were all alike in need of beer. Mr. Tookey, the deputy clerk, and that large jocose-looking wheelwright, and choir leader, Ben Winthrop, become litigious in talk, that same evening, and again the landlord interposes with his accustomed formula: "Come, come, a joke's a joke. We're all good friends here, I hope. We must give and take. You're both right and your both wrong, as I say. I agree wi' Mr. Macey, here, as there's two opinions, and if mine was asked, I should say they're both right. Tookey's right and Winthrop's right, and they've only got to split the difference and make themselves even." The possibilities of Ghost-seeing in general, and the credibility of a certain ghostly Cliff's Holiday in particular, breeds further contention and collision in the Rainbow parlour; and again this landlord is ready with his olive-branch and universal solvent. 66 Ay, but there's this in it, Dowlas," said the landlord, speaking in a tone of much candour and tolerance. "There's folks, i' my opinion, they can't see ghos'es, not if they stood as plain a pikestaff before 'em. And there's reason i' that. For there's my wife, now, can't smell, not if she'd the strongest of cheeses under her nose. I never see'd a ghost myself; but then I says to myself, Very like I haven't got the smell for 'em.' I mean, putting a ghost for a smell, or else contrairiways. And so, I'm for holding with both sides; for, as I say, the truth lies between 'em. And if Dowlas was to go and stand, and say he'd never seen a wink o' Cliff's Holiday all the night through, I'd back him; and if anybody said as Cliff's Holiday was certain sure for all that, I'd back him too. For the smell's what I go by." The landlord's analogical argument is not well received by the farrier-a man intensely opposed to all compromise; but it tells, more or less, with the rest of the company; and it tells, in another way, in the story which, to say a good deal, is one of George Eliot's best. There is something here to remind us of another loquacious publican, the one in Smollett, with his story of the two goblins that had been making a racket at Commodore Trunnion's, and which Mr. Hatchway averred to be a couple of jackdaws that had fallen down the chimney, and made a flapping with their wings up and down the room,-a theory highly offensive to the tetchy commodore, who stormed like a perfect hurricane, and swore "he knew a devil from a jackdaw as well as e'er a man in the three kingdoms." He owned, indeed, that the birds were found, but denied that they were the occasion of the uproar. "For my own part, master," quoth the publican to Mr. Pickle, "I believe much may be said on both sides of the question.' * Peregrine Pickle, ch. ii. 581 A LEGEND OF SAINT BRITA. BY WILLIAM JONES. THERE are women of ev'ry creed, fashion, and sort, In tempers as well as in features: Some tall, others little, some stout, others lean, Some women are swayed by the glance of an eye, Never melt at the softest of phrases; And some, who are young, are too old for their years, There are strong-minded women, and others less so, To the Palmam qui meruit ferat divine There's a name that the world may know little about, That rarest of women, Saint Brita! Who ventured to thwart or to slight her. And those who could daunt her were lucky. She was haunted by demons so monstrous and dread, Some had tails that were scaly, club feet, and huge paws, With crocodile teeth, that looked sharper than saws, VOL. LXIII. 2 Q Some were shaped like a monkey, gorilla, or cat, Such a mass incongruous of creatures uncouth, Such braying and yelling, such screeching and riot, But no rest could be had 'midst the clatter and din, But calm was Saint Brita, no terrors could fright her; She jeered at the monsters, and gave them in turn More than this, for the saint had a rosary made, As strong as a man-of-war's cable; And this she laid on them with might and with main, The devil was wrath when he heard what was done, In a manner that might be styled clever; He vowed he would love her for ever! Enraged he declared he would love her no more, For it certainly was a most grievous offence It happened, soon after, they met once again; To his credit will deeply the balance lay, And 'gainst those who indulgences borrow. He found that a preacher, erratic no doubt, The monks were all dozing, and laymen as well, He stood near a pillar and counted his sheep, Then taking a goat-skin he entered their names, The parchment was filled, a few sinners remained, 'Twas a critical juncture, the moments ran fast, But in tugging and stretching to make it all right, The skin was divided asunder: His head struck the pillar with such a rude thump, That it brought out a mountain of flesh for a bump, And the sleepers awoke with a start and a jump, For it sounded like very near thunder! Now Saint Brita, who never felt drowsy at church, A blow on the head he could pretty well bear, In his fury he tore up the sulphury scroll, The pieces were pasted and framed, we are told, 584 WHOSE WIFE WAS SHE? FROM THE FRENCH. BY MRS. ALFRED M. MÜNSTER. I. I SEND you, madame, the true history of Mademoiselle de la Faille, of which we have heard so many extraordinary versions. This account I have faithfully and laboriously compiled from the manuscript notes of Monsieur Moizas, as well as from portions of the address delivered by him before the parliament of Paris, in defence of one so lovely and so unfortunate, however blameworthy. I also owe much to the kindness of Madame Carmé, who permitted me to have free access to the private papers of her parents; and as you will probably see her before I shall, I beg you will offer her by best thanks for the manner in which she facilitated my researches. In 17-, at Toulouse, there existed between a Monsieur de Garran and the family of Monsieur de la Faille so great an intimacy, that the worthy gossips of the city predicted that a marriage must inevitably result therefrom. Nor was the rumour so ill-founded as such things sometimes are. Monsieur de Garran, a captain of artillery in the Regiment, then stationed at Toulouse, was a young and handsome man, as much distinguished for bravery in the field as for his proficiency in those accomplishments which make the charm of social intercourse. Talented and brilliant in conversation, his society was sought by all the best families of Toulouse and its neighbourhood; and that fact alone was a certificate of his unblemished descent, for in Toulouse, especially at that time, four generations of noble ancestors were not considered sufficient to entitle a man to rank himself amongst the old nobility. Monsieur de la Faille was one of the principal magistrates of Toulouse. Timid and cautious by temperament and habit, he was, like most persons of similar character, immovable as a rock when he had once formed a resolution; and his birth, wealth, and social position made him as much respected as his gentle ingratiating manners caused him to be loved. He was a widower with one child, a daughter called Clémence, the beauty of the city. Mademoiselle de la Faille had so perfect a figure, that that alone, even if united with a very moderate amount of beauty of face, must have made good her title to be called a beautiful woman, but Clémence had a face which left no charm of expression, feature, or complexion to be desired. It was but natural that she and Monsieur de Garran, both young, handsome, and agreeable, and both free in heart and fancy, being constantly thrown together, should first be attracted towards each other, and after a time find that their mutual attraction had merged into a deeper feeling; it was so, and everything seemed for once favourable-birth, fortune, position, and age, for French girls are married young, and Clémence was fifteen, while George de Garran was twentyfive. |