tortured body. 1 Lord Farewell, captain. 2 Lord. Sweet monsieur Parolles ! Par. Noble heroes, my sword and yours are kin. Good sparks and lustrous, a word, good metals :You shall find in the regiment of the Spinii, one captain Spurio, with his cicatrice, an emblem of war, here on his sinister cheek; it was this very sword intrench'd it: say to him, I live; and observe his reports for me. 2 Lord. We shall, noble captain. Par. Mars dote on you for his novices! [Exeunt Lords.] What will you do? Ber. Stay; the king[Seeing him rise. Par. Use a more spaci us ceremony to the noble lords; you have restrain'd yourself within the list of too cold an adieu: be more expressive to them; for they wear themselves in the cap of the time, there, do muster true gait ¶, eat, speak, and move under the influence of the most received star; and though the devil lead the measure**, such are to be i. e. Those excepted who possess modern Italy, the remains of the Roman empire. + Seeker, enquirer. With a noise, bustle. In Shakspeare's time it was usual for gentlemen to dance with swords on. They are the foremost in the fashion. The dance. follow'd; after them, and take a more dilated farewell. Ber. And I will do so. Par. Worthy fellows: and like to prove most sinewy sword-men. [Exeunt Bertram and Parolies. Enter LAFEU Laf. Pardon, my lord, [Kneeling] for me and for my tidings. King. I'll fee thee to stand up. Stands, that has brought his pardon. I would, you King. I would I had; so I had broke thy pate, And ask'd thee mercy for't. Laf. Good faith, across⚫ : But, my good lord, 'tis thus; will you be cured Of your infirmity? King, No. Laf. O, will you eat No grapes, my royal fox? Yes, but you will, Could reach them: I have seen a medicine t, Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary 1, To give great Charlemain a pen in his hand, King. What her is this? Laf. Why, doctor she: my lord, there's one arrived, If you will see her,-now by my faith and honour, In this my light deliverance, I have spoke King. Now, good Lafeu, Bring in the admiration; that we with thee May spend our wonder too, or take off thine By wond'ring how thou took'st it. Laf. Nay, I'll fit you, And not be all day neither. [Exit Lafen. King. Thus he his special nothing ever prologues. Re-enter LAFEU, with HELENA. Laf. Nay, come your ways. This is his majesty, say your mind to him: Hel. The rather will I spare my praises towards him; Knowing him, is enough. On his bed of death King. We thank you, maiden; 1 a To empirics; or to dissever so King. I cannot give thee less, to be call'd grate- Thou thought'st to help me; and such thanks I give Hel. What I can do, can do no hurt to try, From simple sources; and great seas have dried, King. I must not hear thee; fare thee well, kind Thy pains, not used, must by thyself be paid: Hel. Inspired merit so by breath is barr'd: But know I think, and think I know most sure, Hel. The greatest grace lending grace, Hel. Tax of impudence, A strumpet's boldness, a divulged shame,- King. Methinks, in thee some blessed spirit doth His powerful sound within an organ weak; La common sense, sense saves another way. Hel. If I break time, or flinch in property Of what I spoke, unpitied let me die; And well deserved: not helping, death's my fee; Hel. But will you make it even? King. Ay, by my sceptre, and my hopes of heaven. Hel. Then shalt thou give me, with thy kingly hand, An allusion to Daniel judging the two elders. ti. e. When Moses smote the rock in Horeb. This must refer to the children of Israel passing the Red Sea, when miracles had been denied by Pharaoh. i. e. Pretend to greater things than befits the mediocrity of my condition. The evening star. What husband in thy power I will command: King. Here is my hand; the premises observed, Enter COUNTESS and CLOWN. Count. Come on, Sir; I shall now put you to the height of your breeding. Clo. I will shew myself highly fed, and lowly taught: I know my business is but to the court. Count. To the court! Why, what place make you special, when you put off that with such contempt? But to the court! Clo. Truly madam, if God hath lent a man any manners, he may easily put it off at court: he that cannot make a leg, put off's cap, kiss his hand, and say nothing, has neither leg, hands, lip, nor cap; and, indeed, such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for the court: but, for me, I have an answer will serve all men. Count. Marry, that's a bountiful answer, that fits all questions. Clo. It is like a barber's chair, that fits all but tocks; the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or any buttock. Count. Will your answer serve fit to all questions? Clo. As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney, as your French crown for your taffata punk, as Tib's rush for Tom's fore-finger, as a pancake for Shrove-Tuesday, a morris for May-day, as the nail to his hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding quean to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the friar's mouth; nay, as the pudding to his skin. Count. Have you, I say, an answer of such fitness for all questions? Clo. From below your duke, to beneath your constable, it will fit any question. Count. It must be an answer of most monstrous size, that must fit all demands. Clo. But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned should speak truth of it: here it is, and all that belongs to't: ask me, if I am a courtier; it shall do you no harm to learn. Count. To be young again, if we could :-I will be a fool in question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. I pray you, Sir, are you a courtier? Clo. O Lord, Sir,-There's a simple putting off ;more, more, a hundred of them. Count. Sir, I am a poor friend of yours, that loves you. Clo. O Lord, Sir,-Thick, thick, spare not me. Count. I think, Sir, you can eat none of this homely meat. Clo. O Lord, Sir,-Nay, put me to't, I warrant you. Count. You were lately whipp'd, Sir, as I think. ount. Do you cry, O Lord, Sir, at your whipping, and spare not me? Indeed, your O Lord, Sir, is very sequent to your whipping; you would answer very well to a whipping, if you were but bound to't. Clo. I ne'er had worse luck in my life, in myO Lord, Sir: I see, things may serve long, but not serve ever. Count. I play the noble housewife with the time, to entertain it so merrily with a fool. Clo. O Lord, Sir,-Why, there't serves well again. Count. An end, Sir, to your business: give Helen this, i.e. May be counted among the gifts enjoyed And urge her to a present answer back : by them. **The spring or morning of life. Properly follows. Commend me to my kinsmen and my son ; Clo. Not much commendation to them. Count. Not much employment for you: you understand me? Clo. Most fruitfully; I am there before my legs. Count. Haste you again. [Exeunt severally. SCENE III-Paris.-A Room in the KING'S Palace. Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES. Laf. They say, miracles are past; and we have our philosophical persons, to make modern and familiar things, supernatural and causeless. Hence is it, that we make trifles of terrors; ensconcing ourselves into seeming knowledge, when we should submit ourselves to an unknown fear +. Par. Why, 'tis the rarest argument of wonder, that hath shot out in our latter times. Ber. And so 'tis. Laf. To be relinquish'd of the artists, Par. So I say; both of Galen and Paracelsus. Laf. That gave him out incurable,- Par. Right; as 'twere a man assured of an-- Par. And debile minister, great power, great transcendence: which should, indeed, give us a further use to be made, than alone the recovery of the king, as to be Laf. Generally thankful. Enter KING, HELENA, and Attendants. Par. I would have said it; you say well :-Here comes the king. Laf. Lustick, as the Dutchman says; I'll like a maid the better, whilst I have a tooth in my head:Why, he's able to lead her a coranto. Par. Mort du Vinaigre! Is not this Helen? King. Go, call before me all the lords in court,[Exit an Attendant. Sit, my preserver, by thy patient's side; Enter several LORDS. Fair maid, send forth thine eye; this youthful parcel Of noble bachelors stand at my bestowing, O'er whom both sovereign power and father's voice ¶ I have to use: thy frank election make; Thou hast power to choose, and they none to forsake. Hel. To each of you one fair and virtuous mistress Fall, when love please!-Marry, to each, but one **! Laf. I'd give bay Curtal +, and his furniture, My mouth no more were broken than these boys', And writ as little beard. King. Peruse them well: Not one of those, but had a noble father. Hel. Gentlemen, Heaven hath, through me, restored the king to health. All. We understand it, and thank heaven for you. Hel. I am a simple maid; and therein wealthiest, That, I protest, I simply am a maid; Please it your majesty, I have done already: King. Make choice; and, see, Who shuns thy love, shuns all his love in me. Hel. Thanks, Sir; all the rest is mute. Laf. I had rather be in this choice, than throw ames-ace for my life . Hel. The honour, Sir, that flames in your fan eyes, Before I speak, too threateningly replies: Love make your fortunes twenty times above Her that so wishes, and her humble love! 2 Lord. No better, if you please. Hel. My wish receive, Which great love grant! And so I take my leave. Laf. Do all they deny her? An they were sons of mine, I'd have them whipp'd; or I would send them to the Turk, to make eunuchs of. Hel. Be not afraid [To a Lord] that I your hand should take, I'll never do you wrong for your own sake: Laf. These boys are boys of ice, they'll none have her; sure, they are bastards to the English; the French ne'er got them. Hel. You are too y sung, too happy, and too good, To make yourself a son out of my blood. 4 Lord. Fair one, I think not so. Laf. There's one grape yet,-I am sure, thy father drank wine.-But if thou be'st not an ass, I am a youth of fourteen; I have known thee already. Hel. I dare not say, I take you; [To Bertram] but I give Me, and my service, ever whilst I live, King. Why then, young Bertram, take her, she's thy wife. Ber. My wife, my liege? I shall beseech your highness, In such a business give me leave to use King, Know'st thou not, Bertram, Ber. Yes, my good lord; But never hope to know why I should marry her. King, Thou know'st, she has raised me from my sickly bed. Ber. But follows it, my lord, to bring me down Must answer for your raising? I know her well; She had her breeding at my father's charge: A poor physician's daughter my wife !-Disdain Rather corrupt me ever! King. Tis only title thou disdain'st in her, the which I can build up. Strange is it, that our bloods, i. e. I have no more to say to you. i. e. The want of title. 6 Titles. Good is good independent of any worldly dis tinction, and so is vileness vile, |