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Claud. Yea, the fame.

Bene. Come, will you go with me?

Claud. Whither?

Bene. Even to the next willow, about your own bufinefs, Count. What fashion will you wear the garland of? about your neck, like an ufurer's chain? or under your arm, like a lieutenant's fcarf? you must wear it one way, for the Prince hath got your Hero.

Claud. I with him joy of her.

Bene. Why, that's fpoken like an honeft drover; fo they fell bullocks: but did you think the Prince would have ferved you thus ?

Claud. I pray you leave me.

Bene. Ho! now you ftrike like the blind man ; 'twas the boy that ftole your meat, and you'll beat the poft.

Claud. If it will not be, I'll leave you.

[Exit. Bene. Alas, poor hurt fowle! now will he creep into fedges. But, that my Lady Beatrice fhould know me, and not know me! The Prince's fool! ha? it may be I go under that title, because I am merry; yea, but fo Fam apt to do myfelf wrong. I am not fo reputed. It is the bafe (tho' bitter) difpofition of Beatrice, that puts the world into her perfon, and fo gives me out; well, I'll be reveng'd as I may.

SCENE IV. Enter Don Pedro,

Pedro. Now, Signior, where's the Count? did you fee him?

Bene. Troth, my Lord, I have play'd the part of Lady Fame. I found him here as melancholy as a lodge in a warren, I told him, (and I think told him true), that your Grace had got the will of this young lady; and I offer'd him my company to a willow-tree, either to make him a garland, as being forfaken; or tơ bind him up a rod, as being worthy to be whipt,

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Pedro. To be whipt! what's his fault? Bene. The flat tranfgreffion of a fchool-boy being overjoy'd with finding a bird's neft, fhews it his companion, and he fteals it,

Pedro. Wilt thou make a truft, a tranfgreffion The tranfgreffion is in the ftealer.

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Bene. Yet it had not been amifs the rod had been made, and the garland too; for the garland he might have worn himself, and the rod he might have beftow'd on you, who (as I take it) have ftol'n his bird's neft. Pedro. I will but teach them to fing, and restore them to the owner.

Bene. If their finging anfwer your faying, by my faith, you fay honestly.

Pedro. The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you; the gentleman that danc'd with her told her, the is much wrong'd by you.

Bene. "O, the mifus'd me paft the indurance of a "block; an oak, but with one green leaf on it, would "have anfwer'd her; my very visor began to affume life,

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and fcold with her; fhe told me, not thinking I had "been myself, that I was the Prince's jefter, and that I was duller than a great thaw; huddling jeft upon jeft, with fuch impaffable conveyance upon me, that I ftood like a man at a mark, with a whole army "shooting at me: fhe fpeaks poniards, and every word "ftabs. If her breath were as terrible as her termi

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nations, there were no living near her; fhe would infect to the north-ftar." I would not marry her, though fhe were endowed with all that Adam had left him before he tranfgreffed: fhe would have made Hercules have turn'd fpit; yea, and have cleft his club to make the fire too. Come, talk not of her, you shall find her the infernal Até in good apparel. I would to God fome scholar would conjure her; for, certainly, while the is here, a man may live as quiet in hell as in a fanctuary, and people fin upon purpose, because they would go thither; fo indeed all difquiet, horror, and perturbation follow her.

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Enter Claudio, Beatrice, Leonato, and Hero.

Pedro. Look, here fhe comes.

Bene. Will your Grace command me any fervice to the world's end? I will go on the flighteft errand now to the Antipodes that you can devife to fend me on: I will fetch you a tooth-picker pow from the fartheft inch

of Afia; bring you the length of Prefter John's foot; fetch you a hair off the great Cham's beard; do you any ambaffage to the pigmies, rather than hold three words conference with this harpy. You have no employment for me?

Pedro. None, but to defire your good company.

Bene. O God, Sir, here's a difh I love not. I cannot endure this Lady Tongue.

Pedro. Come, Lady, come; you have loft the heart of Signior Benedick.

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Beat. Indeed, my Lord, he lent it me a while, and I him ufe for it, a double heart for a fingle one; marry, once before he won it of me with falfe dice, therefore your Grace may well fay I have loft it.

Pedro. You have put him down, Lady, you have put him down.

Beat. So I would not he fhould do me, my Lord, left I fhould prove the mother of fools. I have brought Count Claudio, whom you fent me to feek.

Pedro. Why, how now, Count, wherefore are you fad?

Claud. Not fad, my Lord.

Pedro. How then? fick ?
Claud. Neither, my Lord.

Beat. The Count is neither fad, nor fick, nor merry, nor well; but civil, Count, civil as an orange, and fomething of that jealous complexion.

Pedro. I'faith, Lady, I think your blazon to be true; though I'll be fworn, if he be fo, his conceit is falfe. Here, Claudio, I have woocd in thy name, and 'fair Hero is won; I have broke with her father, and his good-will obtained; name the day of marriage, and God give thee joy.

Leon. Count, take of me my daughter, and with her 'my fortunes: his Grace hath made the match, and all grace fay Amen to it.

Beat. Speak, Count, 'tis your cue.

Claud. Silence is the perfecteft herald of joy; I were but little happy if I could fay how much. Lady, as you are mine, I am your's; I give away myfelf for 'you, and doat upon the exchange.

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Beat. Speak, coufin, or (if you cannot) ftop his mouth with a kifs, and let him not speak neither.

Pedro. In faith, Lady, you have a merry heart. Beat. Yea, my Lord, I thank it, poor fool, it keeps on the windy fide of care; my coufia tells him in his ear, that he is in her heart.

Claud. And fo fhe doth, coufin.

Beat. Good Lord, for alliance! thus goes every one to the world but I, and I am fun-burn'd; I may fit in a corner, and cry Heigh ho! for a husband.

Pedro. Lady Beatrice, I will get you one.

Beat. I would rather have one of your father's getting. Hath your Grace ne'er a brother like you? your father got excellent husbands, if a maid could come by

them.

Pedro. Will you have me, Lady?

Beat. No, my Lord, unless I might have another for working-days; your Grace is too coftly to wear every day but I befeech your Grace pardon me, I was born to fpeak all mirth, and no matter.

Pedro. Your filence moft offends me, and to be merry beft becomes you; for, out of queftion, you were born in a merry hour.

Beat. No, fure, my Lord, my mother cry'd; but then there was a ftar danc'd, and under that I was born. Coufins, God give you joy.

Leon. Niece, will you look to thofe things I told you of?

Beat. I cry you mercy, uncle: by your Grace's par[Exit Beatrice,

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Pedro. By my troth, a pleasant-fpirited lady. Leon. There's little of the melancholy element in her, my Lord; fhe is never fad but when the fleeps; and not ever fad then; for I have heard my daughter fay, she hath often dream'd of unhappiness, and wak'd herself with laughing.

Pedro. She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband.. Leon. O, by no means, the mocks all her wooers out of fuit.

Pedra. She were an excellent wife for Benedick,

Leon. O Lord, my Lord, if they were but a week marry'd, they would talk themselves mad.

Pedro. Count Claudio, when mean you to go to church?

Claud. To-morrow, my Lord; time goes on crutches, till love have all his rites.

Leon. Not till Monday, my dear fon, which is hence a juft feven-night; and a time too brief too to have alt things anfwer my mind.

Pedro. Come, you shake the head at fo long a breathing; but I warrant thee, Claudio, the time thall not go dully by us. I will in the interim undertake one of Hercules's labours; which is, to bring Signior Benedick and the Lady Beatrice into a mountain of affection the one with the other. I would fain have it a match; and I doubt not to fashion it, if you three will but minister such affiftance as I fhall give you direction. Leon. My Lord, I am for you, though it cost me ten nights watchings.

Claud. And I, my Lord.

Pedro. And you too, gentle Hero?

Hero. I will do any modeft office, my Lord, to help my coufin to a good husband.

Pedro. And Benedick is not the unhopefulleft hufband that I know. Thus far I can praise him, he is of a noble ftrain, of approv'd valour, and confirm'd honefty. I will teach you how to humour your coufin, that she fhall fall in love with Benedick; and I, with your two helps, will fo practife on Benedick, that in defpight of his quick wit, and his queafy ftomach, he fhall fall in love with Beatrice. If we can do this, Cupid is no longer an archer, his glory fhall be ours, for we are the only love-gods. Go in with me, and I will tell you my - drift. [Exeunt.

SCENE VII.

Changes to another apartment in Leonato's house,

Enter Don John and Borachio.

John. It is fo, the Count Claudio fhall marry the daughter of Leonato.

Bora. Yea, my Lord, but I can cross it,

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