In his brother's church they buried him, That safer he might be, They lock'd the door, and would not trust And three men in the vestry watch To save him if they can, And should he come there to shoot they swear A resurrection man. And the first night by lanthorn light Through the church-yard as they went, A guinea of gold the Sexton shew'd That Mister Joseph sent. But conscience was tough, it was not enough, And their honesty never swerved, And they bade him go with Mister Joe To the Devil as he deserved. So all night long by the vestry fire And they did drink as you may think, The second night by lanthorn light The guineas were bright and attracted their sight They look'd so heavy and new, And their fingers itch'd as they were bewitch'd, And they knew not what to do. But they waver'd not long, for conscience was strong, And they thought they might get more, And they refused the gold, but not So all night long by the vestry fire The third night as by lanthorn light He bade them see and shew'd them three They look'd askaunce with greedy glance, Let fall his lanthorn light. And he look'd sly with his roguish eye, And gave a well-timed wink, And they could not stand the sound in his hand, For he made the guineas chink. And conscience, late that had such weight, All in a moment fails, For well they knew that it was true A dead man told no tales. And they gave all their powder and ball, And took the gold so bright, And they drank their beer and made good cheer, Till now it was midnight. Then, though the key of the church-door Was left with the parson, his brother, It open'd at the Sexton's touch,... Because he had another. And in they go with that villain Joe, To fetch the body by night, And all the church look'd dismally By his dark-lanthorn light. They laid the pick-axe to the stones, They burst the patent coffin first, And they cut through the lead; And they laugh'd aloud when they saw the shroud, Because they had got at the dead. And they allow'd the Sexton the shroud, And nose and knees they then did squeeze The watchmen as they past along And a curse bestow'd upon the load So disagreeable. |